Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
06-01-2015, 01:53 PM
Post: #2501
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Semset shook his head, starting to feel uneasy again. Oh yeah, the whole killing small animals thing. "Uh sorry no. I don't carry around dead animals and stuff like that sorry."
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06-01-2015, 01:56 PM
Post: #2502
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"In that case, yoU're Useless to me. See yoU!"

She just gets up, grabs a handful of cockroaches from the servebot, and leaves.

...What a weird girl.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 01:58 PM
Post: #2503
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Ouch. Well that was rude. He gave a half-hearted wave and, after a few minutes, collected the stone tablet and left as well.
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06-01-2015, 03:09 PM
Post: #2504
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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In stalks this hairmonster, taking a moment just sufficient enough to creep out all the patrons that would notice her as she stood in the doorway, glassy-eyed and slumped over. Without any sort of warning, she jerks over to an empty booth and sliiiides on it, continuing to leer unnervingly at anyone unfortunate enough to make eye contact.

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06-01-2015, 03:13 PM
Post: #2505
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Guess who came back! Smiley death creepy girl. Seems she forgot to tip the servebots, so she takes a cockroach out of her pocket and crushes it in her hands, then hands the few caegars that appear to the robot before beginning to rub around the gross bug guts in her hands.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 03:16 PM
Post: #2506
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Taavaa locks eyes immediately with the cute redblood, unfortunately too focused ton creeping her the fuck out to notice the bug guts being played with.

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06-01-2015, 03:21 PM
Post: #2507
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Said cute redblood seems to notice the indigoblood staring at her and sends creepy, smiley stares right back.

Seriously, does this girl ever blink?

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 03:40 PM
Post: #2508
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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After probably a solid five minutes of staredown, Taavaa slides on out of her booth and shambles over to where Callie is seated, sitting opposite her and continuing to stare at her. Not menacingly, just... creepily.

After a while, she finally breaks the ice.

"...hiii!"

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06-01-2015, 03:46 PM
Post: #2509
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie waves her bug guts hand, still smiling. She takes a napkin and wipes it off before sticking her hand into her pocket and pulling yet another cockroach out, offering the still-squirming insect to her new companion.

"Hi! Do yoU want a filth beetle?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 03:53 PM
Post: #2510
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Seemingly delighted by the offer, Taavaa snatches up the unfortunate insect, very slowly pulling it apart and watching its gooey insides dribble onto the table for a second or two. She then dines on the late filth beetle, savoring each bit as though it was a fine dessert. She giggles a little afterwards, her smile growing a little.

"Too... whaat... hoonoor... doo... II... oowee... suuch... aa... taasty... moorseel... ???"

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06-01-2015, 04:14 PM
Post: #2511
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The redblood seems unperturbed.

"I'm Callie! So yoU like eating them? I jUst like to crUsh them slowly so I can feel their every twitch and movement as they fight the slow inevitable death I've sentenced them to. It's almost like you can feel their soUl leaving their bodies!"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 04:29 PM
Post: #2512
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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More giggling along with a lazy head tilt.

"Taavaa... Chaarmeed...
II seeee... ceentiipeedeemootheer... teeaachees... mee... too... fiind... flaavoor... iin... eeveery... liiviing... thiing...
II... woouuld... noot... squuaandeer... suuch... aa... giift... peersoonaally...
buut... too... eeaach... theeiir... oown!
Thooouugh... aan... aappeettiitee... foor... suuffeeriing... iis... iindeeeed... aa... proomiisiing... proospeect...
mmm... yees...
teell... mee... mooree..."
Taavaa demands in her singsong voice, her expression melding into something that could be described as dreamy as she glosses out the last few lines.

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06-01-2015, 04:35 PM
Post: #2513
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The door to the Cafe opens and in struts a fancy looking troll wearing a dashing suit. He takes a moment to observe the current trolls in the cafe before doing any further actions

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-01-2015, 04:38 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 04:43 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2514
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Oh sUre! See, I like to think of myself as a stUdent of death. I like finding everything oUt everything there is to know aboUt it, how it feels when yoU take the life of another being. Whether yoU snap a fragile little neck or crUsh them to death, or yoU jUst stab them and watch them bleed oUt slowly, begging yoU not to let them die bUt doing absolUtely nothing to stop it. Sometimes when it's really cold you can even see their last breath." A pause, Callie's gleeful expression never shifting as she describes this.
"My favorite part is when the light fades from their eyes."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 04:46 PM
Post: #2515
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Taavaa's eye(s) widen ever so slightly as she explains her passions, definitely seeming to approve.She nods in assent with Callie's last statement in particular.

"Theeree's... ceertaaiinly... soomeethiing... eentiiciing... aaboouut... thee eexpeeriieencee...
peersoonaally... II... doo... noot... soo... muuch... caaree... foor... my viictiims... too pleeaad... uunleess... wee... aaree... aaloonee...
too... loouud...
ootheers... geet suuspiiciioouus... aand theen... invoolveed...
Aas... thee... saayiing... gooees...
thee mooree... thee meerriieer...
buut... soomeetiimees... iit ruuiins thee mooood..."

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06-01-2015, 04:48 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 04:48 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2516
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Sometimes I eat their hearts to gain their powers. That's where all yoUr strength is stored."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 04:59 PM
Post: #2517
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Taavaa lazily brings a hand up to gesture at Callie after the remark she just said, treating it as if it were a normal thing said by a reasonable person.

"Buut... oof... coouursee...
Hoow... eelsee... woouuld... oonee... goo... aaboouut... iit???
Beesiidees... driinkiing... thee... blooood... oof... coouursee..."

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06-01-2015, 05:07 PM
Post: #2518
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie nods.

"I dUnno. So that's my story! What aboUt yoUrs? What do yoU do aside from eating people?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 05:19 PM
Post: #2519
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She laughs, swiping a stray piece of hair away from her uncovered eye.

"IIt... iis... aa... hoobby... noot aa prooffeessiioon...
Maaiinly... II... keeeep... meembeers... oof... thee... looweer... caastees... iin... liinee... aas... thee... hiigh... caastee... oof... thee... laand... rooaameers...
wiithoouut... beeiing... aa... paart oof... thoosee cloowns..."
For a split second, her smile fades, and if Callie was watching very carefully, a sneer would be seen flashing breifly over her normally relaxed face. It would be terrifying if not for the fact that Callie is... well, Callie, probably. Almost as quickly as she had dropped it, she puts the sleepy grin back on, netting her hands and letting her chin drooooop down into it.

"Reegaardless...
II... ooccaasiioonaally... eenteertaaiin... soomee... daarkeer... faantaasiiees... oof... miinee... hee... hee...
Buut ootheerwiisee... II... maanuufaactuuree... thee... fiineest... soopooriifiics... mooneey... caan... buuy...
aas... weell... aas... hoonee... my... craaft... oof... ceertaaiin... aarts...

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06-01-2015, 05:25 PM (This post was last modified: 06-01-2015 05:26 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2520
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"I think the clowns are fUnny, and I heard once that if yoU make one throw Up they spew colorfUl phlegm traps instead of grUmble sack contents! What kind of arts do yoU do thoUgh? Is it magic? Can yoU do magic tricks? I like magic tricks."

She seems to have noticed the sneer. Probably. Maybe? It's hard to tell.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-01-2015, 05:52 PM
Post: #2521
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She laughs more, and gives a whimsical shrug, severely exaggerating the shoulder roll with a back arching and everything.

"Weell... aasiidee... froom... maakiing... troolls... disaappeeaar... II'm aafraaiid... maagiic... iis... aa... skiill... II... doo... noot... poosseess...
Wriitiing... iis... whaat... II... speeaak... oof...
Aas... weell... aas... paaiintiing...
My suubjeects... aaree... moost... oofteen... roomaancee... aas... iit... haappeens..."


[[Fun fact: Taavaa is an avid shipper and is spot-on at discerning quadrant feelings from any trolls, and would give excellent relationship advice if anyone asked for it. Too bad the world will never know...]]

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06-02-2015, 02:38 AM
Post: #2522
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie laughs as well.

"Ooh! YoU shoUld paint me a pictUre with words! And then with paints!"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-02-2015, 09:50 AM (This post was last modified: 06-02-2015 09:51 AM by phantomEclipse.)
Post: #2523
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 4h9C3QF.png?1]
"Er hrm. Excuse me. I was wondering about what purpose this small building serves?"

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-02-2015, 10:01 AM
Post: #2524
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

Callie turns to the inquiring troll. Smiiiiiles.

"I dUnno! I think they serve food here."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-02-2015, 10:08 AM
Post: #2525
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
Smiles all around. First to Callie, then to the approaching troll. Redblood too. Lowbloods. Gross.

"II... meeaan... iit... iis... aa... caafee... aafteer... aall... hee... hee... hee...!!!"

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-02-2015, 10:16 AM
Post: #2526
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

"ThoUgh jUdging by my friend here's inflection it's clearly not very good! No wonder it's so empty~!"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-02-2015, 12:32 PM
Post: #2527
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 4h9C3QF.png?1]
"I would think that there would be servers, or even employees wandering about then."

He walks over to the two trolls who are chatting

"So what are you two chatting about?"

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-03-2015, 09:35 AM
Post: #2528
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
Taavaa keeps her gaze centered on the shade-wearing redblood.

"why...
thee... jooys... oof... paaiin... suuffeeriing... aand... oof... coouursee... caaniibaaliism... !!!
hee... hee... hee!!!"
She erupts into a fit of giggling and appears to nearly fall out of her seat.

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 09:43 AM (This post was last modified: 06-03-2015 09:51 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2529
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

"And also filth beetles! BUt mostly pain and sUffering. And apparently cannibalism now. Want to join Us for a bite to eat? We'd love to have yoU for dinner."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 10:02 AM
Post: #2530
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
Apparently satisfied with her comapny's response to the newcomer, she turns back to Callie.

"haa haa... hoo...
Aanywaay... II... wiill... maakee... yoouu... soomeethiing... suuree...
aanythiing... iin... paartiicuulaar... yoouu... faancy...???"

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 10:11 AM
Post: #2531
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

"Is a thirty-seven stanza free-style poem written in iambic tetrameter about corn chips and mUsclebeast milk too mUch to ask for?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 10:20 AM
Post: #2532
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
She purses her lips and breaks her gaze with the redblood, searching deep within herself, or maybe just her hair, for the willpower.

"Yoouu... aaree... ceertaaiinly... aa... trooll... wiith... theeiir... speeciifiic... taastees... iin... miind...
Buuuut...
II... wiill... seeee... whaat... II... caan... doo!!!"

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 10:25 AM
Post: #2533
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

Callie nods excitedly.

"Cool! So where do yoU keep all yoUr artistic talent, anyway? Is it yoUr hair? I bet it's yoUr hair, that looks like a place that one woUld store their arts."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 10:32 AM
Post: #2534
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
She giggles, stroking a length of her hair in response as she shakes her head no.

"Thee... haaiir... iis... noot... seentiieent... uunfoortuunaateely...
Buut... II... doo... stooree... caaptchaalooguuee... caards... wiithiin... iits... maass...
Aas... foor... thee... taaleent...
II... guueess... II... waas... juust... haatcheed... wiith... iit... !!!"

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 10:36 AM
Post: #2535
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

"Are yoU sUre? I mean yoU were hatched with yoUr hair too."

Callie pokes at the big hair mass a little.

"ObvioUsly they are connected."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 10:42 AM
Post: #2536
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
She doesn't seem to notice any infringing poking that may be going on. She does have a lot of the stuff, after all.

"Weell...
Wheen... yoouu... puut... iit... liikee... thaat...
yoouu... maay... bee... oon... too... soomeethiing... heeree!!!"

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 10:47 AM
Post: #2537
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

Callie stands up and bangs her hands on the table before pointing at the hair monster before her!

"Clearly yoUr hair mUst be the soUrce of all of yoUr powers! All of them!"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 10:53 AM
Post: #2538
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]
Taavaa collapses into laughter, for a while before regaining her normal composure and putting her hands up in mock absolution.

"Haa... haa... !!!
Looooks... liikee... thee... jiig... iis... uup... !!!
II... aam... thee... haaiir... moonsteer...
noo... oonee... muust... knoow... oof... thiis... hooweeveer...
yoouu... wiill... bee... suubsuumeed... iintoo... thee... peelt... aas... triibuutee..."

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 10:55 AM
Post: #2539
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

Callie giggles a bit.

"Can I jUst ride aroUnd in it instead?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 12:32 PM
Post: #2540
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: GPtizfx.png]

Thee... haaiir... fiinds... thiis... iinsuultiing...
IIt... deemaands... blooood... saacriifiicee... foor... thee... treespaass...
...
Thaat waas... aa jookee...
Doo noot bleeeed... oon iit...
...
IIt... haas... beeeen... fuun...
buut... II... muust... bee... gooiing... noow..."
Suddenly, she lurches out from her seat, pats Callie on her head and prowls out of the cafe in a way that would give most watching a chill down their spines.

[Image: 9tRxu1G.png]
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06-03-2015, 12:34 PM
Post: #2541
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

Callie waves as the highblood leaves, and shortly after leaves herself.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-03-2015, 02:11 PM
Post: #2542
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 4h9C3QF.png?1]
"but what-"

and they're gone.

"Damn."

Remose looks around the Cafe for anyone else who might be inside.

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-04-2015, 02:56 PM
Post: #2543
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: Neutral.png]

Yarrex tipped the door open, stretching his neck in to leer around the place. He scanned the area a few times, then, hands in his jacket all total poser coolguy-like, he strode over to a table by himself and seated himself.

He paused, then kicked away the third chair at the table, sending it spinning off and banging into a different table, leaving him with just two.

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
[Image: Argumi.gif][Image: Famynn.gif][Image: Genosi.gif][Image: Gaveyo.gif]
[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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06-04-2015, 03:16 PM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2015 04:45 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2544
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: tzcyecQ.png]

Guess who came back? The strange redblooded girl once more walks through the door and looks around for the servebot behind the counter before walking over to it and knocking on it.

"I'm thirsty. Do yoU take live animals as payment for yoUr prodUcts?"

After receiving a very clear and obvious 'NO' from the robot, she nods and tries again.

"How aboUt dead ones?"

Still seems to be negatory. Seeming to be entirely okay with this, Callie orders herself a soda anyway and sits down at the bar, spinning around a bit in her seat.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

---

[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-04-2015, 03:23 PM
Post: #2545
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
(( Gotta sleep, but I will probably reply to things in the morning ))

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"(Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiii+-r,)" intoned Yarrex, flagging a servebot over as he kicked his legs up onto the table. "(I n--d your wors+ pi-c- of s+-ak, m-dium rar-, and -xac+ly +wo s+icks of ch--s-. Mor- +han +ha+ and I will b-.... mildly ups-+.)"

The robot blinks at him, then rolls away to the kitchen. Hopefully he does not try to pay with dead or live animals. He would probably get a metal slap to the head for that.

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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06-04-2015, 03:53 PM
Post: #2546
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
Callie comes to a stop, oriented directly facing the brownblood. Staring daggers at him.

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Well, maybe not daggers.

"Don't be silly, I'm not a waitress! That's what the robots are for!"

Because clearly he was talking to you, Callie.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-04-2015, 11:19 PM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2015 12:58 AM by Overlard.)
Post: #2547
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He blankly stared back at her, then shrugged his slender shoulders. "(How v-ry silly of m- ind--d, my mis+ak-. You ar- cl-arly +h- s-curi+y a+ +his -s+ablishm-n+. I do apologiz- for g-++ing i+ wrong.)" he responded, gazing down at her through them anime glasses.

"(Is +h-r- +ny way I could mak- +his horrid gaff- up +o you?)"

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
Reply
06-05-2015, 05:13 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2015 05:13 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2548
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie shrugs.

"YoU coUld pass the grUb saUce."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-05-2015, 09:55 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2015 09:55 AM by phantomEclipse.)
Post: #2549
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Since everyone is placing orders, Remose flags down a servebot as well, "May I order a rare steak? Or, if it's too much to ask, may I use your kitchen and make it myself?"

He then walks over to greet the newest troll, cracking his knuckles as he walks.

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-05-2015, 10:12 AM
Post: #2550
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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As the servebot scurries back out and drops the food in front of Yarrex, his grin widens slightly as he passes the grub sauce from one side of his plate to the other, away from the redblooded troll. "(P-rf-c+. I hav- don- as you ask-d, so now you must forgiv- m- assuming you had +h- us- of procuring m- food.)" he said, very politely, before gingerly picking up a stick of cheese and taking a huge chunk out of it with his teeth.

He glances at the fellow cracking his knuckles as well, raising one eyebrow. "(N-rvous habi+s ar- a d-ad giv-away for if you'r- n-rvous. Or lying. Or mayb- you'r- +rying +o +hr-a+-n m-. I can assur- you, I am alr-ady pl-n+y in+imida+-d by +ha+ +hing around your n-ck. My -y-s will n-v-r b- +h- sam-.)"

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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