Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
05-30-2015, 11:20 AM
Post: #2451
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He again rolled his eyes.

Looks like you missed the joke. I wus saying your music SOUNDS like tortured animals. Besides, that doesn't count, I know you dun't due that sort of thing.

And...does that due anything? Does that mean your powurs are strongur or is it just for show...?
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05-30-2015, 11:24 AM
Post: #2452
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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i guessss youve goT a poinT no more ssTalKing joKess jussT for you
The question earned asmile and a quick response
well i. . .

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idK idK buT iT looKss rad righT
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05-30-2015, 11:29 AM
Post: #2453
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Uranio let out a relieved sigh.

Thank you.

And...I guess, kind of. Does everything look all yellow when you due that? Seems like it'd be hard to see with an eye like that.
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05-30-2015, 11:35 AM
Post: #2454
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Kind of
Her voice was an incredulous gasp
why CanT you jussT admiT iTss ssuper rad whaTever well addressss your problem wiTh Cool laTer

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youd ThinK iT would fuck my eyess up righT well iT aCTually doessnT Change anyThing weird righT iTss oKay i ThinK iTss preTTy weird Too
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05-30-2015, 11:40 AM
Post: #2455
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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I already said it wus cool. Whut due you wunt, me to go down on my knees in awe of your glowing eyes?

He shook his head.

Because that's not gunna happen. And yeah, that is kind of weird, but I guess it's bettur than everything looking the same colour.
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05-30-2015, 11:43 AM
Post: #2456
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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wTf do you mean you ssaid iT wass Cool you ssaid iT wass Kind of Cool you guessss ThaT'ss noT the ssame Thing buT again well talK laTer

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would a liTTle awe really Kill you Though man whaTever buT yeah iT would ssuCK if everyThing wass all mussTardy
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05-30-2015, 11:47 AM
Post: #2457
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Oh, same thing. Whutever.

And yeah, it would. Would kind of make the powur somewhat useless.


He drained his water, then ordered a basket of fries.

So...got your eyes on any Trolls for Quadrants or sumething?

What a bold question. Clearly small-talk was not his strong point.
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05-30-2015, 11:52 AM
Post: #2458
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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noT The ssame Thing
A little sigh was followed by a short lag in energy
noT liKe iT'ss all ThaT usseful eiTher way
The glow went out of her eyes, but the mocking smile came back

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iss my liTTle uranio Trying to flirT wiTh me how ssweeTT
The grin stayed plastered on her face as she continued, unperturbed
nope noThing pale asshen or oTherwisse planned
A dry feeling in her throat let her know it was about time she got something to drink. Talking was busy work. Hopefully a bit of Tab would help.
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05-30-2015, 11:58 AM (This post was last modified: 05-30-2015 11:58 AM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #2459
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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An Indigo blush spread across Uranio's face, which he quickly shook away.

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Whut?! No! I wus just asking! Trying to make small talk or whutever, you know!

Seems the joke flew over his head. A basket of fries would arrive, which Uranio put in the middle of the table, non-verbally letting Mossin know she could have some. He ate a few before continuing.

And that's rich, you calling ME short!
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05-30-2015, 12:04 PM (This post was last modified: 05-30-2015 12:07 PM by Hi-toppin.)
Post: #2460
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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oh baby are you oKay i didnT mean to ssTun you sso bad
It was more than a little entertaining to listen to him freak out like that, especially when she had fries to take down with his embarrassment

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hey now leT'ss waTCh iT wiTh The sshorT commenTss i donT maKe ssTalKing joKess and you donT maKe sshorT oness
The tables turned every once and awhile

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anyway whaT abouT you you goT anything caliginouss brewing i Know youre noT one for the more red sside of life
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05-30-2015, 12:07 PM (This post was last modified: 05-30-2015 12:08 PM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #2461
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He crossed his arms.

Fine. Wun't make any short jokes, happy? So testy...

You're one to talk.

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Another blush made its way to his face.

I...I might, actually...yeah...

He couldn't help but feel a bit embarrassed. Leinas was usually the only Troll he talked to about this sort of thing.
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05-30-2015, 12:10 PM
Post: #2462
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She wasn't expecting to hit the nail so solidly on the head. It stunned her quiet for a second.

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sso how's uh ThaT going
Whoops, things got kind of awkward
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05-30-2015, 12:13 PM
Post: #2463
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He cleared his throat a bit.

I...uh...actually haven't told her yet. I dunno if she feels the same way.

And you're the one at fault for making this so weird, dun't blame me!


He could sense the awkward feeling in the air...and also chose to blame Mossin even though he started the Quadrant talk.
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05-30-2015, 12:16 PM
Post: #2464
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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whoss maKing iT weird noThing iss weird youre weird
Lies, all lies. This was way too awkward.
you sshould leT her Know you Know The saying noThing venTured noThing gained
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05-30-2015, 12:19 PM
Post: #2465
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Uranio again composed himself.

Let's...Let's not go further into this. It feels weird talking about this kind of stuff to sumeone othur than Leinas.

So...uh...you still collect things, right? Started collecting anything new?
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05-30-2015, 12:26 PM
Post: #2466
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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That's what she'd just wanted to know, but. . .
oh leinass whoss leinass
Her smile spread ear to ear
whaTss up wiTh Them are They on your blaCKlissT
The comment on collecting got her again.

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nope noThing ssame old ssame old
No one could know. No one.
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05-30-2015, 12:29 PM
Post: #2467
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Uranio scowled and shook his head.

Whut? No. She's my Moirail, remembur? Thought you knew about her.

He ate a few more fries.

Really? Thought you were ulways collecting sume new useless thing or whutever.
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05-30-2015, 12:35 PM
Post: #2468
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Oh yeah, moirail, she totally remembered. Surely her silence would sell that.
i havenT been able to geT my handss on a new grubCade Cabinet in awhile and i'm ssTill waiTing on ssome albumss in the mail oKay oKay nexT Topic
She'd been buckling down on her books the last couple of suns. She could only read the same books so many times.
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05-30-2015, 12:38 PM
Post: #2469
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Despite the sprite, Uranio was smirking now.

Oh really? Sounds like you're dodging sumething. You hiding sumething? Hmmm?

Oh, how the turn tables...
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05-30-2015, 12:40 PM (This post was last modified: 05-30-2015 12:40 PM by Hi-toppin.)
Post: #2470
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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im noT hiding anyThing youre The one wiTh The blaCKrom Crusshess and grumpy avoidanCe
Defensiveness finally got her scowling
im jussT Trying To CaTCh up wiTh my grumpy friend ssTop giving me The Third degree
You could practically hear her huffing across the cafe
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05-30-2015, 12:42 PM
Post: #2471
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Uranio actually let out a small chuckle. Creepy.

Hey, dun't get mad at me. I'm just dueing whut you were dueing to me earlier. Not my fault you made it obvious you're hiding sumething.
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05-30-2015, 12:46 PM
Post: #2472
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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uranio i am noT hiding any pale, asshen, red, or blaCK Crusshess and i am noT hiding anyThing elsse drop iT or i sswear ill drop you
The sparks in her eyes meant business, but they quickly fizzled out when she grabbed her untouched, and now slightly warm, can of tab. One good swallow put the world at ease.

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anyway i donT Care To TalK abouT Thiss anymore leTss ChaT abouT someThing elsse
Blunt and awkward, but hopefully clear enough.
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05-30-2015, 12:49 PM
Post: #2473
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Uranio sneered, grumbling something before replying.

Hypocrite. Teasing me to Hell and back but getting pissed when I due the same. But fine, whutever.

Fine, you give us our next subject, Sparky.
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05-30-2015, 12:53 PM
Post: #2474
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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noT The ssame Thing
The mumble was petulant at best.
idK aCTually i jussT wanTed uss To ssTop TalKing abouT me aCTually whaT Time iss iT
A hand dug in her pocket before pulling out a ragged looking watch, lacking a chain but still ticking dutifully away.
oh man Kodomom iss gonna be pissssed sshe ussually jumpss me around Thiss Time
She stood up hastily and offered a half-hearted wave
ive goT bruissess To ColleCT ssee ya loverboy
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05-30-2015, 12:56 PM
Post: #2475
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Uranio seemed a bit disappointed for a moment, before going back to his default expression. He gave a wave back, choosing to ignore the nickname.

Latur, punk girl. Dun't be so elusive, ulright?
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05-30-2015, 12:57 PM
Post: #2476
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
She was out of there before Uranio could even get his goodbye out. Hopefully there'd be more talks before too long.
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05-30-2015, 12:58 PM
Post: #2477
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Well that was rude. Uranio sighed and left soon after, not even finishing his fries.
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06-01-2015, 11:06 AM
Post: #2478
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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A new girl enters the cafe, looking around a bit too enthusiastically before marching over to the counter and poking at the service bots a couple of times. After getting one's attention and poking it several times more, she finally speaks.

"Hi! Do yoU have any filth beetles?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 11:15 AM
Post: #2479
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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BANG! The Café door is kicked open by this rambunctious Teal Blood. Unlike last time he was here, Semset was sporting some robotic shoe-shaped feet. He almost literally jumped into the nearest booth and took out a stone tablet, starting to study it carefully.
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06-01-2015, 11:17 AM
Post: #2480
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie doesn't seem to notice the tealblood enter, instead staring at the servebot intently as it hurries around to fill her odd request.

She's just staring, smiling. She's not even blinking.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 11:22 AM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 11:33 AM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #2481
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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After a few moments, Semset noticed the Rust Blood out of the corner of his eye. He smiled wider and put the tablet away, getting up and approaching the girl with clanging footsteps. As he got close, he waved nonchalantly. "Hey! What's up? Haven't seen you around before. Though I'd come over and say hi. My name's Semset!"
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06-01-2015, 11:39 AM
Post: #2482
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The girl turns to the tealblood and waves, smiling back.

"Hi there Somerset! I was jUst walking by and realized I needed an item oUt of my modUs. Then I noticed this dUmp! Bad restaUrants always have filth beetles, am I right?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 11:43 AM
Post: #2483
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Oh hey, someone who didn't express awful annoyance at Semset's presence! That's a nice change. It seems Low Bloods are really the way to go. "Yeah I suppose they do. What about filth beetles though? Collect them or something?" Wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's heard of someone collecting.

That one Subjugglator with the Meowbeast fetuses may have scarred him for life.
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06-01-2015, 11:46 AM
Post: #2484
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"I kill things to get items oUt of my modUs and I ran oUt of nUtbeasts."

Smile, smile.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 11:51 AM
Post: #2485
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Wait, what the Hell did she just say? Maybe...Maybe she just can't afford a better Modus? Yeah, let's go with that. "Never heard of a Modus like that before. Must be a pain when there's no bugs or anything nearby to kill huh? Can you not afford a more convenient one?"
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06-01-2015, 12:01 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 12:04 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2486
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She sticks her hands in her sweatshirt pockets and shrugs.

"It's not inconvenient, I jUst stUn them and stick them in my pockets for when I need them! Then I jUst take them oUt, give their heads a little twist..." She mimes the motion in the air. "and snap their heads off! Today was jUst a bUsy day for me. Besides, there's always things aroUnd to kill if yoU know where to look!"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 12:04 PM
Post: #2487
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Just keep smiling Semset. Just keep smiling.

"Oh. I see. So you enjoy doing this sort of thing then I suppose?"
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06-01-2015, 12:20 PM
Post: #2488
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She keeps smiling.

"Oh, it's jUst a little hobby. Everyone needs hobbies, right?"

It seems quite a bit easier to keep that smile up now, actually. In fact, you even feel a little more agreeable...

"So what kinda stUff do yoU do for fUn?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 12:25 PM
Post: #2489
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Semset took out the stone tablet again. "Well I enjoy exploring ruins and deciphering ancient hieroglyphics like this. I find it so fascinating! I also like to do some stunts for fun even if my Lusus doesn't like that." He chuckled, as if recalling a fond memory. "Aside from killing small animals what do you do? And now that I think about it I never caught your name!"
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06-01-2015, 12:39 PM
Post: #2490
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Do yoU ever find mUmmified remains? Also, my name is Callie!"

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[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 12:42 PM
Post: #2491
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: WNPbZHV.gif]

Semset nodded. "Oh yeah all the time. Sometimes they attack me which can be a pain. It's still fun though!" He noticed she avoided his question. Maybe if he reworded it? "So what sort of other things do you like to do, Callie?"
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06-01-2015, 12:58 PM
Post: #2492
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie shrugged. "I like stUdying means of preserving dead stUff. Taxidermy, mUmmification, reanimation...can I get a sample of a mUmmy the next time yoU see one?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 01:03 PM
Post: #2493
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: WNPbZHV.gif]

Oh geez. Next she's gonna tell him she likes fucking the dead too. "I see. That sounds like it'd be pretty interesting." He convincingly lied. "As for the mummy sample I don't see why not. There's certainly enough of the things to go around. I assume you want to know how they mummify them in the first place?"
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06-01-2015, 01:19 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 01:20 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2494
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

All those worries seem to be melting away from you, strangely enough.

"Oh, it is! And yeah, I'd like to know how it's done. Maybe figUre oUt what makes them different from lightstalkers and rainbow drinkers and shadow droppers too! I mean, I know the thing is yoU always gotta be sUre to remove the heads or they'll get back Up, bUt the mUmmification process mUst do something to their capacities hUh?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 01:24 PM
Post: #2495
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: WNPbZHV.gif]

Huh. All of a sudden Semset felt a lot calmer. Maybe this girl wasn't so bad after all. He visibly relaxed a little, finally sitting down across from Callie.

"Yeah that's true. I never really thought of that." He thought for a moment. "Would you be willing to let me in on what they do once you figure it out? I've never actually bothered to look into it myself for some reason."
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06-01-2015, 01:30 PM
Post: #2496
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

She nods. She hasn't actually changed her expression at all this whole time, weirdly enough.

SUre! JUst get me a real good sample. Some of its pUmp mUscle or a little bit of its think pan. Really get in there and go for it!

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 01:34 PM
Post: #2497
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: WNPbZHV.gif]

Semset's smile widened and he nodded, not noticing Callie's never-changing face. He's too calm to care even if he noticed anyway! "Yeah that'll be no problem. Hell I could get you an entire mummy if you want. Just gotta chop off its head and give you the two pieces. How's that sound?"
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06-01-2015, 01:44 PM
Post: #2498
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

"Alright, bUt be sUre to take oUt its pUmp mUscle and pUt it in a jar too! That way once I'm done with it, I can eat it to gain the mUmmy's powers."

She laughs there, apparently having told a joke.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-01-2015, 01:46 PM
Post: #2499
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: WNPbZHV.gif]

Semset let out a little chuckle in response. "Sure thing! Let me know how that works out for you." He said in a joking tone.
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06-01-2015, 01:50 PM
Post: #2500
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Cool!" A beat. "So do yoU have any filth beetles?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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