The Jackass Genie: This is incredibly silly!
05-02-2013, 03:45 AM (This post was last modified: 05-07-2013 10:09 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #1
The Jackass Genie: This is incredibly silly!
Not all that much of a game, but I wanted something else to do while I refreshed these forums a few times every waking hour.

How to play:
Just make a wish and it will be granted.
By a genie.
Who is a jackass.

As an added bonus, this'll generate CYOGTCG cards!

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05-02-2013, 03:55 AM
Post: #2
RE: The Jackass Genie
"I wish I was a genie, except like 10 times cooler than you and also I can grant wishes for myself whenever I want."

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05-02-2013, 04:05 AM
Post: #3
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 1

You are now a genie. You are like ten times cooler than the Jackass Genie, by which I mean ten times as cold. You can also grant wishes to yourself whenever you want to, but you never want to do that because you have been lobotomized.

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05-02-2013, 04:12 AM
Post: #4
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish the genie who i am talking with too be locked up forever.

in his own lamp.


The end.
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05-02-2013, 04:19 AM
Post: #5
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 2

The Genie is now locked up forever. In his own lamp. Oh, and you are also locked up in his own lamp. And the rest of the world is too.

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05-02-2013, 04:29 AM
Post: #6
RE: The Jackass Genie
HAH! Pryhric victory!
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05-02-2013, 04:37 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 04:38 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #7
RE: The Jackass Genie
Epilogue

Of course with the rest of the world inside the lamp as well the Jackass Genie can continue to do what he loves the most: Screwing people over. And now he can get to anywhere in the world without having to leave its lamp. As a result of this the Jackass Genie can grant even more wishes. It really doesn't inconvenience the Genie in any way. If you still consider this a victory, possibly because you are a sadist who wanted other people to suffer or something then I guess you lucked out.

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05-02-2013, 04:43 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 04:43 AM by Fuade.)
Post: #8
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish all genies wore ugly shirts
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05-02-2013, 04:43 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 04:43 AM by DenizenShipper.)
Post: #9
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish I could grow a beard.
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05-02-2013, 05:00 AM
Post: #10
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 3
Poof. Your name is now "Ugly Shirt". I'll wear you in this necklace filled with acid!
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Elsewhere...
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Wish 4
You grow a beard, and it keeps growing until you are eventually crushed under its weight!
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05-02-2013, 05:20 AM
Post: #11
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish for grief counseling.
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05-02-2013, 05:27 AM
Post: #12
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 5

Perhaps you should specified that you wanted counseling from an actual grief counseler. Or someone other than the Jackass Genie. He basically just points and laughs at you and advises you to get over it because the worst has yet to come.
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05-02-2013, 05:47 AM
Post: #13
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish for a million wishes.

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05-02-2013, 05:48 AM
Post: #14
RE: The Jackass Genie
I with this game had more substance and thought put into it, and wasn't such a mindless transient exercise.
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05-02-2013, 05:52 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 05:53 AM by calibornio.)
Post: #15
RE: The Jackass Genie
Demonsul, no. Now the genie's gonna try to put your brain inside the game. :nspa:

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05-02-2013, 06:02 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 06:03 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #16
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 6

You can now make one million wishes, but the new wishes have severe limitations; you may only wish to be punched in the face! Oh, and the Jackass Genie wasn't limiting how many wishes you could make in the first place?
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Wish 7

Due to the fact that you wished the game had more substance and thought put into it, wish 7 was made which caused (slightly) more thought and substance to be added to the game. The game is not a mindless transient exercise due to the fact that it cannot be played without the use of a mind.

If you don't like the game, just don't play. Keep the Jackassery in the game.
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05-02-2013, 06:18 AM
Post: #17
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish I was more of a jackass than the genie, thereby also being more powerful than the genie.
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05-02-2013, 06:23 AM
Post: #18
RE: The Jackass Genie
(A game like this wouldn't have been allowed on the MSPA forums. Just saying.)
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05-02-2013, 06:23 AM
Post: #19
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish the genie had a different color scheme.

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05-02-2013, 06:29 AM
Post: #20
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 8

You are now more of a jackass than the Genie. By which I mean you are more of a male donkey than the genie. Turns out that doesn't make you more powerful than the genie.

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Wish 9

Okay the genie has a new color scheme. Not the Jackass Genie. A different one.

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05-02-2013, 06:29 AM
Post: #21
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish for "EEE-AW"
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05-02-2013, 06:45 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 06:50 AM by icanhasdonut.)
Post: #22
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish ICGC was a ugly falafel cucumber face.

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05-02-2013, 06:46 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 07:04 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #23
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 10

You now own an A&W at the following location: Edward Street, Eastwood, England. You then get sued for breaking copyright laws. And there are also issues due to the fact that its right in the middle of the street and holding up traffic and stuff.

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Wish 11

You get sent back in time one week to before Ugly Falafel Cucumber Face became Zamrawl. (when Ican'tgivecredit was Ugly Falafel Cucumber Face in a forum game) Incidentally, this also means you are out in the middle of the desert about a weeks walk away from the genie. Actually, you are probably better off now.

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05-02-2013, 07:07 AM
Post: #24
RE: The Jackass Genie
yaay i escaped the genie
now to go find a civilization to live in

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05-02-2013, 07:53 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 07:54 AM by DoubleD.)
Post: #25
RE: The Jackass Genie
Due to the fact the entire world, and i assume all forums games as well, are now in the lamp, we technically are right next to the genie the whole time. I then Proceed to wish that the world, as a whole, would bow under my tyranny.

Our Foreign Minister reports:

Crisis Averted!

Vulsiss accepted the following peace offer:
Humiliate Vulsiss

[Goto] . . [Fine!]
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05-02-2013, 08:00 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 08:00 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #26
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 12

The world as a whole bows to you. Causing you to be crushed by the worlds immense weight.

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05-02-2013, 08:36 AM
Post: #27
RE: The Jackass Genie
well atleast I'm not a donkey anymore

I wish everything doesn't have shit on top of it
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05-02-2013, 08:54 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 08:54 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #28
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 13

The Genie eliminates all of the fecal matter which is on top of something, which is all of it. Including the shit which is on top of the insides of your colon and intestines, which is replaced by empty space which in turn causes those organs to implode.

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05-02-2013, 09:06 AM
Post: #29
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish that I didn't wish that I wished that I wished that I wished that I didn't wish that I wished that I didn't wish that I wished.

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05-02-2013, 10:09 AM
Post: #30
RE: The Jackass Genie
Oh that's so mean, why can't I poop out empty space? mspa

I wish the genie was nice.
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05-02-2013, 10:11 AM
Post: #31
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish to live in the locations of my choice, in a physically healthy, uninjured, and apparently normal version of my current body containing my current mental state, a body which will heal from all injuries at a rate three sigmas faster than the average given the medical technology available to me, and which will be protected from any diseases, injuries or illnesses causing disability, pain, or degraded functionality or any sense, organ, or bodily function for more than ten days consecutively or fifteen days in any year; at any time I may rejuvenate my body to a younger age, by saying a phrase matching this pattern five times without interruption, and with conscious intent: 'I wish to be age,’ followed by a number between one and two hundred, followed by ‘years old,’ at which point the pattern ends - after saying a phrase matching that pattern, my body will revert to an age matching the number of years I started and I will commence to age normally from that stage, with all of my memories intact; at any time I may die, by saying five times without interruption, and with conscious intent, 'I wish to be dead’; the terms 'year' and 'day' in this wish shall be interpreted as the ISO standard definitions of the Earth year and day as of 2006.
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05-02-2013, 10:20 AM
Post: #32
RE: The Jackass Genie
What Joey said except I also want to be a dog.

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05-02-2013, 10:50 AM
Post: #33
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 14

Nothing appears to happen as a result of this wish. Because you only used conditional words without any actual instruction. The Jackass Genie shrugs and you drool a bit, but not because of the Genies magic.
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Wish 15

Ok the Genie is now nice. Not the Jackass Genie though, a different one.

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Wish 16

You get to live in the locations of your choice. Your only choices are two different hypothetical planes of hell. Your body is uninjured as of this second and your mental state is intact. Your body will heal from all injuries at a rate three sigmas faster than the average given the medical technology available to you, but the medical technology given to you is of the variety which is used on the souls of the damned. The medical technology available to you is protected from any diseases, injuries, etc. While you can alter your age as you wished, your physical age is going to be the least of your worries. The Jackass Genie recommends you use your ability to die right away if you've been good. You see a dog.

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05-02-2013, 10:56 AM
Post: #34
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish I was Invulnerable, Impenetrable, Undying, Immortal, Immune to Pain, and Retained all my normal Bodily functions, thought process, and organs intact, within my body, in their normal places. I don't care if i get teleported other places. I mean, the Genie is always there with me, since the world is in his lamp.

Our Foreign Minister reports:

Crisis Averted!

Vulsiss accepted the following peace offer:
Humiliate Vulsiss

[Goto] . . [Fine!]
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05-02-2013, 11:09 AM
Post: #35
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 17

"Enjoy your time in Solitary Confinement" Says the Jackass Genie. The Genie isn't going to be hanging out around here so enjoy your eternity. Your retained thought process will eventually cause you to forget everything.

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05-02-2013, 11:13 AM
Post: #36
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish the Jackass genie would tell me what's going on with the other one.
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05-02-2013, 11:15 AM
Post: #37
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish that I had the ability to shapeshift into anything I want, whenever I want, and also that you aren't able to alter any other part of myself or the rest of the universe in the granting of this wish.

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05-02-2013, 11:21 AM
Post: #38
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish the genie would tell me why I'm drooling.

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05-02-2013, 11:25 AM
Post: #39
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish I could eat ICGC.

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05-02-2013, 11:34 AM
Post: #40
RE: The Jackass Genie
(05-02-2013 11:25 AM)icanhasdonut Wrote:  I wish I could eat ICGC.

Is this because I almost killed a Reyalian? You got a blessing anyway!

Wish changed: I wish icanhasdonut ate himself.
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05-02-2013, 11:38 AM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2013 11:39 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #41
RE: The Jackass Genie
Talking
The Jackass Genie says that the other genie is trapped in a lamp in a refrigerator somewhere and that drooling is caused by the excess production of saliva. He would have just told you that without any need for wishing, its not a secret or anything and it would make for something of a boring panel that frankly wouldn't really be worth drawing. I guess he could set you on fire or something since you didn't specifically request to not be on fire but that just seems lazy and it wouldn't amuse the Jackass Genie at this particular time.

Wish 18

Whenever you want something, you shapeshift into it. When you try to breathe you shapeshift into air and you aren't able to want anything after that.

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Wish 19

The Genie exclaims that you are already capable of cannibalism. He demonstrates this by locking you in a room with other cannibals. You eventually have no other choice but to eat yourself.

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05-02-2013, 11:40 AM
Post: #42
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish ICGC was a stick.

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05-02-2013, 11:49 AM
Post: #43
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish I was an immortal, omnipotent, invincible, wish-immune, dimension-hopping super lawyer who can sue genies out of their powers if they intentionally misinterpret wishes.

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05-02-2013, 12:05 PM
Post: #44
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish the Genie as well as all other Genies and their influence would be removed from this reality as of this point onward in a was that does not affect any other thing in this universe.
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05-02-2013, 01:21 PM
Post: #45
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 20

Someone with the initials ICGC is now a stick. You are now a leaf. Whats with all these spite-wishes? You're making this too easy for the Genie.

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Wish 21

You are now an invincible lawyer, but you can still feel pain. Your omnipotence gives you unlimited power but you can only use that power to sue genies, and the only powers you can sue away are the ability to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time and the ability to turn your legs into pogo sticks. You can hop between dimensions but the only dimensions you can hop between are two different theoretical planes of hell. Your only super ability is your ability to not die, and since you are as of now wish immune no other genie will be able to help you out.

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Wish 22

Genies and all of their influence has been removed from this reality. However since the entire world was under the influence of Genies it and everyone in the world is also removed from reality. You are now in a different reality, and the only difference from your previous reality is that space is now purple.

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05-02-2013, 01:26 PM
Post: #46
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish that the other Genie had his brain back

Our Foreign Minister reports:

Crisis Averted!

Vulsiss accepted the following peace offer:
Humiliate Vulsiss

[Goto] . . [Fine!]
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05-02-2013, 02:06 PM
Post: #47
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 23

No problem. The other Genie has its brain back. In this nice little jar. Outside of its head.

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05-02-2013, 02:12 PM
Post: #48
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish to not die of dehydration in the middle of this desert.
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05-02-2013, 02:19 PM
Post: #49
RE: The Jackass Genie
Wish 24

Wish Granted. You die of an Exploding Head in the middle of the desert instead!

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05-02-2013, 02:22 PM
Post: #50
RE: The Jackass Genie
I wish to become a star

Our Foreign Minister reports:

Crisis Averted!

Vulsiss accepted the following peace offer:
Humiliate Vulsiss

[Goto] . . [Fine!]
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