Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
08-25-2013, 06:44 AM
Post: #101
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She's a bit under the influence right now, her judgment is not at its finest.

Reaa//y now... you waannaa then~? ///

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08-25-2013, 06:49 AM
Post: #102
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Another drunken wink. S-Sure thing. With a g-good looking Troll like yourself, how could I s-say no? You could if you were sober.
08-25-2013, 06:54 AM
Post: #103
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Varnak enters the cafe, being the chill troll he always is. He takes a seat in a booth and orders an iced mocha. Do you ever get tired of the same damn drink?

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08-25-2013, 06:55 AM
Post: #104
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He empties the tankard and walks over to the window, staring outside into the dark.
08-25-2013, 07:17 AM
Post: #105
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Without even waiting, she wraps her arms around him and pulls him in for it.

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08-25-2013, 07:24 AM
Post: #106
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Uranio lets it happen and then uh... hot make outs happen.
08-25-2013, 07:26 AM
Post: #107
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Geeze...Look at that guy. He's...wow. You respect the buffness if nothing else, he'll do fine in the future.

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08-25-2013, 07:33 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 07:34 AM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #108
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He closes his remaining eye, deep in thought. He breathes slowly, expelling chilled fog with each breath.
08-25-2013, 07:34 AM
Post: #109
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Varnak continues chilling, trying to avoid seeing the...makeouts that are happening.
He fails and is instantly reminded of his matesprit...
He wish she was here right now.

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08-25-2013, 07:36 AM
Post: #110
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Well, after that happens, she pulls away, giggling. Without saying anything else, she gets up and leaves Uranio in his stupor, leaving the cafe altogether. Love 'em and leave 'em, I guess.

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08-25-2013, 07:36 AM
Post: #111
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...Okay, it's not even cold in here, how the hell is he doing that? This just went creepy town.

You open your book again, put your feet up on the table and try to immerse yourself. Hoping you'll look busy.

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08-25-2013, 07:39 AM
Post: #112
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Whoah...That was...something! He watched her go and eventually stumbled out himself.
08-25-2013, 07:43 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 07:44 AM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #113
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You look outside of the cafe window, viewing the city. It makes you angry how nobody is willing to work hard anymore; there's always something that's been invented to make things "easier". Everything is disposable and comes from a factory. Everyone has become soft. You wish you could say you remembered a time when trolls were as tough as you, but you can't.

Your eye begins to twitch, and you can hear your pulse.
08-25-2013, 07:52 AM
Post: #114
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Work hard!? Varnak is a bladesmith, for god sake! He even makes his weapons in the desert.
The troll gets out a random polearm from his specibus and cleans up. It appears to be a glaive guisarme. A nicely made one at that. H gets out a rag and starts cleaning it.

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08-25-2013, 07:55 AM
Post: #115
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[[Is Varnak a telepath? because Qugtho wasn't saying any of that; those were just his thoughts]]
08-25-2013, 08:08 AM
Post: #116
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kikina walks into the cafe, kicking the door open and walking to the nearest empty table. she sat down in it, stretched a bit and got out a book to read for herself, she also ordered a glass with some juice in it before starting to read her book.
08-25-2013, 08:10 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 08:37 AM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #117
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You quit stewing and go over to the bar.
i'll 74Ke one blocK oF sAlt.
You begin gnawing on the block. God do you love salt.
Once you finish the salt, you notice a purple-blood sitting at one of the tables, and you decide to go over and talk to her.
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hello. my nAme is QUgTHo, And yoU ARe?
08-25-2013, 08:45 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 08:46 AM by icclo.)
Post: #118
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Kikina looks up from her book and gives a little wave.
" ╘ im someone, that sits here enjoying some time outside of her hive, reading a book. do you need anything? ╛ "
08-25-2013, 08:50 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 08:52 AM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #119
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i don't ReAlly need AnyTHing, i hAd jUst noticed A new FAce, And i wAnted to s74R7 4 conveRsAtion.
He sits down at the table.
08-25-2013, 08:55 AM
Post: #120
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" ╘ im not really the new one here though, you are. ╛"
she took a very deep breath.
"╘ who are you? what do you do for a job? what are your hobbies? what is your look on the hemospectrum? what would you do if a highblood requested to kill off one of your lowerblood friends? do you obey the law? are you a criminal? have you done anything bad? whats with your eye? and whats with that collar? do you know any other places to go to then this cafe? ╛ "
she looked at him, expecting him to answer all these questions.... really kikina? really?
08-25-2013, 08:58 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 09:05 AM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #121
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my nAme is QUgTHo VoRtUl. i'm A blAcKsmiTH, And i lost my eye in A Fight wiTH A seAdwelleR. i liKe sAl7, 4nd...
And i FoRget; whAt else did yoU AsK AboU7 4gAin?
08-25-2013, 08:59 AM
Post: #122
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((No, that's the author's comments on those thoughts. Sorry for the confusion))

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Varnak continues cleaning the Glaive. There isn't really much else to do. He is kind of trying to get some orders, without outright stating he is a bladesmith. It's not gonna work.

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08-25-2013, 09:04 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 09:10 AM by icclo.)
Post: #123
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she facepalms and sighs.
" ╘ okay, we will go on these one by one. next up is, whats your view on the hemospectrum? yah know, the color things? ╛ "

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Starne walked into the cafe, looking aroundand seeing... only mid and highbloods, well great! she shook her head slightly and walked to an empty table to sit on and took out a small mp3 player and started working on it, fixing it.
08-25-2013, 09:09 AM
Post: #124
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i hAve An AveRsion to seAdwelleRs. THAT's About it.
08-25-2013, 09:15 AM
Post: #125
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Kikina laid her book aside, on the table.
" ╘ okay... if i was an indigo who didnt feel the same way about those little fish as you, you'd already be dead meat. you have to make sure that your conversation partner aint some hemorebellionhunter before telling them these kind of things. because it'll cost you a head, arm or leg.... or maybe your other eye. ╛ "
she looked at her book for a moment, crossing her legs too.
" ╘ anyhow, next point. what would you do if a highblood requested to kill off one of your lowerblood friends? like, im a highblood, im higher then you. what if i told you to kill off some redblood you were friends with? would you take that from me or would you obey my will? ╛ "
08-25-2013, 09:19 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 09:29 AM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #126
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whAt THe fUcK Kind oF A qUestion is THAt?
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A growl is present in his tone.
i'd pRobAbly tRy to Kill yoU iF yoU wAnted my FRiends deAd.
[[by the way i need to go, i have to do homework. bye for now i guess :\]]
08-25-2013, 09:28 AM
Post: #127
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" ╘ if i were you i'd tone yourself a little bit down. ╛ "
she shrugged softly.
" ╘ and most trolls would, dont worry about it. i was just making sure you were one of those idiots that followed the hemospectrum with a blind EYE. ╛ "
she grinned at that joke.
" ╘ anyhow, next thing up. whats with the collar? are you someone slave or something? ╛ "
08-25-2013, 09:30 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 09:30 AM by Tekkenfreak4.)
Post: #128
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Varnak finishes cleaning that weapon, finally. Time to be social. Everyone seems occupied with another person, but that rustblood that walked in a few minutes ago. He walks over to her.

Hey 7here. Wha7's up?

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08-25-2013, 09:40 AM
Post: #129
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Starne looked up at Varnak, blinking a few times at him before clearing the now half open mp3player off the table into her sylladex.
" hey.. nothing much. you? "
08-25-2013, 09:47 AM
Post: #130
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Varnak smiles as he notices the parts being pushed off.

Jus7 bored and wan7ed 7o socialize. Wha7 were ya workin' on?

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08-25-2013, 09:49 AM
Post: #131
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" THINGZZ... and ZZTUFF... "
good job starne.
" erm.. who are you? if i may AZZK. "
08-25-2013, 09:55 AM
Post: #132
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Varnak Cadrom. And yer name, miss?

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08-25-2013, 09:58 AM
Post: #133
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" im ZZTRARNE Noaver. what are you doing in THIZZ little cafe, Varnak? "
08-25-2013, 10:02 AM
Post: #134
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Varnak grins wider, chuckling a little.

Nice 7o mee7 ya, S7arne. I jus7 7ry 7o have a good 7ime. I socialize and chill here. I7's like my second home, really. Haha!

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08-25-2013, 10:02 AM
Post: #135
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Suddenly, the door opens, and some weirdo cosplayer walks in!

Oh wait, it's just Kereig.


You walk in, knocking one hand against one ear and trying to clean the other one with the other hand. Well, it seems like you're not in the greatest of moods today.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 10:11 AM
Post: #136
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" alright, i JUZZT ZZPENT ZZOME time here when i feel like it, really. it can be boring on your own in your hive all the time. ZZO i figured that i could have ZZOME time OUTZZIDE of it too. "
08-25-2013, 10:14 AM
Post: #137
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Sounds like me, really. Wai7, alone? Did ya lose yer lusus?

Varnak, that was stupid of you to say like that...

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08-25-2013, 10:15 AM
Post: #138
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You put away your stuff and sigh, bored and lonely for now.

You guess you'll talk to the guy in the costume. Looks kinda interesting.

You wave at the fellow. "1. Hey, Sir KNIGHT. 2. What's up with the GET-UP?"

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08-25-2013, 10:15 AM
Post: #139
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she snickered.
" no no no, i didnt, dont worry about that. i ALMOZZT did though. but i didnt. im fine. "
08-25-2013, 10:17 AM
Post: #140
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Varnak chuckles a little, smiling again.

Oh, ok. 7ha7's good. I was abou7 7o 7ell ya sorry for yer loss 7here. Heh. Bu7 yeah. Wha7 do ya do, usually?

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08-25-2013, 10:18 AM
Post: #141
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" i repair.. THINGZZ. "
you could have told him some more you know.
she looks away form him.
08-25-2013, 10:24 AM
Post: #142
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Umm, is some7hin' wrong?

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08-25-2013, 10:28 AM
Post: #143
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" oh.. no there IZZNT. why do you AZZK?...ZZORRY. "
08-25-2013, 10:34 AM
Post: #144
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I jus7 don'7 wan7 ya 7o feel uncomfor7able, if 7ha7's 7he case...

Varnak, you are the least troll of the trolls. You are the ou7cas7, it is you.

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08-25-2013, 10:35 AM
Post: #145
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Er, is this redblood speaking to you? You can't really hear too well...you cup your hand to your ear to try to catch more sound.

UH...
MY APOLOGIES, LADY REDBLOOD, BUT THOU WILT HAVE TO SPEAK UP!
I CANNOT HEAR THEE, MINE EARS ART RINGING SOMETHING FIERCE!

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 10:35 AM
Post: #146
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" ... you're higher then me. you dont have to do ZZUCH a thing. "
08-25-2013, 10:37 AM
Post: #147
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So? I'm friendly 7o mos7 anyone. Scra7ch 7ha7, I mean everyone. Well, unless 7hey are a dick 7o me.

Varnak sighs and stops rambling.

Ya know wha7 I mean.

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08-25-2013, 10:40 AM
Post: #148
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" well.. im not UZZED to that.. really. wouldnt MOZZT HIGHERBLOODZZ be mean and BOZZZZZY? "
08-25-2013, 10:43 AM
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Ya are 7alkin' 7o me. I'm no7 like 7ha7.

Yeah, he's "special".

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08-25-2013, 10:44 AM
Post: #150
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" ZZO you're one of THOZZE who dont follow the HEMOZZPECTRUM....? "


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