Signups Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
07-04-2013, 08:35 AM (This post was last modified: 07-24-2013 02:33 PM by Supernerd.)
Post: #1
Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
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So me and theLifebird came up with an idea. An RPG game with low quality and very VERY fast updating speed. So here it is.

This game is actually a lot like my old Raid Dungeon games. Just post whatever you want to do, how well it will work shall depend on your stats and how we happen to be feeling at the time of the update. Both me and theLifebird will post official updates to this game.

To ensure that updates can come at a crazy frequent pace, we have implemented a "Hat system". You can wear inactive players as hats to boost your own stats! Just state which player(s) you wish to wear as a hat alongside your post to get the bonus. You cannot wear someone as a hat on the turn that they post an action and any given hat can only be worn by one person at a time. However there is no limit to how many hats a person can wear at a time.

Another feature of this game is that you can choose one of the Guardian Spirits. UpdateNerd and UpdateBird. Having UpdateBird as your spirit will enable you to edit posts without being penalized when theLifebird updates and grants you a bonus when he thinks you are being clever. Having UpdateNerd as your spirit will allow you to type with poor spelling and grammar when Supernerd updates and reduces the penalties for when he thinks you are being stupid.

To play, just fill out this signup sheet. You have 20 points to spend between the four primary stats.
Character name: (you may be reffered to as this, your username or any combination of the two)

Offense: (one of the primary stats. This one boosts your offensive actions)
Defense: (one of the primary stats. This one boosts your defensive actions)
Hatness: (one of the primary stats. This one makes you more effective when worn as a hat)
Ninjutsu: (one of the primary stats. This will give you better bonuses when you ninja the GM. Ninja bonuses are awesome)

Spell: (This is a special power unique to your character. It can be pretty much whatever you want though it will be balanced as we see fit. Other players can use your spell when they wear you as a hat.)
Hat Stat: (This is the stat that people will get when they wear you as a hat)
Guardian Spirit: (UpdateBird or UpdateNerd)

Accepted Players

Goarmire
Offense: 10
Defense: 10
Hatness: 0
Ninjutsu: 0
Spell: Hellish Consummation - Consumes an enemy, and can use one of their powers like kirby, replacing this spell until death. Some enemies may be inedible, or may survive being eaten.
Hat Stat: None
Guardian Spirit: UpdateBird
Askur
Offense: 17
Defense: 1
Hatness: 0
Ninjutsu: 21

Spell: Rage Meter - Increases Offense by how much damage the user has taken. Effects last until death. This may also affect Aggro.
Hat Stat: None
Guardian Spirit: UpdateBird
Lenard
Offense: 0
Defense: 15
Hatness: 5
Ninjutsu: 0

Spell: Apathy - Stuns an enemy.
Hat Stat: Defense
Guardian Spirit: UpdateBird
Zain
Offense: 10
Defense: 3
Hatness: 6
Ninjutsu: 2

Spell: Meta-port - Conjures items from other universes. Obviously not copyrighted things.
Hat Stat: All
Guardian Spirit: UpdateNerd
Yappy
Offense: 5
Defense: 8
Hatness: 6
Ninjutsu: 1

Spell: Healing Aura - Heals all players who acted on the turn this spell is used.
Hat Stat: Defense
Guardian Spirit: UpdateNerd
Robin
Offence: 2
Defence: 5
Hatness: 12
Ninjutsu: 1

Ability: Cower - Sir Robin bravely runs away to avoid all damage done to him.
Hat bonus: Attack
Guardian Spirit: UpdateBird
The Best Hat
Offense: 0
Defense: 0
Hatness: 20
Ninjutsu: 0

Spell: Even Better Hat - Raises everyones hatness stat
Hat Stat: Hatness.
Guardian Spirit: UpdateNerd
Secret Character Roppy
Offense: 12
Defense: 21
Hatness: 27
Ninjutsu: 3

Spell: Retreat`n`Restore- Retreats to avoid all damage and heals the party
Hat Stat: Unknown
Guardian Spirit: Both
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07-04-2013, 08:37 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 08:44 AM by theLifebird.)
Post: #2
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
no cheating fellas! or we'll find you >:)
nah im joking. but still....
you dont want these sick shades off XD im so dumb.

Remember:we WILL update as quick as you post. so no one will be holding this game up! so the more plp who play the better
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07-04-2013, 09:04 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 09:06 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
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RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Character name: Goarmire (Gore for short)

Appearance: A fiery demon encased in a black aura of flames. Should he ever be worn as a hat, he wishes to be worn as a cute, pink cupcake.

Offense: 10
Defense: 10
Hatness: 0 (I refuse to be worn as a hat mspa
Ninjutsu: 0 (I can never ninja a GM. it feels so impossible!)
Spell: Hellish Consummation - I eat them. Gruesomely. With scary flames coming out of my mouth. And then I get to use a slightly weakened version of my meal's ability/spell until cooldown. 1 turn before cooldown, I can't do anything. At the end of cooldown, spell is removed from where my spell roster would be. Very Long Cooldown.
Hat Stat: (This is the stat that people will get when they wear you as a hat)
Guardian Spirit: (UpdateBird)
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07-04-2013, 09:13 AM
Post: #4
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Alright, thats all we need to start the game! I'll go ahead and make the first update!

Three bland green slimes appear!

Enemy health.
Slime A: 1/1hp
Slime B: 1/1hp
Slime C: 1/1hp

Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 5/5
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07-04-2013, 09:14 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 09:15 AM by theLifebird.)
Post: #5
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
you must be a haaaaaaat XD
but no. really. please at least put some stats in the hat stat thing.

oh gosh a ninja!
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07-04-2013, 09:17 AM
Post: #6
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Let him go hatless. We can just make him get a hat based powerup later.
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07-04-2013, 09:17 AM
Post: #7
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
ok! :D
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07-04-2013, 09:19 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 12:28 PM by Lightning Scorpion.)
Post: #8
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Character name: Askur

Appearance: Askur is an albino Asura-snake hybrid.

Offense: 18
Defense: 1
Hatness: 0
Ninjutsu: 1

Spell: Rage Meter - Askur permanently has a rage meter. If he gets pissed, it fills up a bit. He will get his offense boosted if he is angry enough by the level of rage. (E.G: Level 1: +1, Level 2: +2, etc.) There is no limit to his rage, so he could be Level 100000 with tons of offense.
Hat Stat: (This is the stat that people will get when they wear you as a hat)
Guardian Spirit: (UpdateBird)
Wait, UpdateBird doesn't allow you to have bad grammar?
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07-04-2013, 09:21 AM
Post: #9
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Character name: The Apathy Lord Lenard (TALL (he is very short)

Offense: 0
Defense: 15
Hatness: 5
Ninjutsu: 0

Spell: The Apathy Lord Lenard commands you to STOP GIVING A SHIT! (Stun an enemy)
Hat Stat: You lose some points in your Offence stat, but gain a huge boost to your Defense stat.
Guardian Spirit: UpdateBird
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07-04-2013, 09:22 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 09:24 AM by theLifebird.)
Post: #10
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
TALL and Askur joins the party!
oh and a mongoose
Enemy health.
Mongoose:2/2
Slime A: 1/1hp
Slime B: 1/1hp
Slime C: 1/1hp

Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 5/5
(LS) Askur:5/5 rage:0
(Rap) TALL:5/5
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07-04-2013, 09:22 AM
Post: #11
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
UpdateBird grants a blessing when theLifebird updates. I highly doubt that theLifebird would penalize you for grammar issues regardless of the spirit you follow. Also, you have an extra point you can spend.
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07-04-2013, 09:25 AM
Post: #12
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
The Apathy Lord Lenard stuns the Mongoose.
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07-04-2013, 09:28 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 09:32 AM by theLifebird.)
Post: #13
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Mongoose is stuned
his friend the troll awakens
Enemy health.
Mongoose:2/2 [stuned]
Slime A: 1/1hp
Slime B: 1/1hp
Slime C: 1/1hp
Troll:3/3
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 5/5
(LS) Askur:5/5 rage:0
(Rap) TALL:5/5

ahh it funny how fast im updateing and everyone is using my spirt.
XD
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07-04-2013, 09:34 AM
Post: #14
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
The Apathy Lord Lenard stuns the troll.
(I will never not call him that)

Space is warped and time is bendable.
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07-04-2013, 09:55 AM
Post: #15
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Goarmire consumes the troll. This will probably have dire consequences. As well as impediments on my speech.

Goarmire wears Askur as a hat!
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07-04-2013, 10:00 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 10:01 AM by Supernerd.)
Post: #16
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Lenard stuns the Troll, and the Mongoose shakes off its stun.
Goarmire gets a NINJA BONUS, and swallows the troll up which makes the previous stunning pointless. Goarmire now has the Troll Regeneration spell! Troll Regeneration restores 1 health, but health lost due to fire damage cannot be regenerated this way.
Askur was worn as a hat, but provided no bonuses due to having 0 Hat points.
Slime A wears Slime B as a hat and attacks Lenard with a Bland Slime Spray attack to deal 1 damage!

Enemy health.
Mongoose: 2/2hp
Slime A: 1/1hp
Slime B: 1/1hp
Slime C: 1/1hp
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 5/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 5/5
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
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07-04-2013, 10:02 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 10:03 AM by Lightning Scorpion.)
Post: #17
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Askur proceeds to get off of Goar. Due to being used as a hat, he gains a bit of rage. He hits the mongoose.
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07-04-2013, 10:04 AM
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RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
The Apathy Lord Lenard stuns Slime A.

Space is warped and time is bendable.
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07-04-2013, 10:09 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 10:09 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
Post: #19
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
I SEND SLIME A SOME CAT VIDEOZ TO SCAR HIM FOR LIFE TROLOLOLZ
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07-04-2013, 10:13 AM
Post: #20
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
As it turns out, being used as a hat does not affect rage. This fact enrages Askur and he hits the mongoose for 2 damage, killing it.
Goarmire gets a NINJA BONUS and sends cat videos to a Slime B. The weight of the video itself crushes the slime for 1 damage before it gets a chance to deal any emotional damage.
TALL stuns Slime A who proceeds to start moping around and being useless.
Slime C forms a fist out of slime and punches Askur for 1 damage!
Two more slimes appear!

Enemy health.
Slime A: 1/1hp [Stunned]
Slime C: 1/1hp
Slime D: 1/1hp
Slime E: 1/1hp
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 5/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
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07-04-2013, 10:16 AM
Post: #21
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
I try sending all of the slimes some MEMEZ
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07-04-2013, 10:23 AM
Post: #22
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Man, I shoulda put some points into ninja'ing! Now I have all these ninja bonuses and nothing to do with them!
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07-04-2013, 10:48 AM
Post: #23
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Without the UpdateNerd spirit, Goarmires action was regarded as... STUPID! He sends himself over to the slimes, getting all their attention. They all spit slime at him to deal a total of 2 damage!

Enemy health.
Slime A: 1/1hp [Stunned]
Slime C: 1/1hp
Slime D: 1/1hp
Slime E: 1/1hp
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 3/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
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07-04-2013, 10:53 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 10:59 AM by Lightning Scorpion.)
Post: #24
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Askur grabs Slime A and proceeds to jump and slams it to the other slimes.
(Askur is really cocky and hates showing a sign of inferiority, weakness or fear)
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07-04-2013, 10:54 AM
Post: #25
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Dayum okay

I wear Askur and Lenard as hats but I place one of them inside the other and then invert it.

and then I send Slime C to the hottest lingerie fashion show, Victoria's Secret.

By setting it on fire with my face.
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07-04-2013, 10:57 AM
Post: #26
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
(07-04-2013 10:54 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  Dayum okay

I wear Askur and Lenard as hats but I place one of them inside the other and then invert it.

and then I send Slime C to the hottest lingerie fashion show, Victoria's Secret.

By setting it on fire with my face.

(07-04-2013 10:54 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  Dayum okay

I wear Askur and Lenard as hats but I place one of them inside the other and then invert it.

and then I send Slime C to the hottest lingerie fashion show, Victoria's Secret.

By setting it on fire with my face.


(07-04-2013 10:54 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  I wear Askur


(07-04-2013 10:54 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  I wear Askur


(07-04-2013 10:54 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  I wear Askur
No.
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07-04-2013, 11:06 AM
Post: #27
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Askur throws Slime A at Slime D, defeating both of them.
Goarmire wears Lenard as a hat then sets his face on fire then attacks Slime C. While it does prove to be an effective attack, he also damages himself. The fire effects prevent him from using Troll Regeneration!
Slime E attacks Goarmire, but deals no damage.
Some Squirrels appear!
Since Askur posted this turn, he cannot be used as a hat this turn.

Enemy health.
Slime E: 1/1hp
Squirrel A: 1/1hp
Squirrel B: 1/1hp
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 2/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
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07-04-2013, 11:07 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 11:21 AM by Swampmist1142.)
Post: #28
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Hi supernerd. Have an app
Character name: Zain Zollerious

Offense: 10
Defense: 3
Hatness: 6
Ninjutsu: 2

Spell: Meta-port: Can Bring in items and creatures from other dimensions
Hat Stat: +3 attack, +2 defence, +1 ninjustsu
Guardian Spirit: UpdateNerd
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07-04-2013, 11:09 AM
Post: #29
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Player application HO!!!!

Character name: Yappy

Offense: 5
Defense: 8
Hatness: 6
Ninjutsu: 1

Spell: Healing Aura - Heals all teamates for 33% of max HP. Cooldown of 5 turns(?)
Hat Stat: Defense(?)
Guardian Spirit: NerdSpirit
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07-04-2013, 11:12 AM
Post: #30
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
The hat stat is supposed to be an actual stat. As in Offense, Defense, Hatness and Ninjutsu.
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07-04-2013, 11:13 AM
Post: #31
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
uhh

Goar is a demon? Isn't he resistant to fire damage? He is practically enveloped in fire.

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Goarmire attacks the squirrel by using momentum to his advantage by propelling his fist forward into its face.
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07-04-2013, 11:22 AM
Post: #32
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
k, fixed. Sorry
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07-04-2013, 11:23 AM
Post: #33
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
(I'll give you the fire resistance, but trolls are vulnerable to fire.)
Goarmire punches out one of the squirrels.
Zain and Yappy arrive. As does a big Ogre!
Slime E wears Squirrel B as a hat and throws slime nuts at Goarmire to deal one damage.

Enemy health.
Slime E: 1/1hp
Squirrel B: 1/1hp
Ogre: 8/8hp
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 1/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
(Swamp) Zain: 5/5
(Yap) Yappy: 5/5
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07-04-2013, 11:29 AM
Post: #34
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
use the squirrel as nunchucks to hit the ogre in the nuts. many times.
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07-04-2013, 11:31 AM
Post: #35
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
I use Troll Regeneration, if possible. If not, I punch the slime.

Yappy, quick, heal!

I wear Zain as a hat if he doesn't act.

Askur is useless as hat.

He's not angry enough yet :p
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07-04-2013, 12:04 PM
Post: #36
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Zain grabs the squirrel and strikes the nuts that the Ogre was saving for the winter months to deal 1 damage.
Goarmire uses troll regeneration to heal 1 health.
The Squirrel bites Zain with its buck teeth to deal 1 damage.
The Slime wears the Ogre as a hat, and trips and falls down on Zain to deal 1 damage.

Enemy health.
Slime E: 1/1hp
Squirrel B: 1/1hp
Ogre: 7/8hp
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 2/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
(Swamp) Zain: 3/5
(Yap) Yappy: 5/5
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07-04-2013, 12:07 PM
Post: #37
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Goar wears Zain and/or Yappy as hats if they don't act.

Goarmire uses Troll Regeneration.
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07-04-2013, 12:11 PM
Post: #38
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Zain Summons a Graveler on top of the squirrel to tank hits. He also wears raptarion as a hat if he doesn't act
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07-04-2013, 12:20 PM
Post: #39
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Asurk notices the ogre. "Ha, he really thinks he can challenge me?" thinks Asurk as he bashes the crap out of the ogre.
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07-04-2013, 12:20 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 12:24 PM by theLifebird.)
Post: #40
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
goar only gets a half of HP!
zain and asurk gets a ninja bonus
zain get weres a hat and dose stuff
asurk gives the ogre a damage of 6 hp

the slimes grow inactive.
and the Ogre calls a friend. his name is gorge.
Enemy health.
Slime E: 1/1hp
Squirrel B: 1/1hp[gravler]
Ogre: 1/8hp
Gorge:10/5HP
Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 2.5/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
(Swamp) Zain: 3/5
(Yap) Yappy: 5/5
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07-04-2013, 12:22 PM
Post: #41
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
...wut. What happened to me and scorps actions...
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07-04-2013, 12:25 PM
Post: #42
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
NINJA
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07-04-2013, 12:28 PM
Post: #43
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
"How pathetic." says Asurk as he slams the Ogre into George, killing the ogre and damaging George.
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07-04-2013, 12:35 PM
Post: #44
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
seeing as Asurk has UPDATE BIRD his move is deemed CLEVER
the oger and george volently expolode.
the slime lathes to Asurk. it may take its own life
the Squirrel stands there drooling
Enemy health.
Slime E: 1/1hp
Squirrel B: 1/1hp[gravler]

Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: 2.5/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1 [slime latch]
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
(Swamp) Zain: 3/5
(Yap) Yappy: 5/5
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07-04-2013, 12:37 PM
Post: #45
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
I still have Yappy as a hat, right?

I throw the squirrel at Asurk.
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07-04-2013, 12:38 PM
Post: #46
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
the graveller was supposed to hurt the squirrel with weight, but whatevs.
Zain rips slime in half
Graveller stomps squirel
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07-04-2013, 12:40 PM
Post: #47
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Asurk rips the slime from his body and throws it toward the squirrel.
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07-04-2013, 12:42 PM
Post: #48
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
Well all these actions look really weird now.
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07-04-2013, 12:44 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 12:46 PM by Lightning Scorpion.)
Post: #49
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
So, Goar throws the squirrel to Asurk, Graveler stomps on it and it still keeps moving. Zain rips the slime in half and Asurk throws the pieces towards the squished squirrel.
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07-04-2013, 12:46 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2013 12:48 PM by theLifebird.)
Post: #50
RE: Updatequest in Updateland 2: Revenge of the Updating Updater!
without update nerd and nerd not being the one updateing Goars action is deem STUPED he miss and gets biten by the squirrel before it dies by gravler oh and it took 2 HP
zain kills the slime.
FEALD CLEAR. for a moment.
HERE COMES FRED
and a few goombas
Enemy health.
FRED:10/10HP
goomba A:1/1HP
goomba B:1/1HP
Paragoomba:2/2


Player Health
(ICGC) Goarmire: .5/5 [Troll Swallowed]
(LS) Askur: 4/5 Rage+1
(Rap) Lenard: 4/5
(Swamp) Zain: 3/5
(Yap) Yappy: 5/5
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