Trollslum Cafe II: Dealing Heartbreak One Meal at a Time! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
06-04-2013, 03:59 AM
Post: #51
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He ordered himself a wine with a smug grin. It seemed his Troll knew their place! That was always nice to see. "¿I'm sure you have some sort of entertaining story to tell, entertain me?" He really needs a punch in his smug mouth.
06-04-2013, 04:07 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 04:29 AM by Telly.)
Post: #52
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i don't know what to tell you. i am not the sort of troll who flarps or culls lowbloods for sport. i build motorcycles, highblood. and i do not feel like those sorts of tales would be the ones that interest yourself.

After seeing that Enigmo must be so disappointed that he lost his ability to speak, Svarin exited the cafe, hopped on his motorcycle, and sped off.

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06-04-2013, 07:28 AM
Post: #53
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Well shit, internet sucks. Enigmo sighed from boredom and ordered a wine.
06-04-2013, 08:21 AM
Post: #54
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Peztis walks into the cafe and finds himself a table, taking his ray gun and a screwdriver out and fiddling with it. It looks quite a bit more...stylized now. Huh.

You also have your notebook out, and a small block of a strange-looking substance, about a cubic centimeter in size.
06-04-2013, 08:30 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 08:31 AM by The Lost Lenore.)
Post: #55
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The young tyrian stared at Enigmo... Odette knew she should've been indignant, seeing as how he had left without warning, but she didn't feel so. It wouldn't hurt to pretend. Odette loved to pretend!

What. To. Say?

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06-04-2013, 08:45 AM
Post: #56
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He was staring straight ahead of himself. He could almost feel the stare. He didn't look in her direction. Maybe she'd understand he had to beat on that Olive Blood.
06-04-2013, 08:51 AM
Post: #57
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Odette giggled quietly, before standing up and slinking over to Enigmo's table. She stood there, looking down at him.

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06-04-2013, 08:54 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 08:55 AM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #58
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He flinched and looked up at Odette. "¿H-Hello there, Madam? ¿S-So sorry about th-the other night...but that Olive Blood n-needed a beating?"
06-04-2013, 09:10 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 09:12 AM by The Lost Lenore.)
Post: #59
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Odette stood there for a moment before sitting down across from him, a smile on her face.

Hmmm~m. Innte~ressting. Yooouu owwe mee~ee noow yee~ss~?

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06-04-2013, 09:11 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 09:20 AM by Thebluemage.)
Post: #60
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Yohohoho and a bottle of rum? Looks like it. This scurvy dog...walks into the Cafe clutching his head. Looks like he has a headache or something? Oh well!

He slumps over to a table, only to find there is a tiny, tiny blueblooded troll there with some shades he didn't see before he sat down.

(Holy ship...who let grubs in here? And who gave 'em a gun...) He wondered aloud, actual concern marking his voice.
06-04-2013, 09:15 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 09:15 AM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #61
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Maybe if he worded it just right... "¿W-Well, I couldn't let that g-go unpunished, Madam? ¿I-If anything, that Olive Blood owes you, not me?"

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Teufol enters. He sits at an empty table and starts to tinker with a small machine.
06-04-2013, 09:20 AM
Post: #62
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You don't even look up at the piratical seadweller who approached you. Hmph, alcohol. All it is, is a refuge from life for the poor and stupid. You wouldn't dare consume anything that could harm your precious neurons, after all.

Well, well. It zeemz az though my path haz converged with zomeone whoze countenance is that of a dipzomaniac. How droll.
06-04-2013, 09:31 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 09:54 AM by Thebluemage.)
Post: #63
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(.....)

You just sit there for a moment and look at this grub speaking in many, many big words like a douche who wants to feel better about himself, least that's what you get from that sort of stuff. You honestly prefer it when trolls can understand you.

(You're going to be /great/ for my hangover...)He grumbled, each ztupid zyllable a knife in his thinkpan.
06-04-2013, 09:31 AM
Post: #64
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Hmm... The indigo was sort of right... If the green blood had just left them be then things would have gone as planned. She slowly found herself nodding.

HO~OWEVEER. I raa~rely see the gree~n blood! I wooon~'t beee able~ee to orderrr him aroo~und~

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06-04-2013, 09:32 AM
Post: #65
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He thought for a moment. "¿W-Well...what if...I-I assured you'd s-see him soon, Madam?"
06-04-2013, 09:37 AM
Post: #66
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You look up, curiously. Oh, a hangover, he says. Serves him right.

Good thing you have plenty of intoxicant to rezume your inebriation. Wouldn't want a fine zpecimen zuch az yourzelf to agonize over zuch trivial afflictionz az a hangover, zir.
06-04-2013, 09:41 AM
Post: #67
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It didn't matter, as Odette didn't really plan on bossing the green blood around. Besides, how would it look bossing around a friend of a friend? Not good, that's for sure.

Slowly Odette shook her head.

Noo. It doess'nt ma~tterr. I woouldn't actuuu~ally boss him arround. Hoo~nesstly I cooo~uld baarely do thisss~ Odette dropped her 'Do everything I say' act.

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06-04-2013, 09:44 AM
Post: #68
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He blinked twice. "¿R-Really? ¿Then...wh-why did you d-do it, Madam?"
06-04-2013, 09:59 AM
Post: #69
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We~ell...

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I waa~s conversssing wi~th a brownn blood. Hee~e told mee tha~at oth~eer highhblood'sss may~yy not appree~ciaate my... eccentri~citieees... I do tee~end to goo a biit eaa~ssy on loo~wbloods... Anywayss, I doo~n't waant to bee culled. Pluu~ss thee~e ideaaa of bossinng otheers~ss is appe~alling, buut for soom~ee reaa~son, I juust cann~oot putt any feeel~inng into it.~

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06-04-2013, 10:02 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 10:13 AM by Thebluemage.)
Post: #70
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(Naw, I'm not getting drunk again for a few hours at least. Gotta stay shark...I mean sharp.) He sighed, his puns were slipping again,(You seem like a spunky ship, by the way.) He said, his tact and such forgotten thanks to the effects of possibly the worst hangover he'd had in sweeps.
06-04-2013, 10:02 AM
Post: #71
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Well shit...he would criticize her if she wasn't a Sea Dweller... "¿Well, Madam, why don't you just do what makes you happy? ¿You could also fight and kills those who try to cull you?"
06-04-2013, 10:04 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 10:15 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #72
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...Well, you're officially baffled...

...A zpunky zhip?

THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
06-04-2013, 10:12 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 10:22 AM by Thebluemage.)
Post: #73
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Oops, let a pun slip. Ship...you mean shit. Damn things always get out when you have a hangover. But it seemed to confuse this idiot, so why not have some fun? If he was going to make your thinkpan throb, might as well, right?

(You don't know what a spunky ship is?) He asked, acting surprised, condescending, and disgusted.
06-04-2013, 10:12 AM
Post: #74
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Odette sighed.

I suu~pose soo, I'mm so~oort of good aa~t fightinng, thoo~ugh iiif more thann one gaa~nnged up on mee~e I woull~d be dooone forrr~

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06-04-2013, 10:16 AM
Post: #75
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He shrugged. "¿Th-Then, Madam, why not im-improve your fighting?"
06-04-2013, 10:20 AM
Post: #76
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You adjust your shades. Hmph.

No, I think you juzt mizzpoke becauze you've been drinking. Quite heavily, I azzume. Whatever you meant, I take it az a compliment.

You look back down and open up your notebook to a page filled with all sorts of complex equations, strange diagrams, and unintelligible scribbles (at least, unintelligible to anyone who isn't you) and begin perusing it and running your finger across the page until you get to a certain point. You mutter "aha" quietly and turn your attention to the small cube of...something by you.
06-04-2013, 10:27 AM
Post: #77
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Odette just nodded slowly. She was pretty sure she wouldn't actually make the effort to improve her fighting abilities even if she knew that wasn't exactly smart.

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06-04-2013, 10:31 AM
Post: #78
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He nodded with her. "¿W-Well, Madam, I...sh-should probably b-be going...is th-that okay?" He didn't dare leave without asking...just in case.
06-04-2013, 10:32 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 10:54 AM by Thebluemage.)
Post: #79
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Damn that didn't work, your thinkpan was hurting to more to try and pursue the gag, so you just resigned yourself to asking whatever the hell this guy was doing now. Not that he actually wanted to know, but just that he needed to distract himself.

(What the shell are you doing with that cube..thing.)
06-04-2013, 10:35 AM
Post: #80
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Odette shrugged.

Yoo~uu can gooo~o. I don't ree~ally caree~

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06-04-2013, 10:38 AM
Post: #81
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You pick up the cube and bring it close to your shades...hm...this better work.

It'z a microfuzion reactor core and I'm making zure the changez I have made to itz functionz have not made it unztable.
06-04-2013, 10:40 AM
Post: #82
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He nodded. "¿Th-Thank you, Madam?" And with that, he left. Those prisoners weren't gonna torture themselves!

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He was still here, working on his machine. What the machine was wasn't very clear...
06-04-2013, 10:47 AM
Post: #83
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Odette simply watched as he left. Then she looked at the others in the cafe.

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06-04-2013, 10:53 AM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2013 10:54 AM by Thebluemage.)
Post: #84
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Oh hey! He could understand what he said that time! Yes, it was a good idea, from what he knew about tech, which wasn't too much, being unstable was bad.

(Oh! So how's it looking then? Hopefully it won't blow us all up, right?)
06-04-2013, 11:01 AM
Post: #85
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You sigh, placing the cube in a small slot in the gun and securing it.

It zhouldn't, conzidering I've done everything I could to improve functionz az much az pozzible while retaining itz zmall zize. Of courze, in the zmall-to-nonexiztant pozzibility that I mizcalculated zomething, take zolace in the fact that our deathz will be zwift and moztly painlezz.

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Here goez nothing.

You finish putting your ray gun back together and press a switch on the back of the grip, a faint whirring and whining noise coming from the gun.
06-04-2013, 11:04 AM
Post: #86
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Odette stood up, spotting Teufol messing with something. So, she went over to him, and stood there, hovering and watching.

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06-04-2013, 11:12 AM
Post: #87
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As he does with most people, he ignored Odette and kept working. Only three Trolls could make him stop and actually acknowledge them.
06-04-2013, 11:15 AM
Post: #88
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Wait, in the Cafe? Is this grub crazy? He could kill them al-...

How much would that gun be worth?

No! Not now you idiot! You could be dead in a sec-

(Shitshitshitshipshipshipship)

Fuck he put it in. You glare at him and await your death. So many ambitions left unfulfilled...
06-04-2013, 11:20 AM
Post: #89
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Odette took it upon herself to sit across from him.


Yoou'ree very boo~rinng. Odette wasn't trying to get a rise out of him, as she was at least smart enough to know petty insults wouldn't do anything. She honestly thought he was so boring that he was making everything around him boring.

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06-04-2013, 11:22 AM
Post: #90
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He seemed satisfied at the moment and pressed a button on the machine, and some gas shot out into the air. There wasn't enough to really do anything to Odette or himself. He then started to work on it again, doing who knows what to the machine.
06-04-2013, 11:22 AM
Post: #91
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Ahahahaha! This guy fell for that old trick? You knew for a fact that the thing was safe to put in, you're not insane. The whining noise stops quickly, as the tip of the energy conduit at the end of the gun begins to glow yellow.

Ahahahahaha! Iz it that eazy to fool you? What, do you think I'm inzane? I wouldn't activate a fuzion reactor of any zort unlezz I knew for a FACT that it wazn't a thermonuclear bomb waiting to go off.
06-04-2013, 11:33 AM
Post: #92
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Odette looked at the gas, sitting back, then looking at the ceiling. Then she started balancing the chair on it's back legs.

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06-04-2013, 11:38 AM
Post: #93
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Fuck this guy.

Seriously, he does that? Was he like...4 or something? He was actually worried for a second! Damn drunk thinkpan.

(Yeah. Fuck you. You're lucky I'm hungover or else that never would've worked. And I'd be kicking your ass by now. Still might.) He pointed out with a glare, a brutal smile appearing when he talked about kicking his ass.
06-04-2013, 11:44 AM
Post: #94
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He kept at his business, still ignoring Odette. He eventually seemed satisfied and put the machine away. He did that only to take out a spider machine and started to repair one of its legs.
06-04-2013, 11:47 AM
Post: #95
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Odette began banging on the table and humming.

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06-04-2013, 11:50 AM
Post: #96
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He glanced at Odette for a moment. He makes a final touch and sets the machine down. It starts walking around the table with its newly repaired leg.
06-04-2013, 11:52 AM
Post: #97
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You shrug.

I wouldn't recommend attempting zuch an endeavor. After all, you don't know what thiz doez.

You hold up your ray gun.

For all you know, I could have enough firepower in thiz little woofbeazt to blow your head off without breaking a zweat, and my weapon iz already out. Think of it thiz way, if you can: In the amount of time it'll take for you to complete any zort of aggrezzive maneuver towardz me, I'll have already zhot you. Zeveral timez.

You're bluffing about the firepower, but frankly you aren't in the mood to deal with any sort of fight and playing that card usually dissuades people from attempting anything.
06-04-2013, 12:03 PM
Post: #98
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Odette looked at the machine. She wanted to destroy it for some reason. Her hand twitched.

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06-04-2013, 12:10 PM
Post: #99
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He held out his hand and the spider walked onto it. It then walked around his hand and he watched it closely, looking for any flaws.
06-04-2013, 12:11 PM
Post: #100
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Caa~nn I toou~ch it? Odette stuck out her hand.

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