Trollslum Cafe III: Free Mugging With Every Coffee [READ THE RULES FIRST]
07-12-2013, 07:03 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 07:03 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #51
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Yep. This guy's definitely a happy kind of guy. You order a grape soda and look this guy over.

ques7ion. exac7ly how much a 7ha7s coffee and how much a i7s 7he fro7h cuz im 7hinkin i7s a8ou7 a four7h a cu9 a coffee and 7hen jus7 fuckin fro7h.

...Ok. Weird questions abound, then.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-12-2013, 07:08 PM
Post: #52
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette puts down the taco, feeling the need to sneeze. Spicy food will... Do that to you? Anyhow, Odette needs to sneeze.

Shes sneezes ( like a kitten too!), and successfully covers her nose with her arm. Odette was about to wipe her nose with said arm but... That would be gross and... Unladylike.

Oh no, not this again.

Odette snatches up a napkin and gently rubs her nose. Mission accomplished, phase one complete.

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07-12-2013, 07:13 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 07:23 PM by BlueGemFox.)
Post: #53
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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he lets out a chuckle
tthatt ssoundss l1ke qu1tte a lott off ffun. we ussed tto go tto tthe beach and 1 would cook lobsstter. off cousse 1 had a lobsstter clamp on my ttoe, 1 sscreamed ffor hourss and zunnah ssatt tthere laugh1ng, 1tt wass pretty ffunny hahaah! 1 musstt cok more lobsstter aga1n, you evver ttr1ed losstter?
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07-12-2013, 07:16 PM
Post: #54
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Oh, well, that's quite the sociable highblood.
You look into your cup, to her, to your cup, and laugh awkwardly. You sip the coffee, and it's quite obvious you're attempting to get rid of some of that froth. What can you say? Froth is delicious. After your prolonged sip, you glance into your cup once more.
Ha, ha h-ha...I'D say a-about...3/7th of my CUP i-is coffee, and the R-REST of it is froth. B-But C'MON, froth is yummy. What's b-better THAN an unbelievably sweet cup o-of coffee? Just keep smiling, you git.
07-12-2013, 07:22 PM
Post: #55
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You rub your currently limp organic arm, just...scratching it. Hm...

ive heard 7ell 7ha7 i7s 9re77y 6ood 8lack 8u7 i ain7 7oo fond a 8i77er shi7 so sure ill le7 ya 6e7 away wi7h 7ha7. anyway wha7re ya smilin a8ou7.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-12-2013, 07:26 PM
Post: #56
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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This guy is still here... oh man no, its lord Fancy dress uurrgggg.... lets hope he doesnt notice him. he takes a seat at the table and keeps his head down as he goes through his music on his phone

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07-12-2013, 07:29 PM
Post: #57
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You look up, scanning the café with your eyes to see who's inside. Hmph, it's that brownblood you beat up last night. You finish up your fish and push the plate away from you a bit, beckoning Shastt over. You look utterly bored right now.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-12-2013, 07:29 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 07:30 PM by The Lost Lenore.)
Post: #58
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette takes a look around the cafe, yawning. She stares at the seadweller in the weird get up. Bluh. Was he eating raw fish? That's just... Nasty. She manages to refrain from making a face. What else... a greenblood, oh the one from before.

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07-12-2013, 07:32 PM
Post: #59
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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He looks up and pulls a face... man he could seriously fillet this fish with his fish filleting knife...
He sighs loudly for a good minute before getting up and wandering over, plonking himself in the chair, slouching with one foot on the table

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07-12-2013, 07:34 PM
Post: #60
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Smiling?
Yes, smiling. Jeez. You rub your face and crack your neck nonchalantly.
Ah, s-sorry about THAT. I didn't e-even notice, you SEE. I, u-uh, scrounged up SOME extra cash, a g-good SUM of extra cash. You chuckle and glance away. J-JUST excited, is all. I g-got TO order a-and extra frothy coffee THANKS to it. I love frothy coffee. YOU should have some, for sure.
07-12-2013, 07:35 PM
Post: #61
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Malcoh notices the highblood from last night. He can't quite put his finger on it but something seems off about her.
It's probably best to not bother her this time, though if she waves you over you cant exactly deny her request.

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07-12-2013, 07:37 PM
Post: #62
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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..He just sat at the same table as you. You glare at him.

First of all, get vp. I do not want yovr filth spreading onto this table. Secondly, I want yov to amvse me. A story, a poem, a joke, somefin that happened to you. I do not care. Shrimply entertain me.

After saying this, you order a cold glass of water and another fish from the serverbot, not looking away from Shastt.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-12-2013, 07:38 PM
Post: #63
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You sigh. This kid's an idiot, isn't he? Obsessed with friggin' coffee...then again, your moirail can go on about the stuff if you let him...hmph. Well, your day was ruined by something sudden and unexpected, might as well spread it along.

yeah sure. can i see yours for a sec? jus7 so i know wha7 7o order.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-12-2013, 07:43 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 07:46 PM by BlueGemFox.)
Post: #64
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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fiłth? I fuckin' had a bath, sheesh... fine... but I dont do fuckin' poems... I got an amusin' thin' for you, my ass
Ge grumbles loudly and gets up folding his arms and glaring through his shades

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07-12-2013, 07:46 PM
Post: #65
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You look up at him, a death glare literally being shot at him.

What I jvst heard sovnds like an invitation to cvll you, filthblood.

You stress the word filthblood, making sure he knows what he is. Now you want to teach this mouthy lowblood a lesson in obediance.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-12-2013, 07:48 PM
Post: #66
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You love coffee, and you also love being blinded by your enjoyment of the frothy coffee that you're stupid enough to hand it over to a clearly not very nice indigo.
H-Hey, sure. Always GLAD to spread the froth. You slide the cup of coffee across the table to her. You poor soul.
07-12-2013, 07:51 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 07:51 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #67
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You pick up the cup and look at it. Yep, sure is a lot of froth.

here why don7 i hel9 ya s9read i7 some more.

You then splash the contents of the cup at his face. Like hell someone's going to be happy and smiley around you.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-12-2013, 07:51 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 07:51 PM by BlueGemFox.)
Post: #68
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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fine fine, dont get your dress ałł up in a knot. fine... łook, I płay the guitar, ya want me to płay that?
He shrugs as he fixes up his pants

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07-12-2013, 07:53 PM
Post: #69
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You feel a distinct urge to correct his usage of the word 'dress'. This is NOT a dress for crying out loud!

I am not wearing a dress, lowblood, it is finely crafted leather armor personally made for me. You will address the clothing as 'armor' next time, filthblood.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-12-2013, 07:59 PM
Post: #70
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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stiłł łooks łike a skirt to me, I hope ya wearin' a fuckin' pair of shorts un'er that thin'. hate to see what was un'er there if i have to cłimb up ładders behin' you hurg
ewwwwwww, we did not need that image shastt.... nooooo

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07-12-2013, 08:02 PM
Post: #71
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Appropriate representation of your FEELINGS right now.
Welp, that was a horrible idea. After a much expected yelp and even more expected whimpers of pain afterwards, you wipe the froth and still damn hot coffee off your face. Great, now you need to wash your sweatshirt when you get back to your hive.
Ow, G-GOD damn it, you bi--...bi-- Easy there, don't say anything you're going to regret. You hiss out a low, day-ruined, Yeah, yeah I HAD th-that coming. O-Okay, OKAY.
With that, you promptly stand and, without paying for the coffee, rush out of the cafe to nurse your poor, beautiful face.
07-12-2013, 08:03 PM
Post: #72
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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When in doubt- get your puppets out.

Odette brings out her finger puppets, and using different voices, puts on a mini play of sorts. Hm... Odette had always wanted to be an actress. She was pretty good at too.

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07-12-2013, 08:03 PM
Post: #73
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Yov have a disgvsting thinkpan, filthblood.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-12-2013, 08:08 PM
Post: #74
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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łike I care... now ya want entertainment? how about I just do knife juggłin' or some shit, or what ya want me to fight to the death in the cołłuseum Sir Biggus Jerkuss?
Shastt you are starting to push it

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07-12-2013, 08:11 PM
Post: #75
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You chuckle darkly. Well, being mean to a lowblood certainly made you feel better. You chug your soda and order yourself...the same thing he had. You do love your sweets, after all.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-12-2013, 08:11 PM
Post: #76
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Wow. He just insulted you. Heavily. Welp, now you have an excuse to cull him.

Now yov've really done it, shitblood.

You get up from your chair, pushing away the fish and water that just came to you, grabbing Shastt by the shoulders and turning him around, aiming to throw him directly towards the entrance.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

silvy's victory d
[02:15:58] •Silvdexter•: i have the victory d
07-12-2013, 08:13 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 08:14 PM by BlueGemFox.)
Post: #77
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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hey man! it was just a joke! cant you łike kick me up the ass? no need to get rough here hey han's off! hey!
Hes tossed at the entrance and he lands on his hands and knees. he slowly gets up

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07-12-2013, 08:21 PM
Post: #78
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Malcoh watches the seadweller push the brownblood out the door. Probably deserved it.
He looks back over at Odette and- what the? Fingerpuppets...?
He quickly looks away, focussing on his nondescript beverage.

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07-12-2013, 08:41 PM
Post: #79
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette continued on, a smile on her face. She didn't care if anyone stared or anything. After all, having fun was the most forefront thing on her mind. The thoughts of others came second, or not even at all. Odette had a a very loopy smile on her face, that was sort of shaky and creepy.

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07-12-2013, 09:04 PM
Post: #80
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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(unsnop motherfuckers)

Crixus walks forward to the lowblood, waiting for him to get up a bit before kicking him directly in the back and then running towards the back alley, intent on fighting Shastt.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

silvy's victory d
[02:15:58] •Silvdexter•: i have the victory d
07-12-2013, 09:07 PM
Post: #81
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Oh looks like a fight's goin' down. You head out to watch/

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-12-2013, 09:08 PM
Post: #82
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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AAHH he gets kicked right out the door and stumbles into the alley

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07-12-2013, 09:14 PM (This post was last modified: 07-12-2013 10:38 PM by Arlick.)
Post: #83
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Looks like someone might need a prosthetic after this rumble. Pity you still had yet to perfect your own creations.
And then he left because he could always go and apply himself to making better prosthetics anyway.

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07-13-2013, 02:00 AM
Post: #84
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
(07-12-2013 07:13 PM)BlueGemFox Wrote:  [Image: 3jRotLB.png]
he lets out a chuckle
tthatt ssoundss l1ke qu1tte a lott off ffun. we ussed tto go tto tthe beach and 1 would cook lobsstter. off cousse 1 had a lobsstter clamp on my ttoe, 1 sscreamed ffor hourss and zunnah ssatt tthere laugh1ng, 1tt wass pretty ffunny hahaah! 1 musstt cok more lobsstter aga1n, you evver ttr1ed losstter?
((timefrozen))

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+I have not.
++I possess little affinity for seafood.

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07-13-2013, 02:07 AM
Post: #85
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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hey, whatt 1ff 1 1nvv1tte you tto one off my lobsstter cook1ngss on tthe beach? and you csn br1ng zunnah along. 1m real bored att my h1vve a lott, all 1 havve 1ss my ma1d. my mattesspr1tt 1ss bussy w1tth her new k1ssmess1s and my k1ss mess1ss 1ss off elssewhere. my mo1ra1l jusstt l1vvess 1n tthe dessertt and 1 really dontt havve any ffr1endss

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07-13-2013, 02:10 AM
Post: #86
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Skolra quirked an eyebrow, but shrugged a little.

+I would have to ask Zunnah first.
++I don't make any decisions without asking him first.
+++He likes being able to make his own choices, so I let him.

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07-13-2013, 02:12 AM
Post: #87
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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tthen you can do tthatt, and you can message me on his dess1c1on. ttell h1m 1tt 1ss exttra ssaffe ffrom ttea cupss, g1rlss and cha1r n1njass
he finishes his tea

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07-13-2013, 02:16 AM
Post: #88
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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+I will do that.
++And I am afraid I must be leaving.
+++It is time for me to make supper at home.

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07-13-2013, 02:18 AM
Post: #89
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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alr1ghtt, 1 w1ll ssee you latter ssklora. Oh! beffore you go.... here
He writes down his handle hypersonicHacker on a napkin and slides it to him

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07-13-2013, 02:20 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 02:20 AM by Telly.)
Post: #90
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Skolra took the napkin, scribbling internalHemorrhage on it, sliding it towards Chever. After that, he exited the café.

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07-13-2013, 02:22 AM
Post: #91
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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He takes the napkin and sits back, relaxing. that was not a bad chat actually. He orders another cup and enjoys te atmosphere

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07-13-2013, 02:33 AM
Post: #92
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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This indigo comes into the cafe and takes a seat
07-13-2013, 02:54 AM
Post: #93
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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He spots an indigo walk in as he sips his tea.... Hmmm. Looks like he is the only other person around. Let us see what happens first- ARG GOD DAMNIT his fake leg came off.... Quickly put that back on before the indigo saw

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07-13-2013, 03:00 AM
Post: #94
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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The indigo sees this and shakes his head

"A sead\/\/eller \/\/ithout a leg? Ho\/\/ are you not fried fish sticks by now?"
07-13-2013, 03:18 AM
Post: #95
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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uhhh, tth1ss wass ffrom a ff1ghtt w1tth anotther sseadweller. Notth1ng tto ssee here
God damnit

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07-13-2013, 03:19 AM
Post: #96
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"And? With a leg that sloppy e\/en a lo\/\/blood could cull you"
07-13-2013, 03:20 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 03:28 AM by BlueGemFox.)
Post: #97
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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1 am bu1ld1ng a robott1c one ass ssoon ass my arm healss. 1 can sstt1ll ssttab you w1tty my harpoon 1n tthiss cond1tt1on

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07-13-2013, 03:33 AM
Post: #98
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"You can stab me, I am one, can you stab many at the same time?"
07-13-2013, 03:38 AM
Post: #99
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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sso? 1 can ttake many on. Jusstt you wa1tt an ssee. Sso. Whatt exacttly do you wantt beds1dess hassttl1mg me aboutt my leg?

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07-13-2013, 03:42 AM
Post: #100
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Vasich stands up and walks around Chever without saying a word


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