Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
06-09-2014, 08:56 AM
Post: #51
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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fuck if she cared, she was an indigo. and a tall and strong one too.
she was just laughing. "╘ you should have seen your face!! ╛"
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06-09-2014, 08:59 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2014 09:00 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #52
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Oh look, it's this guy again. The huge redblood waltzes into the cafe smiling his usual cocky-ass smile as if he somehow owns the place.

Which he doesn't, of course, that would be silly. He's poor as shit.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 09:05 AM
Post: #53
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis groaned again getting up and sitting down again. "THAT was not cool.." He didn't do anything else simply out of fear for getting hurt again.
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06-09-2014, 09:06 AM
Post: #54
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Ah shit. There's a clown.

Xombox waltzes into the establishment as gracefully as he can with his one good leg and immediately spies the shit-head that got him stoned the other night with some quick thinking. The guy that could clown on a clown. For a low-blood, dude was pretty alright Xombox guessed. At least the sight of him didn't make the Subjuggulator want to rip out his skeletal system and beat him with it.

"Hey-rusty! Whatcha-up-to-ya-funny-fuck?" Xombox shouted as he neared the troll, realizing he didn't know his name and not really caring either way.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 09:09 AM
Post: #55
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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she walked over to the lowblood and petted his head.
"╘ did it hurt? ╛"
she said, actually looking concerned.
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06-09-2014, 09:10 AM
Post: #56
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"NO it felt fantastic I wish i could FEEL that every night!!" He said sarcastically.
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06-09-2014, 09:10 AM
Post: #57
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Zertam jumps as he hears that familiar voice, although apparently his quick-thinking approach the last time they met seemed to have gotten him in the subjugglator's good favor...well, as good as one can get anyway. He relaxes quickly, relieved that he was probably going to not have his own skeleton used as a blunt-force weapon on him this time around.

"juSt gettiNg Some coffee between deliverieS. how about you?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 09:13 AM
Post: #58
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"╘ oooh! why didn't you say so! ╛"
she smiled and took another bottle out of her inventory to wack on his head.
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06-09-2014, 09:23 AM
Post: #59
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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That did not turn out as he wanted. "FUCK no don't hit ME again that would NOT be cool.." Welp there's Tritis's trademark talking way too fast again. Was wondering where it went.
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06-09-2014, 09:24 AM
Post: #60
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"I-came-here-to-get-drunk-and-fuck-shit-up-like-I-always-do. Deliveries, huh? What's-that-all-about? You-some-kind-of-courier? Or-just-a-simple-delivery-troll?" Xombox mused aloud, thinking if it was the former he could probably make the rusty useful to him. The clown couldn't really be bothered to be running all around Alternia delivering his own messages, that's what peons were for. And it was about high time Xombox began establishing his own network again.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 09:28 AM
Post: #61
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"╘ well who told you what was cool and was wasnt? maybe that was hella rad for other trolls. ╛"
she leaned on his head with her arm.
"╘ you know, you really should have thought better then to say something like that to me, did you really think i wasn't going to play with your sarcasm? youre actually quite stupid. ╛"
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06-09-2014, 09:30 AM
Post: #62
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Zertam orders a coffee before answering. "oh, i deliver packageS. So itS kiNd of both? moStly Stuff SeNt from oNe perSoN to aNother. youd be amazed at all the placeS i get to See with that job, really. well, you probably wouldNt but moSt people in my caSte would be, you feel me?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 09:43 AM
Post: #63
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Yeah, sure, guess-I-can." Xombox said absent-minded before he ordered a Faygo and a bottle of whiskey himself. "I-mean, I've-been-all-over-Alternia, even-been-underwater-a-few-points, but-honestly-that-takes-time-out-of-my-rather-busy-schedule-doing-what-I-do. You-work-for-a-company-or-you-self-employed?" he asked Zertam cautiously, his tone very businesslike. Strange for someone like Xombox.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 09:47 AM
Post: #64
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Zertam looks at the clown curiously. What an odd tone...

"i freelaNce, why?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 09:52 AM
Post: #65
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Oh great now she was leaning on Tritis. He tried his best to not sound like he was hating the entire situation. " PLEASE miss i am SORRY for being sarcastic.."
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06-09-2014, 09:55 AM
Post: #66
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"╘ what? no, i didn't mind your sarcasm, it was just stupidly places. i dont care for your sarcasm. aah.. i love being a highblood.╛"
she smiled and took a bottle out to take a swig from it.
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06-09-2014, 10:11 AM
Post: #67
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"SO did you just WANT to torture me ALL night?? OR what??"
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06-09-2014, 10:12 AM
Post: #68
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Xombox kicked his feet onto the table and leaned back in his chair.
"Maybe-I-wanna-hook-you-up-with-some-extra-work. Maybe-I-know-a-guy-that-knows-a-guy-that-could-use-a-discreet-courier. Maybe-the-pay's-good. Maybe-it-could-take-you-to-other-places-you-wouldn't-dream-about. Maybe, just-maybe, it-might-get-ya-some-cred-with-the-highbloods. Who-knows? Question-is, are-ya-interested?" Xombox pontificated, trying to be cryptic and probably failing completely as he cracked open his newly-arrived bottle of Faygo.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 10:12 AM
Post: #69
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"╘ this isn't torturing, really. this is more teasing. if i wanted to torture you i would have dragged you to my hive already. ╛"
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06-09-2014, 10:17 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2014 10:19 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #70
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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As hard as the clown was trying to be discrete, Zertam had a good handle on what he was asking him to do. He replies in a hushed tone, "i have a Strict 'doNt aSk, doNt tell' policy oN what i deliver. i doNt aSk what it iS, aNd you doNt tell me aNythiNg i doNt Need to kNow. doeS that aNSwer your queStioN?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 10:22 AM
Post: #71
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis chuckled nervously. " YOU'RE funny too i SEE.."
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06-09-2014, 10:25 AM
Post: #72
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"╘ that wasn't much of a joke though. if i would, and i can, then i would have. but i dont feel like using your lowlife on my precious machines and structures. ╛"
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06-09-2014, 10:25 AM
Post: #73
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"You-got-it. Wasn't-planning-to-anyway. You-got-a-going-rate-or-is-it-a-take-what-you-can-get-kinda-deal-you-got-going-on? You-only-do-small-packages-or-do-you-think-you-can-handle-big-loads? What-about-something-roughly-troll-sized-in-a-box? You-only-do-one-package-at-a-time-or-do-you-think-you-can-do-multiple-at-once? I-need-some-info-here-shorty." Xombox shot off rapidly to Zertam, enjoying the little joke of the fact that the rustblood was taller than him by a good foot.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 10:28 AM
Post: #74
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"SO then what do YOU plan on doing THEN miss??"
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06-09-2014, 10:30 AM
Post: #75
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"╘ i dont really know. you got any ideas? ╛"
she looked around the cafe and another swig from her bottle. eh.. not that much interesting trolls.
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06-09-2014, 10:33 AM
Post: #76
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Zertam nods a bit at some of the questions.

"i caN haNdle about two huNdred pouNdS or So, but ive oNly got a two-wheeled device for traNSportatioN. So maybe 1-2 big packageS or a buNch of Small oNeS. aS for rateS, itS uSually about 30 caegarS pluS oNe for every pouNd over 50 lbS...although i may charge a little extra for eSpecially daNgerouS deliverieS."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 10:42 AM
Post: #77
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis had an idea. "HOW about you play A game with me FOR a bet??" This will probably turn out bad.
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06-09-2014, 10:45 AM
Post: #78
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ i don't make bets with lowbloods, but whats your game? ╛ "

((TIMEFREEZE))
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06-09-2014, 10:54 AM
Post: #79
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Xombox lit a cigarette after taking a swallow of whiskey straight.

"Damn-you're-cheap. Alright-homeboy, tell-ya-what. Gimme-yer-info-and-after-a-while-when-I-get-back-to-my-hive-I'll-give-you-some-details. Prove-your-competence-to-me-and-you'll-be-well-rewarded. I-might-have-the-reputation-of-being-a-barbarous-killing-machine-but-I'm-not-without-giving-credit-where-credit-is-due. Or, in-this-case, caegars. But-you're-saying-you-can't-make-any-flights-anywhere? That's-a-damn-shame. If-you-do-well, I-might-be-able-to-remedy-that..." Xombox said slowly, taking a drag of his cigarette before taking a sip of his Black Cherry Faygo.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 10:59 AM
Post: #80
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Zertam sips his coffee, interested in what the highblood has to say.

"im Not exactly iN a caSte where oNe caN eaSily owN a wiNged carrier, you kNow...but either way, itS "nonchalantZealot". gimme a buzz wheN you caN aNd ill get everythiNg ready."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2014, 11:10 AM
Post: #81
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Xombox snorted.

"We'll-see-about-those-wings." he said simply as he took what he had and sauntered like a boss out the door.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-09-2014, 11:12 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2014 06:21 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #82
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Zertam smiles as he waves to the clown. Well, this was turning out well. He took another sip of his coffee and kicked up his legs, relaxing. After chilling for a while, he too leaves.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 06:48 AM
Post: #83
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"NOPE no bet''s no GAME.."
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06-14-2014, 06:50 AM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 06:52 AM by icclo.)
Post: #84
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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she shrugged.
" ╘ i kinda thought you would say that.... you know somewhere i was hoping you'd say strippoker. that'd be awkward and fun..... but i guess lowbloodies are just no fun to play games with. but they are fun to bully. ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 06:59 AM
Post: #85
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"YEAH i don't think THIS place would appreciate THAT.." Tritis looked down. He didn't want to think of doing strip poker at all.
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06-14-2014, 07:22 AM
Post: #86
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ well~, we are alone here right now. how about you take off your clothing.. or you will find out my little secret ingredient to my lovely wines. ╛ "
she winked and grinned evil.
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06-14-2014, 07:28 AM
Post: #87
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis looked at her and said "╘ well~, how about no.╛" In a voice that sounded EXACTLY like hers.

Then he winked and kept his stupid grin on his face.
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06-14-2014, 07:34 AM
Post: #88
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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she was caught off guard for a second before grinning.
"╘ oooh, do you got an interesting power. ╛"
she grinned at him.
"╘ can you only do voice manipulation? ╛"
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06-14-2014, 07:36 AM
Post: #89
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis pointed his hand like a gun and then made a shooting motion. There was then very realistic gunshot noises coming from his fingers.
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06-14-2014, 07:40 AM
Post: #90
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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she clapped her hands and cheered a little.
" ╘ you, my friend, have become very interesting and worthy of being... well not bullied. ╛ "
she took a seat on the chair next to him.
" ╘ so, tell me. whats your name? ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 07:45 AM
Post: #91
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis was shooting off a fake assult rifle when she asked for his name. He stopped. "Reloaded". Then extended a hand to shake saying " TRITIS raeked and you ARE??"
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06-14-2014, 07:59 AM
Post: #92
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ Kikina, Kikina Grefan. Creator and Maker of the Amazing bloodwines... want to try some? ╛ "
she winked with a beastly grin.
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06-14-2014, 08:01 AM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 08:07 AM by Overnightfuture.)
Post: #93
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis shook his head. "I'M going to have TO pass on that ONE.. BUT thank you for THE offer.." Though he was thirsty and decided to order himself an energy drink.
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06-14-2014, 08:04 AM
Post: #94
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ i also got normal wine you know. ╛ "
she took out a bottle labeled "NORMAL" and shook it in front of him.
" ╘ its the best you will ever taste~ ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 08:09 AM
Post: #95
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"OKAY that's something i'll TRY!!" Tritis's energy drink then arrived. Distracting him. He took it and started to drink from the energy drink instead well "saying" "SO is all you DO is make wines THEN??
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06-14-2014, 08:16 AM
Post: #96
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ i read, and i can be sometimes found in the arena. and im a rather skilled cook as well.... if you want you could come to my hive and i could cook something for you. must be a lot better then what ever lowblood food youre eating. ╛ "
she winked at him.
"╘ and what do you do? little lowblood. ╛"
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06-14-2014, 08:21 AM
Post: #97
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"I'M a rockstar!!" He set down his now empty energy drink taking out his drum sticks from his specibus and started taping on the table quickly.
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06-14-2014, 08:23 AM
Post: #98
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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she nodded.
" ╘ .... do you have a band? ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 08:25 AM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 08:26 AM by Overnightfuture.)
Post: #99
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis nodded. "YEAH we play lots AROUND the area.. I could show you SOME songs if you WANTED.."
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06-14-2014, 08:29 AM
Post: #100
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ sure, i dont have anything else to do right now. ╛ "
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