Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
08-25-2013, 10:47 AM
Post: #151
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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I respec7 highbloods, bu7 I 7rea7 lowbloods wi7h 7he same respec7. I'm no7 a 7o7al hemorebel here.

Or really, not one at all. He treats everyone equally. Something his lusus taught...

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08-25-2013, 10:53 AM
Post: #152
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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" ah.. okay.. i have to go though, i WAZZ ZZUPOZZE to FINIZZHE ZZOMETHING today and i havent done that yet. "
she got up.
" goodbye. "
aand she left he cafe.
08-25-2013, 10:56 AM
Post: #153
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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See ya, S7arne.

Varnak ends up leaving as well, but not before giving Kerieg a nod.
...
HE GONE!

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08-25-2013, 10:57 AM
Post: #154
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Oh. You wave him over, beckoning him to sit down.

"1. So. 2. K'hem." You wave a hand at the new guys clothing. "3. Is this a FASHION choice or a UNIFORM for something." You take your time speaking, using exaggerated mouth movements as you do so, so it'll be easier to read.

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 11:05 AM
Post: #155
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You walk over to sit down, still trying to knock the ringing out of your ears...although you do nod to Varnak as he walks out.

IS IT A WHAT? IS IT A FASHION CHOICE? ART THOU TALKING ABOUT MINE ATTIRE? IS IT THAT UNUSUAL?

You look down, wondering what could be so-oh. Whoops. You forgot to change.

OH, I WAS JUST FLARPING! I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO EXCHANGE MINE COSTUME FOR MORE SENSIBLE ATTIRE, LADY REDBLOOD!

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 11:19 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 11:20 AM by MQuinny1234.)
Post: #156
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Geeze, the shouting. At least he's being loud and polite though.

"1. Nah, nah, don't worry about it. 2. It just caught my ATTENTION."

Lady Redblood...Nice ring to it you suppose. You take another sip of coffee.

"3. So you're a FLARPER then. 4. That's a HOBBY that has recently piqued my INTEREST. 5. And you're clearly an EXPERT, which is why I called you over, so I could pick your BRAIN about the TOPIC."

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 11:28 AM
Post: #157
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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You scratch your head. Ummmm the ringing is starting to fade a bit! Well, you suppose the girl seems to be nice enough.

IT IS A HOBBY OF MINE, YES. BUT...WHY DO YOU WANT TO PICK MY TRAIN? I DIDN'T KNOW THOU ART INTERESTED IN MY USE OF LOCOMOTIVES?

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 11:45 AM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 11:46 AM by MQuinny1234.)
Post: #158
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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He isn't going to make this easy.

"1. BRAIN, but never mind that." Dismissive hand wave. "2. I wish to know about the ART of FLARPING, DUMMY. 3. You know, FIGHTING and ACTING and DEEDS of great DARING."

Why are you talking funny now?

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 11:52 AM
Post: #159
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Ah, you can just make out what she's saying now.

OH, THE ART OF FLARPING! UH...DOST THOU HAVE ANY SPECIFIC QUESTIONS, THEN?

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 12:14 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 12:15 PM by MQuinny1234.)
Post: #160
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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"1. Well... 2. How about you inform me of the, I'm sure, numerous DANGERS and BENEFITS of the GAME?"

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 12:27 PM
Post: #161
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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You shrug, your hearing having mostly returned now.

well, the first thing to remember, lady redblood, is that thine own life is on the line in this game! if thou art killed or wounded in the process of playing, thou art killed or wounded for real! thine challenges scale from monsters to even battles with other players! and thine campaigns can result in riches and treasures of all kinds! i have brought home great deals of gold and jewelry, treasures such as gauntlets that can increase thine strength tenfold and swords with mystical enchantments to make one more formidable in battle...such are the rewards of flarp!

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 12:32 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 12:32 PM by MQuinny1234.)
Post: #162
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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You smile yourself, his excitement infecting you.

"1. Wow, sounds riveting. 2. Quite a GAME indeed. 3. I myself would be looking more for BATTLE EXPERIENCE than RICHES and TRINKETS but that is not to say I don't find the SOUND of those ASPECTS appealing also. 4. Would you say your SKILLS of SURVIVAL have been greatly improved because of your EXPERIENCES in the GAME?"

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 12:42 PM
Post: #163
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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You shrug, not entirely sure what to say.

i suppose mine own aptitude for survival has not been increased by the game, although some of the trinkets would likely make certain things easier if i bothered to use them. but i have other means of improving mine own survival skills.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 12:50 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 12:50 PM by MQuinny1234.)
Post: #164
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Eh?

"1. If FLARP is not what what has increased your SKILLS of BATTLE and the like. 2. SKILLS that shall be needed in our FUTURES, than what has?"

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 01:03 PM
Post: #165
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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A look of sheer determination fills your face.

near constant training and doing battle with the local wildlife, lady redblood!! 'tis the best way to better thineself in any meaningful way!

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 01:13 PM
Post: #166
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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"1. Oh... 2. That seems so..." You don't want to say obvious, but it probably would be better to train against brute animals before going up against other trolls. "3. I see. 4. Quite right, umm..." You pause again.

"5. Say, I never got your NAME, did I? 6. And Vice versa. 7. My NAME is Zenara."

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 01:27 PM
Post: #167
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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well, miss zenara, thou mayest call me sir kereig! what dost thou do as thine own hobbies, if i may ask? thou were so curious about mine.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 01:41 PM
Post: #168
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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You sip at your coffee again, kinda nervous, discussing your own hobbies didn't go so well in the past.

"1. Reading and writing mostly. 2. BOOKS on LAWS, JUSTICE and BUREAUCRACY. 3. Boring stuff really... 4. You ever heard of SUDOKU, Sir Kereig?"

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 01:55 PM
Post: #169
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Oh, she likes reading! Well, you don't know much about laws or bureaucracy...but...

i like reading too, miss zenara! although i prefer stories of adventure and daring, stories of noble nights rescuing fair maidens from villainous scoundrels and monstrous dragons! and...no, i am not very familiar with anything called "sudoku".

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 02:06 PM
Post: #170
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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"1. Nobody is apparently. 2. And why only fair MAIDENS? 3. Surely there are more worthy QUALITIES to determine who get's saved from DRAGONS and who is not?"

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 02:13 PM
Post: #171
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Huh...? You scratch your head, baffled by the thought.

miss zenara...thine question is a baffling one! i have no idea, mayhaps the dragons prefer to kidnap maidens? 'tis all i ever see in the tales of knights of old. but what is this "suduko" thou speaketh of?

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 02:16 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 02:19 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #172
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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Qugtho walks into the bar and sits down at one of the tables, carving runic characters into the wood.
As usual, his pulse is irregular and he's continually twitching, sending his chains rattling and making a great deal of noise. He does not do well with sitting still.
08-25-2013, 02:21 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 02:24 PM by MQuinny1234.)
Post: #173
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Guess he just never thought of it then. Fair enough, he just enjoyed the books. He didn't write them. And that genre is quite enjoyable.

"1. A little MATHS PUZZLE, if that's your type of thing. 2. There's a 9 by 9 SQUARE with some NUMBERS in it, and each ROW and COLUMN can only have one of the NUMBERS from one to nine in it. 3. There are also nine 3 by 3 SQUARES in the 9 by 9 SQUARE that can only have one of the NUMBERS from one to nine in them." You stare at Keirig.

"4. You understand?"

[Timefreeze please]

“One day you wake up and realize the world can be conquered.” - Doctor Impossible
08-25-2013, 02:32 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 02:39 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #174
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[kk, just send me a pm or somethin when u wanna start it back up]

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You seem to be staring back, blankly. Well, you're obviously completely and utterly stumped by the concept of such a puzzle.

...that sounds extraordinarily difficult, miss zenara. how couldst thou even solve such a conundrum?

---

[Image: YmVCHH9.png]

Mureta walks into the cafe, looking around. Well, it's nice and quiet...and she's been cheered up, it seems!

You walk over to a table and sit down, noting the hole in the wall.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 02:43 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 02:56 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #175
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
Qugtho gets up and heads over to the bar for a drink, when he trips all over his chains, falling to the ground with a wall-shaking thud.
[Image: Output_0ojBT9.gif]
RRRRRRRR...
He gets up and goes over to the table occupied by the yellow blood. He sits down, his chains rattling loudly.
08-25-2013, 02:56 PM
Post: #176
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Rqmn0Qm.png]

Oh...that guy doesn't...look very pleasant...

~ATH(uuum){
} EXECUTE(are yo+++ou okay);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:00 PM
Post: #177
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_MCIcZt.gif]
yeAh, why do yoU AsK?
He looks incredibly unstable.
08-25-2013, 03:12 PM
Post: #178
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: FjaeouB.png]

You seem to get a bit...aggravated as the indigoblood sits down. Nothing...major, but definitely not as content as before.

~ATH(becaaause youre){
// dont insuuult him dont insuuult him dont insuuult him
} EXECUTE(reeeally fucking angry riiight now){
} EXECUTE(rrrgh);
THIS.DIE(!!!);


You're...really trying as hard as you can to keep from lashing out at this guy, he looks really...tough.

((any line prefixed by // isn't audible btw, it's more like something in parentheses))

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:15 PM
Post: #179
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_mhZ2Oa.gif]
...
wheRe did yoU get THAt ideA?
08-25-2013, 03:18 PM
Post: #180
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Lw5ro2O.png]

You seem to be a bit confused now...

~ATH(uuum){
} EXECUTE(im not suuure){
} EXECUTE(i muuust have misinteeerpreted somethiiing);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:24 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 03:25 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #181
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: qug_blink4.png]
He just sits there, expelling chilled fog with each breath. He is deep in thought, trying to get a read of the yellowblood's reason for assuming that he was angry. Was it because he was twitching violently? Who knows.
08-25-2013, 03:26 PM
Post: #182
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: SPEFz1b.png]

.........

~ATH(how are yo+++ou doing thaaat){
} EXECUTE(the fo+++og thing){
} EXECUTE(its preeetty warm in heeere);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:31 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 03:31 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #183
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_mhZ2Oa.gif]
THAt's jUst how i bReATHe. i don't ReAlly Know, it's jUst liKe THAt. i'm Used to A mUch coldeR climAte THAn THis; i THinK it's tempeRAtURe RegUlAtion.
08-25-2013, 03:33 PM
Post: #184
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: 3gZOZ50.png]

~ATH(uuum){
} EXECUTE(i dont thiiink temperature wo+++orks that way);
THIS.DIE(...);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:34 PM
Post: #185
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_mhZ2Oa.gif]
yeAh i ReAlly hAve no ideA how THis even hAppens.
08-25-2013, 03:39 PM
Post: #186
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: upXNq2o.png]

You shrug, the guy must've just fooled you with his initial frustration at falling.

~ATH(thaaats){
} EXECUTE(really weeeird);
THIS.DIE(^0+++0^);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:41 PM
Post: #187
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_mhZ2Oa.gif]
if i might AsK, who ARe yoU?
08-25-2013, 03:45 PM
Post: #188
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: upXNq2o.png]

~ATH(uuum){
} EXECUTE(im mureta){
} EXECUTE(whaaat about you);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:48 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 03:50 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #189
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_MCIcZt.gif]
my nAme is QUgTHo. it is ice to meAt yoU. i meAn meet. nice. yeAh, THAt. THose THings. THeRe we go.
08-25-2013, 03:53 PM
Post: #190
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: CRkZTVo.png]

~ATH(tho+++ose things){
} EXECUTE(you meeean puns);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 03:56 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 03:57 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #191
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_MCIcZt.gif]
soR74. i wAs jUst THinKing AboUt ice. And Also meAt.
ActUAlly i'm mAKing myselF hUngry now.

You begin drooling. You order a leg of raw meat from one of the serverbots and begin gnawing on it in a grisly manner.
08-25-2013, 04:05 PM
Post: #192
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: fyf4iuy.png]

Is he...eating that...raw? Jeez...now you're hungry...you wonder if this place has burgers? You call over a servebot and ask...well, apparently so! You order one...

~ATH(yo+++ou um){
} EXECUTE(you seeem quite wiiild and uuuh){
} EXECUTE(untaaamed);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 04:07 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 04:09 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #193
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_MCIcZt.gif]
He laughs heartily.
yes, yoU ARe qUite Right. i Am Un74mAble.
He roars, grinning widely, showing his sharp and jagged teeth. He flexes, showing his huge, twisted muscles.
08-25-2013, 04:13 PM
Post: #194
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: YmVCHH9.png]

You laugh a bit at his roaring.

~ATH(uum){
} EXECUTE(are yo+++ou some kind of wiiild troll then);
THIS.DIE(???);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 04:19 PM
Post: #195
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: Output_MCIcZt.gif]
He shrugs.
i live on top oF A veRy high moUn74in, so i sUppose so. i've done qUite A bit oF me74lwoRKing, THoUgh.
08-25-2013, 04:22 PM
Post: #196
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
[Image: YmVCHH9.png]

You nod, looking at his chains.

~ATH(iii could uuuh){
} EXECUTE(i could teeell);
THIS.DIE(^0+++0^);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 04:24 PM
Post: #197
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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heheh, yeAh.
whA7 4boUt yoU? tell me AboUt yoURselF.
08-25-2013, 04:35 PM
Post: #198
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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~ATH(weeell um){
} EXECUTE(im a haaacker and i buuuild electro+++onics sometiiimes);
THIS.DIE(^0+++0^);

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

08-25-2013, 04:38 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 04:46 PM by tungstenArmor.)
Post: #199
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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oh, THAt's Awesome! i'm no7 4s good wiTH compUteRs; mAybe yoU coUld teAch me A bi7 4boUt THem? it soUnds veRy inteResting.

[[yo i need to go to bed, can we pick this up tomorrow?]]
08-25-2013, 04:49 PM (This post was last modified: 08-25-2013 06:02 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #200
RE: Trollslum Café IV: Now With Explosive Expansion Packs! [READ THE RULES FIRST]
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You shrug.

~ATH(weeell){
} EXECUTE(maaaybe);
THIS.DIE(!!!);


((aight!))

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish



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