Complete Blendersongfia: GAME OVER! TOWN & Co. VICTORY! (Awards TBA)
08-31-2013, 10:47 PM
Post: #151
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
chug the bottles I earned from calibornio

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-01-2013, 02:47 AM
Post: #152
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Oh blimey. This is all going to end brilliantly.

Now, if anyone's on the lookout for a First Mate, I could always put my West Country lineage to good use...
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09-01-2013, 07:56 AM
Post: #153
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Return from the bathroom and take my drinks

Thanks guys! Here you go.

Split a bottle between Coldblooded and icanhasdonut

and now, hunger does what sorrow could never do
website | @tehpilot
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09-01-2013, 08:02 AM
Post: #154
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
chugs bottle of ginger beer from pilot

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-01-2013, 09:01 AM
Post: #155
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
gimme 4 bottles of rum and 4 bottles of ginger beer

drink on of the bottles of beer

[Image: sonicsig2.jpg]
Steam
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09-01-2013, 09:09 AM
Post: #156
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
way to go anac
best counting skills

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-01-2013, 09:33 AM
Post: #157
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Thanks Pilot.

I drink the beer.

Tumblr/Steam
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09-03-2013, 05:05 AM
Post: #158
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
TAKING TWO RUM AND ONE GINGER BEER

If you feed me your alcohol and I win Most Drunk I promise a day one activation to bring a tear to the eye.
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09-03-2013, 07:41 AM
Post: #159
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
...God damn it.

Any chance that anyone feels like vomiting up some semi-digested alcohol for Stiqqery's purposes? I want a day one activation.

And are people getting their QTs already?

Watching you play mafia.
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09-03-2013, 08:49 AM
Post: #160
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-03-2013 07:41 AM)Balladeer Wrote:  And are people getting their QTs already?

No.
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09-03-2013, 09:19 AM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2013 07:44 AM by amosmyn.)
Post: #161
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Druple wastes three bottles of perfectly good rum. On the ground.
Purple Walrus and anacreon get no booze for failing to read the party rules!

Drunktals
3.00L - Tea (Empty) (3 R)[/b]
3.00L - Palamedes (1 R)
3.00L of Credit - Coldblooded (0 R)
1.00L - speedchuck (0 R)
1.00L - vladonizer (0 R)
0.00L - Deviant One (4 R)
0.00L - SupahKiven (3 R)
0.00L - Stiqqery (2 R)

=================
5.00L - College Student
7.00L - The Drunk Guy at the Bar
11.00L - You've Had Too Much
13.50L - Pirate
17.33L - What the hell's a legal limit?
20.00L - Deadpool
25.00L -

Ginger Beer
5.83L - donut (0 G)
3.00L - Mooglegirl (0 G)
0.50L - MV (0 G)
0.50L - ColdBlooded (0 G)
0.33L - Deceptive (0 G)
0.00L - makerofthegames (3 G)
0.00L - Calibornio (0 G)
0.00L - TehPilot (1 G)
0.00L - Stiqqery (1 G)

=================
3.00L - Pirate
5.00L - Pirate
7.00L - Pirate
11.00L - First Matey
13.50L - Parrot
17.33L - Pirate
20.00L - Redbeard
25.00L - Commander
50.00L - Pirate King (Requires 25.00L Rum)

Designated Drivers
APW

Digested
Credit

Hit on the Head
Deceptive x2
Credit x1
Donut x1
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09-03-2013, 09:42 AM
Post: #162
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
I buy three bottles of Rum. I give one to Credit to get him even drunker. I drink the other two while sitting in my empty bathtub.

If any of you want to throw any liquids into my bath feel free to do so.
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09-03-2013, 09:44 AM
Post: #163
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
THIS ISN'T RIGHT

How can i possibly be at a pre-session and not be pissed out of my face. Its a travesty! TRAVESTY, I TELLS YOU! I'm gonna go raid the bar. NOW, WHO'S WITH ME!!!!
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09-03-2013, 10:08 AM (This post was last modified: 09-03-2013 10:09 AM by Coldblooded.)
Post: #164
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Oh hey, thanks PW!

I happily down the rum so that it can join up with the Credit bits in my stomach.

Tumblr/Steam
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09-03-2013, 10:20 AM
Post: #165
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Tell amos that he forgot this:
(08-31-2013 03:11 PM)calibornio Wrote:  Darn, and it seems you didn't just google it.

Welp, 3 bottles of Ginger Beer for donut.
(08-31-2013 10:47 PM)icanhasdonut Wrote:   chug the bottles I earned from calibornio

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-03-2013, 10:21 AM
Post: #166
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
attempt to steal maker's bottles of ginger beer and down them

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-03-2013, 11:01 AM (This post was last modified: 09-03-2013 11:01 AM by Mister Visceral.)
Post: #167
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Piss in PW's bathtub with my full-to-the-brim placebo-schwastied bladder.

"We love eloquence for its own sake, and not for any truth which it may utter, or any heroism it may inspire."
-Henry David Thoreau
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09-03-2013, 11:12 AM (This post was last modified: 09-03-2013 11:15 AM by Purple Walrus.)
Post: #168
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
...

I knew one of you guys would do that, I'm not even surprised. (I'm talking about MV, not coldblood.)

As for Tea, I will take you up on that offer. So long as it means me getting alcohol that I can use to fill my piss smelling bath with.
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09-03-2013, 12:12 PM (This post was last modified: 09-03-2013 12:13 PM by Druplesnubb.)
Post: #169
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
I vomit into the bathtub. (For reference, I haven't even drunk anything. I just ate too much whipped cream together with those spicy sausages.)
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09-03-2013, 12:32 PM
Post: #170
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Only one person?

/shrug. Good enough.

CHAAAAAAAARGE
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09-03-2013, 12:52 PM
Post: #171
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-03-2013 10:20 AM)icanhasdonut Wrote:   Tell amos that he forgot this:
(08-31-2013 03:11 PM)calibornio Wrote:  Darn, and it seems you didn't just google it.

Welp, 3 bottles of Ginger Beer for donut.
(08-31-2013 10:47 PM)icanhasdonut Wrote:   chug the bottles I earned from calibornio

I didnt miss anything.

Also no keep away from the bar before i throw you into the male stripper cells.
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09-03-2013, 01:29 PM
Post: #172
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
I shamelessly start lapping up the booze on the floor like a dog

No one man should have all that power
The clocks tickin, I just count the hours
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09-03-2013, 01:38 PM
Post: #173
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
W-W-wait we have male stripper cells? Fuck the whole pirate thing THROW ME TO THE STRIPPERS!
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09-03-2013, 02:30 PM
Post: #174
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Alright guys. I am about to perform... the ultimate party trick. Are you ready? Here we go.

Take a shot of rum Oh yeah. Hardcore. And uh... Storm the bar with Tea Woohoo!
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09-03-2013, 02:44 PM
Post: #175
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-03-2013 01:29 PM)Solaris Wrote:  I shamelessly start lapping up the booze on the floor like a dog

Recruit Solaris for the stripper cells. This action is indicative of a definite floozy.

"We love eloquence for its own sake, and not for any truth which it may utter, or any heroism it may inspire."
-Henry David Thoreau
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09-03-2013, 09:05 PM
Post: #176
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Amos how does calibornio have three bottles of ginger beer if he gave them to me.

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-03-2013, 09:33 PM
Post: #177
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
OKAY LET'S DO THIS! FOR FREE ALCOHOL!

Follows Tea into battle.
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09-03-2013, 09:40 PM
Post: #178
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Ht Deceptive with a(killer) cup of tea

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-04-2013, 12:12 AM
Post: #179
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Take two bottles of Rum and a bottle of Ginger Beer.

Heft one of the rum bottles and smash the barkeep over their head.

I AM TOTALLY UP FOR THIS DRUNKEN MISCREANCE.
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09-04-2013, 01:49 AM
Post: #180
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
I roleclaim A Person Who Has Three Ginger Beers And Is Actually Hoarding Them Until The Game Starts.
(it's a very specific claim, kinda limits my options)
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09-04-2013, 05:30 AM
Post: #181
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-03-2013 01:29 PM)Solaris Wrote:  I shamelessly start lapping up the booze on the floor like a dog

Solaris, as a mod of these fine forums, how can you stoop so low?

For shame, my friend, for shame :<
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09-04-2013, 06:16 AM
Post: #182
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
my bad
take 3 bottles of rum and drink one of them.

[Image: sonicsig2.jpg]
Steam
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09-04-2013, 07:05 AM
Post: #183
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
FYI the drinking ends in 10 Hours!!!
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09-04-2013, 07:21 AM
Post: #184
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Ten hours does not sound like sufficient time in which to get hopelessly and hazardously sloshed.

Donate my remaining bottle of rum to Tea.

For the greater good!
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09-04-2013, 07:45 AM
Post: #185
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-03-2013 09:05 PM)icanhasdonut Wrote:  Amos how does calibornio have three bottles of ginger beer if he gave them to me.

That's something I can work with. Problem fixed.
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09-04-2013, 08:21 AM
Post: #186
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Sell my last bottle of ginger beer to Tea at half the cost.

and now, hunger does what sorrow could never do
website | @tehpilot
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09-04-2013, 08:31 AM
Post: #187
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
That'sh more like it *hic*. Letsh get pisshed!

Downs the rest of the alcohol in a variety of ever more interesting and exotic shots.

I'm-a ready and a-raring to go!
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09-04-2013, 08:32 AM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2013 08:33 AM by Purple Walrus.)
Post: #188
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
WAIT!

I give Tea a passionate alcoholic kiss, in the hopes to increase his alcohol level.

Now you're ready!
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09-04-2013, 08:34 AM (This post was last modified: 09-04-2013 08:35 AM by A Killer Cuppa Tea.)
Post: #189
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Time for a spontaneous IRISH DRINKING SONG!!!

Ooooh, me great old barmy aunt!...
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09-04-2013, 09:03 AM
Post: #190
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
[b]Yarr! Punch maker until he drops his booty, then take an chug 'em

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-04-2013, 09:48 AM
Post: #191
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-04-2013 08:34 AM)A Killer Cuppa Tea Wrote:  Time for a spontaneous IRISH DRINKING SONG!!!

Ooooh, me great old barmy aunt!...

♫ Was a sucker for her tipple ♩

(it'll frankly amaze me if we get through a verse)
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09-04-2013, 10:03 AM
Post: #192
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-04-2013 09:48 AM)Sruixan Wrote:  
(09-04-2013 08:34 AM)A Killer Cuppa Tea Wrote:  Time for a spontaneous IRISH DRINKING SONG!!!

Ooooh, me great old barmy aunt!...

♫ Was a sucker for her tipple ♩

(it'll frankly amaze me if we get through a verse)

She would drink all day, and drink all night...
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09-04-2013, 10:43 AM
Post: #193
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
I take 3 bottles of ginger beer and drink them. Then I sit and wait.
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09-04-2013, 11:03 AM
Post: #194
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Not feeling too well, I stay in the bathroom, rethinking my dietary practices.
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09-04-2013, 11:33 AM
Post: #195
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Hmmm... hang on a minute...

Announce very loudly my intent to visit the lavatory, then leave the room.

...

...

Oh, look. Who's this arriving late? It's rather hard to tell, what with their massive trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat pulled over their impractically dark sunglasses. But thankfully, the barkeep doesn't have to worry too long, for the mysterious stranger strides up and throws down his ID:

[Image: angrycatID.png]

See, it's only Acionyx, here to claim his booze. Jolly good.

Take three bottles of Rum and no bottles of Ginger Beer.

Immediately force the contents of all three bottles down Tea's gullet.

(this better work; it took a whole damned hour on a trackpad)
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09-04-2013, 11:36 AM
Post: #196
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
YELL LOUDLY THAT THAT BE AN EEMPOSTER!!!! YAAAAARRRR MAKE 'IM WALK THE PLANK

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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09-04-2013, 11:37 AM
Post: #197
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
Amos, can we finish the roleplaying drunkards stage of the game soon? This is kind of dumb.
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09-04-2013, 11:39 AM
Post: #198
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
BOO!

Throws bottle at Gene's head.
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09-04-2013, 11:43 AM
Post: #199
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
(09-04-2013 11:37 AM)GenetiXientist Wrote:  Amos, can we finish the roleplaying drunkards stage of the game soon? This is kind of dumb.

(09-04-2013 07:05 AM)amosmyn Wrote:  FYI the drinking ends in 10 Hours!!!

Exit the room.

...

...

Re-enter the room, whistling nonchalantly, ginger beer in hand.
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09-04-2013, 11:49 AM
Post: #200
RE: <*> BlenderSongfia <*> :: "Pre-Drinks!" (35/35)
tackle sruix for the ginger beer

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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