Trollslum Cafe III: Free Mugging With Every Coffee [READ THE RULES FIRST]
07-13-2013, 07:32 AM
Post: #151
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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You subtly nod at the indigoblood, sipping your water some more. You just sit there quietly, looking up at the ceiling for a bit, a little bored right now.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-13-2013, 07:34 AM
Post: #152
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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He looked...shocked to say the least. Oh no, was he...hearing things? He rubbed the outside of one of his ears, worry spreading across his face. He didn't know too much medical stuff of the mind, so he had no idea lack of proper sleep could cause this sort of thing. Um...M-Maybe it came from s-sumewhere else...? It was at that moment that he realized something! S-Say...uh...y-you aren't freaking out a-at all! Very good observation, professor.
07-13-2013, 07:36 AM
Post: #153
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"As for you, \/\/hy are you using sandals?"
07-13-2013, 07:39 AM
Post: #154
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"Perhaps," She answers simply, looking at him closely. The poor dear looked very tired. "To be completely honest, you don't look l|ke much of a threat. ||n fact, you look l|ke you havent slept |n n|ghts. Don't you know thats unhealthy for you?" Her face turns into a disapproving frown. "||f anyth|ng, you should at least try and f|nd a n|ce place to sleep. Though, sleep|ng w|thout sopor can be part|cularly dangerous for you, too."

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07-13-2013, 07:43 AM
Post: #155
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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He was trying to not take the "not much of a threat" thing as an insult. It was most likely true anyway. Y-Yeah...probably...I-I'm just used to Low Bloods here f-freaking out when I get near... He rubbed his eyes and nodded. I-I dun't have a 'coon to s-sleep in anymore...So I started s-sleeping in a nearby cave...It hasn't b-been going well... Ever thought of killing a low blood and taking over their hive? That'd be pretty easy, you idiot.
07-13-2013, 07:43 AM
Post: #156
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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The sandals compliment my leather armor qvite well. My entire set was handcrafted jvst for me and it is simply of the finest qvality.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-13-2013, 07:47 AM
Post: #157
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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This bubbly seadweller comes in, radiating energy in her wake. She looks around for any easy prey that appear to be alone. When she finds none, she shrugs to herself and has a seat at a free table, leaning back and examining various points of the cafe, keeping up a loose grin.

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07-13-2013, 07:51 AM
Post: #158
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette took a big bite out of the taco and instantly regretted it. Damn, it was hot! It felt like her mouth was on fire. Luckily, she was not near the others, so she didn't think she would be noticed. This was embarrassing. She waved over a server bot and managed to order a water. When it arrived, she opened her mouth wide and threw it towards her mouth. It got in her mouth... and pretty much most of her front. Odette sat there, staring straight ahead before slowly putting the glass down.

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07-13-2013, 07:57 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 07:58 AM by Skvira.)
Post: #159
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Vasich takes a few seconds to process that

"Leather...Armor"

He then groans and facepalms shaking his head
07-13-2013, 08:14 AM
Post: #160
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Looks like some cheery seadweller came in. Oh well. You glance at Vasich for a moment, a little annoyed, but you don't comment.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-13-2013, 08:16 AM
Post: #161
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"Please enlighten me \/\/hy you think leather armor is a good idea. Considering you li\/e in the sea and \/\/ater ruins leather"
07-13-2013, 08:24 AM
Post: #162
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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He was still here. Still bored. He ordered himself a coffee to sip on as he glanced around at everyone.
07-13-2013, 08:26 AM
Post: #163
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
Quote:Cardie falls back into her seat quickly hiding her necklace away in her sylladex before he could break it before looking up to glare at him.

If you do y-you can count this quadrant f-finished. I don't n-need you m-messing with my m-matesprit.

She's most likely being serious on that one. She had enough of that when she was with Deviao. She doesn't need the same thing happening to Varnak.

I c-could say the same about those new clothes of yours. Course the m-missing horn and eye already d-did a good job of making you look s-stupid anyway.

Normally she wouldn't be talking to a seadweller like this but it's a little different when that seadweller happens to be your black quadrant.

(timefreeze)

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Acerus squints a bit.

Yer bluffin'

Then he flicks his glasses up to show her his nicely gross eye.

Ah yeah yer a medic so what'cha say doc? Me eye gonna heal up?
07-13-2013, 08:31 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 08:42 AM by Wycca.)
Post: #164
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Try it and y-you'll find out.

She catches a glimpse of his eye when he flicks up his glasses. Gross but nothing she hasn't seen before.

That d-depends. What happened to it, and how l-long ago did it happen?
07-13-2013, 08:34 AM
Post: #165
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Acerus thinks a second.

It was stabbed and was about a few sweeps ago.

Acerus irritates the eye to much of his own pain, he gasps a bit at the pain and takes the finger out. It's covered in some blood so he flicks it at Cardie.

I don't think it's gonna make it.
07-13-2013, 08:39 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 08:41 AM by Wycca.)
Post: #166
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Why does it always have to be blood. She wipes the blood off her face.

If it's been that long I s-seriously doubt it. Your b-best bet would be a re-replacement of some sort.
07-13-2013, 08:53 AM
Post: #167
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette sighed. Welp, it might be time to take some initiative.

H~ii, he~eelllo he~ey! So~oomeon~nne ta~aaalk to me~ee he~eello? He~eellp? A~aanyo~nne? I"l~ll pa~aay yo~oou an~nnd tr~rreat yo~oou to~oo so~oome fo~oood! She didn't say this very loudly, but she was waving her arms around. After a minute or two, she stopped, sitting in awkward silence.

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07-13-2013, 08:59 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 08:59 AM by ZeronFX.)
Post: #168
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target lockKinasu is happy to oblige. She hops up and heads over to Odette's table.

Why he//o there, deaar~ ///

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07-13-2013, 09:08 AM
Post: #169
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Odette slightly frowned. She had had enough of other seadwellers, but... Meh, maybe this would go better? Sinking in her seat, Odette stared at her.

H~ii. S~iince yo~oou ar~rre a fe~eellow se~aadwe~ller, I su~uuppose yo~oou alr~rready ha~aave a lo~oot of ri~iiches a~aand wha~aat not so~oo I wi~iill no~oot be pa~aaying yo~oou, no~oor wi~iill I tre~eat yo~oou to an~nny foo~od. Odette had said, quite bluntly, though she probably never planned on giving anyone anything, seeing as how she needed the money for... Stuff. Just stuff.

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07-13-2013, 09:27 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 09:28 AM by ZeronFX.)
Post: #170
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She tilts her head, the grin going nowhere any time soon.

That's okay, I'm not reaa//y thaat hungry aanywaay.
Whaat's the maatter, deaar? You seem tense~ ///

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07-13-2013, 09:34 AM
Post: #171
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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M~ee? Te~eense? N~o. Odette said plainly, ordering herself some shrimp. She could barely bring herself to eat it though.

Wh~yy ar~rre y~oou so~oo ha~aappy? Odette eyed her grin. T'was kind of unsettling. Which was odd, seeing as Odette was quite a cheerful little fishy. Though, most of the time, her cheerfulness was a facade.

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07-13-2013, 09:44 AM
Post: #172
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I guess I'm just usuaa//y this waay. Why not? It maakes no sense to go aaround aa// mopey. ///

She takes note of every small thing Odette does. After letting some silence go by, she leans forward, grin widening a bit.

So! What iis iit that you occupy yourse!f wiith, Ms....? !!!

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07-13-2013, 09:49 AM
Post: #173
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Huh. Makes no sense to be all mopey. That's usually Odette's motto, one she was touting yesterday after being scolded by an ornery seadweller with a large, scary gun. Odette was about to comment on this when Kinasu leaned forward. Odette frowned and leaned back, a small hint of annoyance crossing her features. Personal space, suddenly invaded.

I u~um, eh... I li~iike ma~aaking st~uff, se~eewing, ba~aallet, the~eeatre... Odette fired off, half mumbling.

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07-13-2013, 09:53 AM
Post: #174
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Personal space is not a concept to Kinasu. While not breaking eye contact, she snatched one of Odette's shrimp and ate it, placing the shell in her pocket. If Odette was paying attention, she would notice Kinasu wore a bracelet made of what appeared to be bone.

Theatre, hmmm? Sounds iinterestiing! Do you ever perform...? !!!

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07-13-2013, 10:04 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 10:05 AM by The Lost Lenore.)
Post: #175
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Odette growled softly when she noticed Kinasu steal a shrimp. You can invade her personal space, insult her, bruise her ego, lie to her. But under NO circumstances are you allowed to touch her food, especially if you did not pay for it. Odette's eyes narrowed.

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No~oot a~aat the mo~ment, bu~uut ma~aaybe i~iin the ne~aar fu~tuuure. She took her plate of shrimp and moved it closer towards herself.

Al~llso, ca~aan yo~oou plea~aase re~frrain fr~rrom tou~uuching m~mmy foo~od? It'~ss no~ot po~llite a~aand I ha~aave no i~deaa wh~eere yo~our ha~nds ha~avee be~een.

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07-13-2013, 10:17 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 10:17 AM by ZeronFX.)
Post: #176
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She frowns, still not leaning back or breaking eye contact.

Are youu imp|ying I'm dirty? That's pretty ruude. If it's the money youu're worried about, I'|| g|ad|y pay for it. ||| Her voice lacks the usual fluxuation in tone, but is still innocent enough to be perceived as serious.

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07-13-2013, 10:18 AM
Post: #177
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I'll have yov know that I actvally have a set of sharkskin armor specifically designed for vnderwater vse, thank yov very mvch.

You make a slight 'hmph' sound. Sheesh, did he really expect you to swim underwater in leather? You're better than that.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-13-2013, 10:22 AM
Post: #178
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"Fair enough, still doesn't explain \/\/hy you \/\/ear something thats much less resistant than things like chainmail or say ke\/lar, and \/\/hy you \/\/ear sandals. \/\/hich lea\/e your feet completely open to attack by both beasts and trolls"
07-13-2013, 10:23 AM
Post: #179
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.

I re~aally ju~ust do~on't app~rrecia~aate yo~oou to~oouching m~mmy fo~ood. I do~oon't appr~rrecia~aate any~yone do~ooing so fo~rr th~aat matt~eerr~!

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07-13-2013, 10:24 AM
Post: #180
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Listen, indigo. Are yov going to keep bothering me or are yov going to clam up?

You were clearly annoyed with his pestering and nosey attitude towards you. Sheesh, mind your own damn business, why don't you?

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-13-2013, 10:30 AM
Post: #181
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She finally leans back and pouts.

My bad! Geez, what is yoour proobIem? III

Despite her outward appearence, she's having fun with this one.

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07-13-2013, 10:33 AM
Post: #182
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I'~mm ha~aaving a ba~aad ni~iight. Odette said simply.

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07-13-2013, 10:39 AM
Post: #183
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And then Kinasu thought for a moment. There's nothing outwardly wrong with her, and she's practically the same blood color. Perhaps it was time to end the test early?

...What's wroong? III

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07-13-2013, 10:40 AM
Post: #184
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"Frankly? I am just doing objecti\/e obser\/ations. Besides is not like you ha\/e that much po\/\/er o\/er me. \/\/e are on land"
07-13-2013, 10:41 AM (This post was last modified: 07-13-2013 10:42 AM by The Lost Lenore.)
Post: #185
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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No~oothing of~ff yo~oour co~nncern... It~tt's q~uuadra~ant rela~aated... Odette ran her fingers through her hair.

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07-13-2013, 10:44 AM
Post: #186
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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So? I am a seadweller, I have power over yov. If yov are confident I mvst svbmit to yovr qvestions, perhaps instead yov wovld like to svbmit to being cvlled instead?

At this rate you're going to end up in fights with every landdweller on Alternia.

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yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

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07-13-2013, 10:44 AM
Post: #187
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Mureta wa-oh goddammit it's all highbloods again. You sigh...and it's that asshole who was all like, "hurr hurr imma seadweller entertain me lowblood hurr". What a jerk! You do smile a bit when you see Vasich, but quickly revert back to your frown when you notice he's talking to that huge jerk...

You find a seat and order a root beer, taking out your husktop. Might as well get some coding done while you're here.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-13-2013, 10:48 AM
Post: #188
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Oh, there's that little low blood again. He shoots a nasty glare at Mureta as he crushed his empty coffee cup in his robotic end. He was tempted to go over and try and snap her neck...
07-13-2013, 10:49 AM
Post: #189
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Kinasu, being a natural gossip, perks up when she hears this.

Woah, rea!!y? Man, you suuuure you don't wanna ta!k about iit? Sometiimes these thiings need to be expressed, you know. !!!

Kinasu Raceps, ace psychiatrist, everyone.

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07-13-2013, 10:54 AM
Post: #190
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Odette snorted.

Tha~aat's the~ee pr~rroble~m! Th~er~re's no~thing to ta~aalk abo~oout in r~regards to m~mmy qu~uuadr~rants be~eecause I do~oon't ha~aave an~nny! She crossed her arms over her chest huffing.

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07-13-2013, 10:55 AM
Post: #191
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Oh goddammit it's that clown who tried to kill you before. You quickly type something into the husktop and hit enter. Well...hopefully compiling a little revenge program will keep him away for now...

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-13-2013, 10:56 AM
Post: #192
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"Fight you? Nah, not \/\/orth the time nor effort. Too much of a \/\/aste of energy. Besides you sa\/\/ \/\/hat I did to the other. Po\/\/er only exists if you \/\/ield it, and last time I checked, \/\/e rule o\/er the land"
07-13-2013, 10:57 AM
Post: #193
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Enigmo raised his arm and beckoned Mureta to come over to him with one metal finger. Do you really expect her to come over there, Enigmo? My what an ego you must have.
07-13-2013, 11:01 AM
Post: #194
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Yeah. No. You just shrink behind the laptop's screen. You're not going NEAR him. Not by choice.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

07-13-2013, 11:03 AM
Post: #195
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Grrr....this landdweller is pushing it. He's clearly mocking you.

Silence yovr tongve, landdweller. Yov will stop yovr mocking at once.

You visibly death-glare at him. Grrr...

-------------------------

yani iS HORRIFYING
[01:20:27] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿)
[01:20:39] Beren the Omnibear: asdf u look like ur about to fukkin murder me in my sleep
[01:20:51] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I see you.
[01:20:55] Beren the Omnibear: ASDFGJFG
[01:20:56] Beren the Omnibear: NO
[01:20:57] Beren the Omnibear: STAHP
[01:21:09] Mechromancer: (⊙‿⊙✿) I am going to take your fucking eyes.
[01:21:16] Beren the Omnibear: AJFJUEDJFJFK
[01:21:18] Beren the Omnibear: NOOOO
[01:21:20] Beren the Omnibear: GET AWAY
[01:21:21] Beren the Omnibear: NO STAHP
[01:21:44] Mechromancer: <(⊙‿⊙<✿) come to me..!!
[01:21:55] Beren the Omnibear: NO PLEASE GET AYWYWYAYYWAYY
[01:21:57] Beren the Omnibear: AWAYAYYYYAYYY
[01:22:09] Beren the Omnibear: Beren the Omnibear RUNSS THEHHH FUCK AYWYAY

silvy's victory d
[02:15:58] •Silvdexter•: i have the victory d
07-13-2013, 11:03 AM
Post: #196
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Kinasu's face is instantly neutralized.

I see. III

She gets a faraway look in her eyes, not saying anything for a few minutes.

Youu know, neither do I. I don't see it as a prob|em, thouugh. |||

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07-13-2013, 11:03 AM
Post: #197
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Oh no she di'int! He stood up and slowly made his way over to the smaller low blood. As he got into whatever range Mureta's power has, she'd feel that same sort of intense rage as when they last met.
07-13-2013, 11:05 AM
Post: #198
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Ye~aah ye~aah. Wha~aatever. We~eelll I do~oo. Odette stuffed some shrimp in her mouth.

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07-13-2013, 11:08 AM
Post: #199
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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"Or \/\/hat? \/\/ill you use your gladius on me oh Maris Incola Maximus? Please. You use things that technology has made obsolete. \/\/hat can you do \/ersus a gun?"
07-13-2013, 11:09 AM
Post: #200
RE: Trollslum Cafe: Free Mugging With Every Coffee
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Nope nope nope you grab your laptop and start backing away as soon as you realize he's coming toward you you're not letting that asshole get in range.

~ATH(uuum){
}EXECUTE(heeelp){
}EXECUTE(someone){
}THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish



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