Complete Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition Round Two CONTINUED
04-09-2013, 04:16 PM (This post was last modified: 11-22-2015 04:57 AM by AProcrastinatingWriter.)
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Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition Round Two CONTINUED
Well.

That was quick.

At any rate, hello, and welcome to the continuing adventures of the Homestuck/Problem Sleuth Caption Competition. But first...we need to judge the NOT a Homestuck Caption Competition which doesn't get you any points!

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IN THIRDERD PLACE:
Quote:BenBen:
uu: MAKE THE MALE EAT THE BuNNY

IN SECONDOND PLACE:

Quote:Druplesnubb:
i must kiss the bunny!, he shouted.
NO JOHN, Karkat said. I AM THE BUNNY.
And then John was a homosexual.

IN FIRSTIRST PLACE:
Quote:CrimsonMage: For once, John cannot put the bunny back in the box.

Alright, youdont12know. Let's get back to business!

CURRENT SCOREBOARD:
1st: Xyxoz - 38
2nd: AvidGamer - 29
3rd: causticlyOptimitious - 28 (+3)
4rd: deificAnuran - 25
5th: BenBen - 22
6th: Todd Ingram - 20
6th: kabbage - 20
7th: Psychout - 18
8th: Mister Visceral - 17
9th: MasterBlade - 14
10th: inquisitiveAlchemist - 13
10th: ParadoxGamer - 13
10th: ICan'tGiveCredit - 13
10th: AProcrastinatingWriter - 13
11th: InvaderGIR - 8
11th: Limanya - 8
11th: Hawkclaw - 8
12th: forkinyoureye - 6
12th: FrigidPyro - 6
12th: BlackholePA - 6
13th: PriffyViole - 5
13th: Paosheep - 5
13th: acrylicBloodlust- 5
13th: 2Cre@te - 5
13th: Raptarion - 5
13th: youdont12know - 5 (+5)
14th: unbearableLupin - 4
14th: hero122 - 4
14th: xooxu - 4
15th: ninjamaster1991 - 3
15th: Flare-Dragon - 3
15th: calibornio30 - 3
15th: ExKirby - 3
15th: Druplesnubb - 3
16th: Rikushadow5 - 1
16th: King of Clubs - 1
16th: samzeman - 1
16th: sapphireMonster - 1
16th: Bratmon - 1 (+1)


...by the way, here's a link to the previous thread.

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04-09-2013, 07:59 PM
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Great, we're back.
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04-09-2013, 10:55 PM
Post: #3
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Awesome, hopefully I can clock up a few more points this time round. :)
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04-10-2013, 08:25 AM
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Backity backity backity back!
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04-10-2013, 08:21 PM
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Gogogo
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04-10-2013, 09:03 PM
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Condescence: dont you flipp-Erin di-E on m-E you ass)(ol-E 38(
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04-10-2013, 09:27 PM
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There's nothing that will get a girl angrier than when she sees someone wearing the same dress as her to prom.
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04-10-2013, 11:32 PM
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So she asked a troll just to push one insy-winsy ship, and he bleeds all over it. What a jerk!

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04-10-2013, 11:38 PM (This post was last modified: 04-11-2013 12:00 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
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Why did he have to break up with you like this?
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04-11-2013, 07:53 AM
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Well, there's your problem. Jumpers on this thing are set to secondary slave drive; it should be your primary slave drive. Don't worry, it's a common rookie mistake for building living computers. Here, this'll just take a second to fix...
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04-11-2013, 08:08 AM
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You can buff that out. Probably.
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04-11-2013, 08:36 AM (This post was last modified: 04-12-2013 03:43 AM by deificAnuran.)
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You come home after a long day's work to find that not only has the IT guy not left your house, he's made things WORSE!
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04-11-2013, 10:37 AM
Post: #13
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After seeing the moss take a monstrous, sentient form, the Condesce decides it's about time to clean the place up.
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04-11-2013, 07:36 PM
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Third:
(04-10-2013 09:27 PM)Todd Ingram Wrote:  There's nothing that will get a girl angrier than when she sees someone wearing the same dress as her to prom.
Second:
(04-11-2013 07:53 AM)causticlyOptimitious Wrote:  Well, there's your problem. Jumpers on this thing are set to secondary slave drive; it should be your primary slave drive. Don't worry, it's a common rookie mistake for building living computers. Here, this'll just take a second to fix...
First:
(04-11-2013 10:37 AM)Xyxoz Wrote:  After seeing the moss take a monstrous, sentient form, the Condesce decides it's about time to clean the place up.
(Not sure if spoilers work on this)
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04-12-2013, 04:04 AM
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Spoilers do indeed work. Don't forget the scoreboard!

Not sure how name changes are going to work out...
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04-12-2013, 11:25 AM
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WOOT

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GO GO GO!

Smerp.
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04-12-2013, 12:07 PM
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John shouldn't have brought a clown for Rose's birthday.
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04-12-2013, 12:19 PM
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The sad thing is, this is one of the the BETTER carnivals you've been to.
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04-12-2013, 12:41 PM
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Fucking casuals
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04-12-2013, 01:06 PM
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Land of Purple Mountains and Rorschach Tests.
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04-12-2013, 05:27 PM
Post: #21
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In Soviet Homestuck, eyes roll you!

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04-12-2013, 06:25 PM
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Some Rap Battles are just way more intense than others.
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04-13-2013, 05:04 AM
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John is way too practiced a pokemon trainer to be impressed by a level 10 messihead. The rookie retreats him into the pokeball.
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04-13-2013, 07:59 AM
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TT: Hey John, don't you think Violent J got a little ahead of himself this time?
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04-13-2013, 12:16 PM
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Meanwhile, John's master plan finally comes to a head.

Shut up I know Druplesnubb did it first

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04-13-2013, 06:21 PM
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They see me rollin'
They hatin'
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04-14-2013, 04:05 AM
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THE POLLS ARE IN!

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thi3-rd
(04-13-2013 06:21 PM)2Create Wrote:  They see me rollin'
They hatin'

i2-nd
(04-12-2013 06:25 PM)Boogeyman Wrote:  Some Rap Battles are just way more intense than others.

stup1d-st!
(04-12-2013 12:07 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  John shouldn't have brought a clown for Rose's birthday.

SO SCOREBOARD
1st: Xyxoz - 43
2nd: causticlyOptimitious - 31
3rd: AvidGamer - 29
4rd: deificAnuran - 25
5th: BenBen - 22
6th: Todd Ingram - 21
7th: kabbage - 20
8th: Psychout - 18
8th: ICan'tGiveCredit - 18 (+5)
9th: Mister Visceral - 17
10th: MasterBlade - 14
11th: inquisitiveAlchemist - 13
11th: ParadoxGamer - 13
11th: AProcrastinatingWriter - 13
12th: InvaderGIR - 8
12th: Limanya - 8
12th: Hawkclaw - 8
13th: forkinyoureye - 6
13th: FrigidPyro - 6
13th: BlackholePA - 6
13th: 2Cre@te - 6 (+1)
14th: PriffyViole - 5
14th: Paosheep - 5
14th: acrylicBloodlust- 5
14th: Raptarion - 5
14th: youdont12know - 5
15th: unbearableLupin - 4
15th: hero122 - 4
15th: xooxu - 4
16th: ninjamaster1991 - 3
16th: Flare-Dragon - 3
16th: calibornio30 - 3
16th: ExKirby - 3
16th: Boogeyman - 3 (+3)
16th: Druplesnubb - 3
17th: Rikushadow5 - 1
17th: King of Clubs - 1
17th: samzeman - 1
17th: sapphireMonster - 1
17th: Bratmon - 1

Smerp.
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04-14-2013, 05:38 AM
Post: #28
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Weeee

here you go guyz

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BEGIN THE FOLLY
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04-14-2013, 06:25 AM
Post: #29
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...and this is your Jade on radiation.
Any questions?

Smerp.
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04-14-2013, 01:08 PM
Post: #30
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At the very bottom of the container was the last thing to come out. It was something that wasn't evil. We call the good that Pandora unleashed by the name of hope.
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04-14-2013, 02:06 PM
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The Pulp Fiction/Jigsaw crossover was a big success in the box office, but most fans were upset that the suitcase was just filled with half a lollipop.

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04-14-2013, 06:00 PM
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Green gold, a treasure to your eyes.
No, not LITERALLY. It's one of those old computers, mind you.
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04-14-2013, 08:52 PM (This post was last modified: 04-14-2013 08:53 PM by Boogeyman.)
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There wasn't anything in that suitcase, and Billy wasn't really a monster. Next time Billy will watch his drink more carefully.
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04-15-2013, 12:04 AM
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God, you love toxic waste.
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04-15-2013, 12:16 AM
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This green computer is great, just wait until everyone sees the awesome caption I wrote!
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04-15-2013, 01:46 AM
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This is the best game of Battleship you've ever played.
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04-16-2013, 05:14 AM
Post: #37
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"Look Freddi, Calliope found the kelp seeds!"

I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS CAME TO MIND.
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04-16-2013, 09:38 AM
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3/3 HANDGUN PARTS FOUND
Please visit a camp to apply upgrades to weapon
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04-16-2013, 01:35 PM
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No matter how many times we tell people that X-rays are bad for you...
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04-16-2013, 02:14 PM
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This here is Caliborn, staring into uranium that has singed his eyelids. What did you say? That looks like Calliope? Then explain the red behind the bow-tie

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04-16-2013, 03:57 PM
Post: #41
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Calliope never knew exactly who this Saint Patrick was, but that didn't stop her fangirlish enthusiasm for gratuitous celebrations.

Prove me wrong.
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04-19-2013, 08:04 PM
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We gonna get a judging or something? Forgive me if I'm just being impatient, but I feel like we've waited enough.

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04-19-2013, 10:47 PM (This post was last modified: 04-20-2013 06:39 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
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Alpha DICK eh?
(04-15-2013 01:46 AM)Todd Ingram Wrote:  This is the best game of Battleship you've ever played.

Hydrog-oker
(04-14-2013 06:25 AM)Xyxoz Wrote:  ...and this is your Jade on radiation.
Any questions?

NOBELLIUM - NO-BEL FUCKING PRIZE
(04-16-2013 02:14 PM)Flare-Dragon Wrote:  This here is Caliborn, staring into uranium that has singed his eyelids. What did you say? That looks like Calliope? Then explain the red behind the bow-tie

Periodic Scoreboard of Elements
1st: Xyxoz - 46 (+3)
2nd: causticlyOptimitious - 31
3rd: AvidGamer - 29
4rd: deificAnuran - 25
5th: BenBen - 22
5th: Todd Ingram - 22
6th: kabbage - 20
7th: Psychout - 18
7th: ICan'tGiveCredit - 18
8th: Mister Visceral - 17
9th: MasterBlade - 14
10th: inquisitiveAlchemist - 13
10th: ParadoxGamer - 13
10th: AProcrastinatingWriter - 13
11th: InvaderGIR - 8
11th: Limanya - 8
11th: Hawkclaw - 8
12th: forkinyoureye - 6
12th: FrigidPyro - 6
12th: BlackholePA - 6
12th: 2Cre@te - 6
13th: PriffyViole - 5
13th: Paosheep - 5
13th: acrylicBloodlust- 5
13th: Raptarion - 5
13th: youdont12know - 5
13th: Flare-Dragon - 8 (+5)
14th: unbearableLupin - 4
14th: hero122 - 4
14th: xooxu - 4
15th: ninjamaster1991 - 3
15th: calibornio30 - 3
15th: ExKirby - 3
15th: Boogeyman - 3
15th: Druplesnubb - 3
16th: Rikushadow5 - 1
16th: King of Clubs - 1
16th: samzeman - 1
16th: sapphireMonster - 1
16th: Bratmon - 1

Flare you're up
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04-19-2013, 11:52 PM
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Huh. Didn't see that one coming. Well, here's the next one to poke fun at:
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Also, ICGC, you cloned me in the scoreboard XD

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04-20-2013, 02:17 AM
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Doc, you're going down with the JPEGgy DONG of this clock crashing to the floor!
You're mimicking me every move! Even SBaHJ is not safe from you, monster!
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04-20-2013, 05:17 AM
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Doc Scratch could only watch on in horror as the author destroyed his favorite clock, cruelly ending the lives of thousands of his own characters in the process.

Tumblr/Steam
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04-20-2013, 05:39 AM
Post: #47
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Hussie's attempt at creating a Harlem Shake video ran into some troubles to say the least.
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04-20-2013, 06:17 AM
Post: #48
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Hussie's combination of Calvinball and pool did not go well.

dC Wrote:donut is A FILTHY TRAITOR unreliable
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04-20-2013, 06:40 AM
Post: #49
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One of the less conventional ways of hunting down a mouse.
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04-20-2013, 06:58 AM
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Once the extra terrestrial parasites had grown to full size these blue aliens left their host through his stomach.
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