Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
06-14-2014, 08:39 AM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 08:40 AM by Overnightfuture.)
Post: #101
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis started to "drum" on invisible drums. Then he stopped, clicked the sticks together to count in a song and started drumming this song. After the drum roll at the start of the song the sound of the entire band came in and it sounded like the band was in the room.
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06-14-2014, 08:44 AM
Post: #102
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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she had a straight face, completely neutral for the entire song.
but she clapped and smiled when he was done.
" ╘ that sounds good!! ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 08:50 AM
Post: #103
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis laughs. "THAT sounded like junk COMPARED to when we PLAY as a band!!"
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06-14-2014, 08:51 AM
Post: #104
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ pfft. probably. i should first see it before i could tell. but i dont really know why i should to be honest. ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 08:56 AM
Post: #105
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"BECAUSE we're awesome duh!!"
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06-14-2014, 08:58 AM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 08:58 AM by icclo.)
Post: #106
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ yea.... that says you and pretty much every other guy thats into the music industry. ╛ "
she looked slightly disappointed as his answer.
" ╘ give me a good reason. ╛ "
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06-14-2014, 09:05 AM
Post: #107
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis thought for a second then said. " BECAUSE we're the only BAND with a member THAT can litterally play ANYTHING that he want's TO on any instrument.." he said confidently.
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06-14-2014, 09:07 AM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 09:09 AM by icclo.)
Post: #108
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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" ╘ aaand now less selfish. ╛ "
.... youre an ass kikina.
....
she looked shocked for a second.
" ╘ .... actually!! i'll talk to you later. i just remembered i forgot something at home that i shouldn't have forgotten. ╛ "
she gets up and whispers something about hoping some lowblood was still alive and then left the cafe.
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06-14-2014, 09:13 AM
Post: #109
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis watched her leave thinking " WEIRDEST highblood i've ever MET..". Then he ordered himself another energy drink and looked around. Not many trolls here, but another may come by.
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06-14-2014, 11:56 AM
Post: #110
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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This anon walks into the cafe with a camera around her neck, looking around a bit before snapping a picture and sitting down. She uncaptchas a book and places the photo inside before sitting down.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 12:13 PM
Post: #111
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Tritis decided to go to his hive and left.
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06-14-2014, 12:33 PM
Post: #112
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Xombox stumbled into the cafe and immediately spies the anon. I don't think I need remind you how Xombox feels about anons. Remember that time he chased that little troll around simply because she was hiding her blood color? Yeah.
He approached her with a quickness.

"What-the-fuck-do-you-think-you're-doing?" he hissed, vehemence dripping from his tone.

He really, really did not like anons.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 12:50 PM
Post: #113
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The anon girl looked at the clown with confusion at the question. What was she doing? She...looked down at her chair for a second. Baffled, she answered, "[1: siTTing...? 000]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 01:03 PM
Post: #114
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Oh, a comedian huh?
The clown was not amused.

"Oh-har-fuckin-har. Think-yer-funny-don't-ya? You're-not. The-sight-of-you-pisses-me-the-fuck-off-to-no-end. You-got-some-fuckin-bulge-comin-in-here. Shit, you-got-some-nerve-leaving-your-hive. What-the-hell-goes-on-in-your-thinkpan-to-make-you-think-you-can-do-that?" Xombox spat on the floor, obviously very irate for some reason. The poor girl probably had no clue.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 01:15 PM
Post: #115
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She shrinks further into her seat, clearly terrified. "[2: i d0nT have 0ne... 0]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 01:22 PM
Post: #116
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"A-thinkpan? I-can-tell. Only-a-total-fucking-dipshit-would-walk-around-bearing-gray. What-you-ashamed-of-who-you-are? You-some-kind-of-fucking-mutant? You-some-lowblood-afraid-you'd-get-culled-by-some-motherfucker-like-me? You-fucked-up-there-thinking-that. Even-the-rustiest-lowblood-has-more-respect-from-me-than-someone-like-you. You're-a-fucking-coward." Xombox ranted viciously before snatching her scrapbook off of the table and hurling it away, pictures and clippings fluttering away on its sailing path.

Damn, dude.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 01:27 PM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 01:27 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #117
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The girl looks at the book sadly and sinks even further into the seat. It would have consumed her by now if it were not for the fact that it was made of wood..."[3: n0...a hive... 00]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 01:34 PM
Post: #118
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Good! I-hope-it-was-burned-and-razed-to-the-ground-while-the-fucker-hurled-pieces-of-your-lusus-at-you-while-you-ran-away. As-deserving-a-punishment-as-anything-for-that-kind-of-fucking-crime. Fuck, so-happy-about-that-right-now, less-work-for-me-to-do." Xombox chuckled maliciously as he snapped his fingers to get a servebot's attention to order a Faygo.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 01:36 PM
Post: #119
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Mickah slumps into the cafe for the first time. He's had a decent amount of down-time, and he figures it'd be a good time to get something to eat. He sits himself down in a table far from anyone else and orders the cheapest thing on the menu.
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06-14-2014, 01:43 PM
Post: #120
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"[4: i Had T0 g0 an0n afTer THaT...wHaT dO yOu mean less wOrk?]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 01:55 PM
Post: #121
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Less-work-because-I-don't-have-to-track-you-back-to-your-hive-and-raze-it-down-myself! What-the-fuck-else-kind-of-work-do-you-think-a-motherfucker-like-me-does? Do-I-look-like-I'm-fuckin-funny-to-you? You-think-I-tell-jokes-and-shit? Goddamn-you-really-are-stupid-ain't-you?" he ridiculed. Xombox here was having fun.

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Velten tread cautiously into the cafe and found exactly the kind of scene he was dreading; that fucking clown was here. Thankfully his attention was occupied on that poor anon. Whatever she did to anger him, he pitied her. Hoping his attention didn't go elsewhere, the maroonblood sidled over to the only other troll in the cafe, his back facing the Subjuggulator.

"<\Shit. How long has that fucking clown been here?/>" he asked the other maroonblood opposite him, hoping small talk would deviate from the fact that he didn't know this dude at all.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 02:03 PM
Post: #122
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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It took a couple seconds for Mickah to notice that someone was talking to him. He turns to look up at Velten and mumbles a response.

l|--/---don't--kno-W-,---/--just--got--here.--Haven't--really--paid--any--attention--to---W-ho's--here.-l|
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06-14-2014, 02:08 PM
Post: #123
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She shakes her head. "[5: i never TH0ugHT anyTHing 0f THe s0rT, i dOnT even knOw wHO yOu are...]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 02:23 PM
Post: #124
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She doesn't?

"You-don't-know-who-the-fuck-I-am?! Bitch-check-the-grubnet! I'm-fucking-famous-as-fuck-motherfucker! You-must-not-get-out-a-lot-despite-being-outside-all-the-goddamn-time. How-have-you-survived-the-daywalkers-all-this-time? Great, now-I-gotta-pray-to-the-Messiahs-that-you-get-torn-limb-from-limb-and-devoured. What-a-waste-of-time-that'll-be-but-damn-if-I-won't-do-it-just-to-spite-you." he told her as he received his soda. He cracked it open and took a deep guzzle to quench his anger thirst.

Being irate was hard work.

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"<\Oh. Okay, good, I guess. What's up? How you doing? You like cards at all?/>" he rattled off quickly, trying his hardest to not look over his should at the clown's raised voice. It didn't really sound like the conversation they were having was a good one. Velten just didn't hope the troll recognized him.

He still owed Xombox a shitload of money.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 02:34 PM
Post: #125
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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l|-Tired,--mostly.---/-'ve--been--busy---W-ith--things,--but--/--haven't--eaten--yet--today--so--/--figured--/-'d--eat--something--before--/--go--sleep.-l|

Mickah kicks his feet under the table. It's been a while since he's last talked to anyone, and he's clearly not very used to it.
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06-14-2014, 02:38 PM
Post: #126
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She looked down.

"[6: i canT kn0w y0ur name...? 0]"

Looking back up at the clown, she speaks a little louder, seemingly less afraid of him straight up murdering her with his mention of praying for her death.

"[7: i m0ve fr0m cave T0 cave sO...]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 02:52 PM
Post: #127
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Velten nodded.
"<\Eating's good, as long as you enjoy a side of vehemence and possible death while you enjoy your meal. Here, I mean. Shit gets crazy around here. You ever been to this place before?/>" he decided to ask before rehashing. He thought for a moment and ordered a plate of cheese fries from the servebot.

[Image: XomboxNeutral.png]
"Fuck-no-you-can't-know-my-name. If-you-don't-know-awesome-when-it-walks-through-the-door-and-starts-berating-you-for-being-a-pile-of-shit-that's-your-own-damn-fault." he told her before guzzling more Faygo.

Kinda full of himself ain't he?

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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06-14-2014, 03:04 PM
Post: #128
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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l|-No,--this-is--my--first--time--here.---/---used--to--go--some-W-here--else,--but--it--got--shittier--over--time--so--/--just--quit--going--there.-l|

Mickah's order has finally arrived. Apparently the cheapest thing on the menu is a bowl of plain rice and a cup of water. He takes a sip of water, then starts to dig into his rice.
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06-14-2014, 03:20 PM
Post: #129
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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...Starting to be more annoyed than frightened of this clearly idle threat, the girl crosses her arms and loses any sign of fear in her voice.

"[8: can i jusT 0rder s0meTHing T0 drink nOw Or is my mOney nO gOOd wHile yOure arOund?]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 03:33 PM
Post: #130
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: XomboxNeutral.png]
Noticing her sudden rise of bravery Xombox uncaptchalogued an axe from his strife modus.
"Nothing-about-you-is-any-good-while-I'm-around! You-don't-get-it-do-you? I'm-going-to-slice-you-open-and-see-what-color-you-really-are-on-the-inside-and-expose-your-lies! You-think-you-can-just-hide-that-shit-around-a-Subjuggulator?! Motherfucker! Like-I-said-you're-worse-than-that-rusty-that-walked-in-here-with-that-fucked-up-eye-and... wait-a-fucking-minute." he said slowly as he pivoted on his heel at the realization Velten was here.

[Image: Velten_zps5e732d97.png]
Velten heard the clown's realization and acted on pure instinct, quickly bolting out the door with the clown in pursuit.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

[Image: 4GOEnp0.gif]
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06-14-2014, 03:53 PM
Post: #131
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: RxDgrdj.png]

She takes a picture of the clown as he heads out the door and picks up her fallen scrap book. She places the picture in there and writes the word "AVOID" under it in large letters, looking at the other redblood in the room.

"[9: are y0u g0ing T0 Harass me TOO?]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 04:04 PM
Post: #132
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 68ugt.png]

Well that was...unexpected. Mickah shrugs it off, and goes back to eating his rice. It takes him another few seconds to realize that the anon was talking to him. He turns to her and shakes his head.

l|--W-ell,--/---W-asn't--planning--on--it.-l|
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06-14-2014, 04:13 PM
Post: #133
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: ybPbsFo.png]

Well...that's slightly better than what you were expecting. You put the camera down.

"[10: ...mind if i j0in y0u? 0]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 04:19 PM
Post: #134
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 68ugt.png]

Mickah shrugs, then nods slightly.

l|-Sure,--if--you---W-ant.---/---don't--talk--to--other--trolls--that--often,--so---/--may--not--be--that--great--of--a--conversation--starter.-l|
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06-14-2014, 04:24 PM
Post: #135
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
She walks over and lets out an annoyed huff.

[Image: ZIXHABz.png]

"[11: cl0wns are s0 ann0ying, arenT THey?]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-14-2014, 04:37 PM
Post: #136
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 68ugt.png]

l|-So---/-'ve--heard.---/---haven't--had--a--lot--of--trouble---W-ith--them,--but--that's--mostly--because---/---don't--get--out--much.-l|

Mickah sips his water before eating another spoonful of his cheap rice.
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06-14-2014, 04:40 PM
Post: #137
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: m0LcKO6.png]

She flagged the staff over and ordered some tea, uncaptchaing a thermos and pouring out some soup.

"[11: ...wHy? 000]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 04:47 PM
Post: #138
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 68ugt.png]

l|--/-'m--busy--most--of--the--time.--Making--things,--fixing--things,--stuff--like--that.-l|
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06-14-2014, 04:52 PM
Post: #139
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: nlkP4Wm.png]

"[12: can y0u make a camera? 00]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 04:57 PM
Post: #140
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: udybb.png]

l|--/---can.---W-hat--kind--of--camera?-l|

Mickah smiles at the hint of a potential customer.
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06-14-2014, 05:14 PM
Post: #141
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 54cd7UJ.png]

"[13: a P0lar0id camera wiTH a TacTical grade flasHbulb 0f abOuT 200 lumens]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 05:19 PM
Post: #142
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: udybb.png]

l|-No--problem.---/---can--get--that--done--in--a--day.--T-W-o--days--tops.-l|
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06-14-2014, 05:27 PM
Post: #143
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: uwlzKbz.png]

"[14: H0w mucH? 00]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 05:35 PM
Post: #144
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: udybb.png]

Mickah's grin widens. He hasn't gotten actual work in a long time.

l|--W-ell,--since--you've--been--my--first--customer--in--a---W-hile,---/-'ll--be--nice--and--let--you--name--your--price...--as--long--as--it's--reasonable.--Heh.-l|
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06-14-2014, 05:40 PM
Post: #145
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: hRspM5X.png]

You think for a second...

[Image: 54cd7UJ.png]

"[15: Ten caegars? 000]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 05:53 PM
Post: #146
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 3pvn3.png]

Mickah frowns immediately. He's not one to turn down work, but he needs to make a living.

l|-That's--a--bit--too--lo-W-.---/-'m--afraid--/-'ll--have--to--ask--for--at--least--35.-l|
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06-14-2014, 06:01 PM (This post was last modified: 06-14-2014 06:04 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #147
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: nlkP4Wm.png]

The girl seems surprised at the cost.

"[16: really? 000]
[17: THaT mucH? 000]
[18: seems 0verly exPensive 00]"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 06:05 PM
Post: #148
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: udybb.png]

l|-Tell--you---W-hat,---/-'ll--add--a--neck--strap--to--it--free--of--charge.-l|
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06-14-2014, 06:14 PM
Post: #149
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: i4Uj3At.png]

She thinks for another minute or two, then relents.

"[18: 0kay sure 00]
[19: can i geT a PicTure 0f y0u? 0]"


She holds up the camera currently strapped around her neck.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-14-2014, 06:24 PM
Post: #150
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: udybb.png]

Normally Mickah would question why she would want to photograph a complete stranger, but he was too excited about his job to worry about it.

l|-Sure,---W-hy--not.-l|

Mickah smiles, as ready for his picture as he'll ever be.
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