Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
06-05-2015, 10:36 AM
Post: #2551
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie giggles a bit at the brownblood's antics, then spins around as her drink is brought to her by the servebot. She reaches into her sweatshirt pocket and pulls out a cockroach, placing it gingerly on the counter before smashing it with her fist...

A violet-stained (and seriously terrible smelling) wallet appears and Callie pulls out some money and hands it over before putting it back in her inventory and grabbing her beverage in time to watch the other two trolls interact.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-05-2015, 02:05 PM
Post: #2552
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Wiggles his fingers, "Well actually I felt the need to pop them."

Remose examine's Yarrex's plate of food.

"A suitable choice of steak. I myself like my meat rarer. What brings you here-"

He gestures with hand for a name.

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-05-2015, 02:12 PM
Post: #2553
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"(Food,)" he said bluntly, indicating the plate of food right in front of him as he tore off another chunk of cheese with his teeth. "(I cam- h-r- for Yarr-x.)" Pause. "(I +hink I may hav- said +ha+ backwards. Alas. Rar- m-a+? Wha+ a b-as+, you will g-t parasi+-s doing that. You....r-d? Gr--n? Which-v-r bloods sur- lik- +o liv- on +h- -dg-,)" he added, cackling slightly as he finished the first stick and broke the second in half.

"(Sorry, did you sm-ll a dying animal on +h- pr-mis-s? I m-an, so far +h- sm-ll is +h- mos+ -n+-r+aining par+ of +his plac-. Imaginary ha+s off +o +h- r-dblood +h-r-.)"

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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06-06-2015, 02:38 AM
Post: #2554
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie waves, then puts the wallet back in her modus.

"I foUnd a seadweller someone stabbed and left for dead in an alley on the way here! He mUst've been there for days caUse he REEKED, bUt hey, free loot!"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-06-2015, 07:02 AM
Post: #2555
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Turns to Callie, "You're quite the little ray of sunshine, aren't you??" he says with a sarcastic tone.

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-06-2015, 10:26 AM
Post: #2556
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"(Ouch, did you jus+ call h-r ugly -nough +o caus- blindn-ss? +ha+'s a li++l- m-an,)" he snickered, finishing off his sticks in two bites before wiping his mouth off with the handy sleeve of his jacket.

"(I m-an, you could hav- probably s+ood +o a+ l-as+ cl-an +h- +hing firs+. By incin-ra+ing i+,)" he added, looking down at Callie, mirth glinting in his lenses.

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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06-06-2015, 04:08 PM (This post was last modified: 06-06-2015 04:09 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2557
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie just giggles.

"I left my matches at home, silly~! Besides, how can yoU tell that I'm so Ugly that I coUld caUse blindness Mr. Brownblood, if yoU mUst sUrely already be blind?"

She stares right back into those lenses with her big eyes and wide, soulless grin.

((made a few edits 2 callie's sprite to clean it up a bit))

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-06-2015, 11:58 PM
Post: #2558
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He tapped the side of his glasses. "(Not blind, you s--. +h-y cov-r a hid-ous disfigur-m-n+ I hav- had from ha+ching, wo- is m-. +h-y also l-+ m- s-- wha+'s up clos- mor- cl-arly. You hav- a poin+, mayb- I should r-mov- +h-m so I do no+ hav- +o look qui+- so much a+ you,)" he fired back, snickering again at his insult. Her soulless grin doesn't appear to disturb him, though his own grin at least had a little bit of soul. Give it a saxophone and it could play just a bit of blues music, you know?

"(And if you ar- no+ pr-par-d +o caus- arson wh-r-v-r you go, w-ll, I am qui+- sur- you r-aliz- wha+ +ha+ says abou+ you. You horribl-, non arsonis+ p-rson.)"

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
Reply
06-07-2015, 12:35 AM
Post: #2559
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"SoUnds like yoU're the one who's insecUre aboUt yoUr looks here, not me~. BUT ok! Care to lend me some firestarters, then?"

She gets up from her seat and picks up her drink, walking over to the brownblood and sipping it loudly while looking at him expectantly.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-07-2015, 12:46 AM
Post: #2560
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"(Why should I not b- ins-cur-? Hav- you s--n magazin-s la+-ly? I could n-v-r hop- to grow rumbl- sph-r-s lik- +ha+,)" he replied, grabbing a knife and fork from the table to stab into his steak with at last. "(Addi+ionally, why do you +hink I can l-nd +hos-? +h-y ar- singl- us-, fool. If I had som- roll-d pap-r, I could swa+ you wi+h i+ in my rag- righ+ now,)" he said very calmly and politely.

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
Reply
06-07-2015, 09:30 AM (This post was last modified: 06-07-2015 09:30 AM by phantomEclipse.)
Post: #2561
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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More sarcasm,"You sound very enraged indeed, Yarrex. Don't ruin your appetite"

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-07-2015, 11:08 AM
Post: #2562
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"(Wha+ sor+ of fool l-+s ang-r cloud th-ir dig-s+iv- func+ion? Probably someone s+arving +o dea+h righ+ now,)" he immediately replies, stabbing into the meat on his plate with precision and quickly devouring it, piece by piece.

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
Reply
06-07-2015, 05:23 PM
Post: #2563
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Ooh, we shoUld find someone like that and make them REALLY mad! That soUnds like fUn, right Mr. ShUtter Shades and...Yarrex, is it? YoUr name is fUn, it's all...piratey and stUff!"

She squeezes an eye shut and hooks one of her fingers as she says this, waving it (not so) threateningly at the brownblood in front of her.

"YARRRRRRR!...Ex."

Callie continues this course of action for a while, the smile on her face only getting wider.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-08-2015, 12:10 AM
Post: #2564
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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while her antics would probably annoy the hell out of some, Yarrex just shrugs. "(Why do you think I was nam-d +ha+? I was a pira+-, and now I am no+ on-, h-nc- +h- -x. I wish I k-p+ my old ou+fi+ bu+ i+ jus+ do-s no+ fi+ m- anymor-.)" He gazes off into the distance for several dramatic moments, the call of the sea pounding in his mind's background.

Then he shook his head.

"(Of cours-, I only -v-r had on- cr-w m-mb-r and no ship, bu+ i+ was s+ill fun whil- i+ las+-d.)"

Where we're going we don't need fancherubs
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[Image: Floaty.gif][Image: Deveii.gif][Image: Portec.gif][Image: lrduwpk]
[Image: Yarrex.gif]
Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
Reply
06-08-2015, 08:02 AM
Post: #2565
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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This guy wanders in, making his apparently customary entrance scene by stumbling horns-first into the door with a thunk, causing quite a large crack to appear in the glass as well as him tumbling about for a moment. After regaining his bearings, he rubs his eyes before entering the cafe, oblivious to any onlookers he may have gained by this point. He eventually chooses an empty table to sit down at, tactlessly uncaptchaloguing a very large tome that nearly tips the entire table over as it slams down. He then begins to read it.
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Also this creepy fuck is here now. When did she hop in? Who knows. She's sizing up everyone in the cafe apparently. Well, whatever. What's new.

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06-08-2015, 08:19 AM
Post: #2566
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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In comes this mountain of a Troll after a long absence. Teufol lumbered into the Café, his footsteps naturally sounding like stomping as he casually walked to a nearby table and took out some metallic scraps and tools, then started to fidget with them.

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Uranio entered soon after and was surprised to see Kinasu was already there. It had been some time since they spoke. Okay, now was his chance...

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He approached the Sea Dweller, and sat at the same table/booth as her, sitting across. Without even asking! How rude!

Well, well. If it isn't the Fish Bitch. It's been a while, huh?
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06-08-2015, 08:26 AM
Post: #2567
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Woah, that guy sure was huge! What was he doing with those tools? The dude spares no time whatsoever in getting up from his seat to go find out. Making sure to captchalogue his tome first, he walks over to the spot that massive hooded troll has chosen and settles himself in.

hey. what are all those <li<k tools for?

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Kinasu bangs her fist on the table excitedly.

Uraanio! My word, it certaain/y HAAS been! Whaat ever haave you been doing with your aawfu/ /ife since I spaared it?

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06-08-2015, 08:32 AM
Post: #2568
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Teufol stopped what he was doing to look at the Jade Blood. Well, he wasn't used to this sort of thing. Though he supposed some conversation wouldn't be too bad.

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I am building some machinery. I enjoy doing it as a hobby. Why, do you have interest in this sort of field as well?

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Uranio scoffed and leaned back in his chair casually, doing his best to ignore the annoying banging.

Nuthing has really changed. Hunting, cleaning up my Lusus' skin, that sort of thing. Whut about you?

He would quickly throw up his hands in fake excitement.

No, let me guess! Have you been an obnoxious psycho Fish Face and bugging those lowur than you?
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06-08-2015, 08:40 AM
Post: #2569
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He shifted in his place and ogled the machinery Teufol was tooling, squinting as he worked.

<li<k don't know, never got the <han<e to <li<k mess about with it myself. i must admit i am <li<k surprised to find one of your <li<k <li<k stature and blood engaging in su<h a<tivities. <li<k no offense intended <li<k. it is hard to tell be<ause you obs<ure it with a hood <li<k but are those the paints of the subjugglators <li<k i see upon your fa<e?

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Wow!!! You guessed correct! Good for you, you seem to haave gaained some IQ points since we /aast taa/ked!
So whaat is up?

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06-08-2015, 08:47 AM
Post: #2570
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Teufol would continue to work, looking down at the machinery as he talked.

I do not take offense to that. And it is never too late to start on something like this if you have the interest in trying. As for my face paint, I modeled it after my Ancestor, who was the Chieftain of an ancient tribe. The ways of the Subjugglators does not appeal to me, though I do not hate them by proxy.

As he spoke, the mess of metal parts would seem to start coming together to form a spider-like creation.

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He rolled his eyes.

That's funny coming from you, since you're the obnoxious childish one of us.

He paused slightly before answering her question.

Due I need a reason to talk to my least favorite Fish Bitch? Oh, that hurts. It's like you dun't wunt me around.

The last two sentences were absolutely dripping with sarcasm.
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06-08-2015, 08:55 AM
Post: #2571
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He finally brought his eyes up.

for me it would be. i <li<k <an only devote so much of my time to <li<k <li<k idle a<tivities.
so then it be<omes <li<k apparent that you are in touch with your <li<k an<estor. this is relatively <ommon among non-subjugglator highbloods. how <li<k much do you know about him?


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She shrugs in a carefree style, leaning back in her chair to stretch out her arms.

I dunno, deaar. Usuaa//y you caannot be bothered to aapproaach me yourse/f. Whaat ever is on your mind~?

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06-08-2015, 09:01 AM
Post: #2572
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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I suppose that is fair. What are you doing that will not allow idle activities? Yes, I suppose it is. I know quite a bit about him, he left behind a lot of information about himself. How about you? Do you know anything about your Ancestor?

Now Teufol would have a small spider-bot in front of him. He would press the switch and watch as it scurried about on the table.

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Uranio shifted a bit in his seat.

Well, that's because I wus usually in here furst, of course. And maybe I just wunna talk to you, is that so wrong?

Quit beating about the bush, Uranio!
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06-08-2015, 09:11 AM
Post: #2573
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He watches the spider bot scuttle about humorlessly.

dealing <li<k with my <li<k <ustodian. it requires <li<k near-<onstant alertness <li<k <li<k on my part. which is only <li<k fair i suppose. i <ould do with more alertness, perhaps.
i do know <li<k <li<k quite a lot about my an<estor. when i am older, i will <li<k <li<k <ontinue his lega<y. it is not an easy task, but <li<k someone will have to do so, and who <li<k better than his own des<endant?
but let's go back <li<k to talking about yours. you say that <li<k he left behind a lot of things for you to <li<k dis<over. but was there ever something <li<k <li<k you wished to know about that he did not detail? <li<k perhaps he was hiding something, or <li<k maybe something extraordinary <li<k o<<ured to him. but the <li<k question is... what do you really want to know?


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She gestures at him impatiently.

Okaay, sure, but about whaat??

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06-08-2015, 09:15 AM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2015 09:16 AM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #2574
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Teufol paused, thinking intently and pressing the switch on his bot again, turning it off.

Are you telling me you could find information on my Ancestor that even I do not know? Where would you get this information anyway? Σither way, why do you care about these details of my Ancestor?

Despite the accusing questions, Teufol did not sound angry or upset. He sounded...void of any feeling like usual.

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Uranio shrugged.

Well...I suppose I dun't know too much about you, now due I? Like, whut is your Lusus like? And aside from tormenting those weakur than you, whut do you do to entertain yourself?

He leaned forward in his chair, seeming genuinely interesting in this subject.
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06-08-2015, 09:19 AM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2015 09:19 AM by phantomEclipse.)
Post: #2575
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Slams fist on Yarrex's Table really loudly a single time

"Excellent! Now THIS, is what I like to see in a communal area!"

The butler-bot comes back and leaves the rare-ish steak on the table for Remose and also leaves a set of silverware.

"Ooh, even better." He sits down across from Yarrex and begins neatly cutting the meat.

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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06-08-2015, 09:28 AM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2015 09:28 AM by ZeronFX.)
Post: #2576
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Rather than answer any of his questions, the male jadeblood simply remarked allow me to <onsult the proper reading material. He then uncaptchalogued another startlingly large tome, which then fell gracelessly to the surface beneath, smashing anything that may have been in its downward path to pieces under its considerable girth and making a loud WHAM noise. He then rapidly flips pages with hands unexpectedly deft than his clumsy, sleepy disposition would suggest.

...huh. your sign, your <aste, your blood... <li<k. the chieftain, yes?

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My /usus is a fri//ed shark! So deaad/y, so coo/! I aa/so co//ect a coup/e of things aand waatch coo/ movies! Why do you caare aa// of the sudden?

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06-08-2015, 09:38 AM
Post: #2577
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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well, there goes the spider. Oh well, he could always make more...After the Jade Blood finished speaking, Teufol paused before answering.

Yes, that is correct. What is that book? Something to do with your ancestor?

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I can see the resemblance. Uranio said as he eyed Kinasu's teeth.

And yeah, I know bones. Anything less disgustingly creepy? And maybe I wunt to know more about you, is that a crime?
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06-08-2015, 09:49 AM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2015 09:49 AM by ZeronFX.)
Post: #2578
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Further ignoring Teufol's questioning, the jadeblood peered down into his tome, indexing different words as he pared information at a rapid pace.

<li<k hmm... as title suggests, led a tribe of trolls... tribe had no need of weapons. <li<k preferred to kill foes with sheer strength and skill. ex<eptional <li<k <li<k brutality even for trolls noted. most powerful. wise and <li<k fair leader. hmm, yes. i <an <li<k definitely see resemblen<es in do<umented apprean<e and behavior. <li<k. yes.

Finally, he looked up from his text.

i'm sorry, did i miss your question about your <li<k an<estor?

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Treaasures, when I caan find them! AAnd I suppose not. Knowing one's superiors is good haabit~

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06-08-2015, 09:53 AM
Post: #2579
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Teufol again paused before answering. Just who was this Troll before him? How did he know about his Ancestor?

Yes, that is all exactly right. How is it you know all of this? What is the origin of that book you have? I have never heard of another Troll knowing so much of any other's Ancestor.

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Uranio scoffed.

The day I admit you're my superior is the day the sun freezes ovur. He leaned forward more.

It's nuthing like that. I dun't see you as bettur than me, Fish Bitch.
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06-08-2015, 10:15 AM
Post: #2580
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He shrugs.

it <li<k is simply <li<k <li<k my lega<y. it is what my an<estor oversaw, and what i <li<k will do after him.

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You shou/d reaa//y /eaarn to staart! Better to see the /ight thaan to drown in the daark~!

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06-08-2015, 11:01 AM
Post: #2581
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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I take it this means your Ancestor collected information on other Trolls?

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Uranio rolled his eyes once more.

Was that a subtle threat? You dun't scare me, I know you wun't kill me, Fish Bitch. He said with utmost confidence.
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06-08-2015, 11:17 AM
Post: #2582
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He nods lazily.

that is <ertainly a way of <li<k putting it, among many other things. he left portions <li<k of his knowledge for me to find. i have not found all <li<k just yet, but for now this is my task.

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Who saays? The night is sti// young~

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06-08-2015, 11:24 AM
Post: #2583
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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I see. That is rather unusual. I have never heard of anything like that. In most cases I have seen, Ancestors of your Blood Color tend not to leave so much information. How large is this collection of information of yours?

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Uranio sighed. Okay, he had to stop beating around the bush.

Okay, listen Kinasu. There really wus I reason I came ovur to talk to you. A light blush started to appear in Uranio's face.
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06-08-2015, 11:51 AM
Post: #2584
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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larger <li<k than any one troll could ever <li<k <li<k a<<rue. there is a<tually very little <li<k information <li<k based on him. i theorize he had a legion of followers, <li<k "gatherers" if you will.

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Kinasu rolled her eyes.

Yeaah, no shit! I've been trying to squeeze it out of you ever since you waa/ked in!

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06-08-2015, 11:57 AM
Post: #2585
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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That is rather intriguing, I do not think I've ever heard of anything like this before. What did he want to do with all of this information?

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Uranio snarled lightly. Shut up.

He took a deep breath, mentally preparing himself. I Hate you, Kinasu. I fucking Hate you. I keep thinking about you though, and I want to keep Hating you. I...guess whut I'm trying to say is that I'm Black for you, you Fish Bitch.
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06-08-2015, 12:33 PM
Post: #2586
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He shook his head, finally captchaloguing the tome and staring vacantly down at the table in its absence.

i do not <li<k know. it is not for me to say. maybe he had some <li<k underling purpose. <li<k <li<k maybe not. but it is <ertainly a wealth of information, one <li<k way or the other. but it is what i have to do i think. <li<k.

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Kinasu's grin was wiped clean off her face as a wave of fuchsia rolled onto it.

...Oh. We//, ...hm.

She raised a hand to her face, looking around a little. Whatever it was, she wasn't really expecting this?

I... I don't, uh...
...No waait...
...Look, you're reaa//y an aawfu// guy. I just... err...


Oh man, this is really awkward. They're both blushing up a storm at this point.

I... haaven't reaa//y...
given thaat... much thought?
No waait, that's a /ie... /ike, it's not thaat I haaven't thought aabout it, I just don't reaa//y... know whaat to do now...
.../ike now thaat we both know aare we just /ike, BAAM! Kismeses, or whaat?


She laughs to try to blow off steam. Anything to make this less awkward.
It doesn't work.

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06-08-2015, 12:40 PM
Post: #2587
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Teufol would start sifting through the pieces of his spider-bot, seeing which ones were still usable or not.

That is rather strange, though I suppose one's hobbies are their own business and they get something out of that others cannot understand. Is the lives of other Trolls all he wrote about?

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Oh geez, Uranio was hoping Kinasu would at least play this off well and help relieve the awkwardness of the situation. No such luck it seems.

He shifted around in his seat a bit, the blush on his face getting more severe. Well...I mean, when you thought about it, did you think you were Black back? I mean...if you feel that way, I dunno why we couldn't be Kismeses, you know? He felt himself unable to look Kinasu in the eye, and instead stared at the table.
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06-08-2015, 04:35 PM (This post was last modified: 06-08-2015 05:36 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2588
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie turns around at the trolls entering to see who's in, but seems uninterested in them.

"Oh, it's jUst a bUnch of highbloods. Boring! Besides, pirate life is more fUn. Shame yoU lost yoUr old figUre, bUt hey, some people jUst stop growing Up and start growing oUt~. Right, Mr. ShUtter Shades?"

She giggles a bit.

"Hey, look over there!" Callie motions to the purpleblood and seadweller sitting behind her without turning to look. "Romance in bloom~. Maybe we'll get to see those hatebirds kiss~?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-08-2015, 11:53 PM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2015 10:50 AM by Overlard.)
Post: #2589
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Yarrex failed to react to the fist being slammed onto the table exactly one time. Well, he did adjust his glasses slightly and almost immediately kick the table pretty harshly, but that's not a reaction right. "(Hm? Romanc-?" he asked, sounding faintly surprised.

He easily glanced over the top of Callie's head at the pair.

"(If I had a blog, I would probably r-cord this to n-v-r pos+ i+ +h-r- du- +o how awkward i+ is. Hold on.)"

He promptly placed his freshly eaten from plate, silverware, a bunch of napkins, and a salt and pepper shaker into his sylladex. In return, out fell a slightly used, vintage camcorder. He opened the thing up, shook it a few times, then turned it on.

"(P-rf-c+, now I can hav- -asy acc-ss +o Gr-ymail ma+-rial. I could call i+ blackmail, bu+, you know. W-ird conno+a+ions. Also, v-ry nic- making fun of +h- man's w-igh+. Your insults, simply sublim-,)" he concluded, pointing his camcorder all around the cafe, recording everythiiiiiiiiiing!

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Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
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06-09-2015, 05:00 AM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2015 05:14 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2590
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie is similarly unaffected by the table slam and waves off the comment about her insult, moving slightly out of the way of the camera.

"Thanks! I jUst work with what yoU give me~. And greymail soUnds jUst as weird as blackmail! YoU shoUld call it extortion instead, it makes yoU soUnd more professional and serioUs.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-09-2015, 11:17 AM
Post: #2591
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He snorted, pointing the camera right at her. "(+ha+ is jus+ off-nsiv-. I am n-v-r -v-r prof-ssional, or s-rious,)" he said, very seriously as he moved the camera from Callie to the bickering highbloods in the room as discretely as possible. Sweet, sweet extortion-mail.

"(And if you ar- working wi+h wha+ I giv- you, w-'ll r-ally hav- +o g-+ you a mirror so you can go in+o ov-rdriv-. Hm. +oo cru-l? -h, trauma builds charac+-r.)"

Yarrex: Champion of character building.

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Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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06-09-2015, 12:00 PM
Post: #2592
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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<li<k he wrote about lierally all things <li<k to exist within his lifetime and <li<k many sweeps before it.

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After a long time of being very interested in her silverware, Kinasu finally looks up at Uranio, a blank, albeit tinged pink, face donned.

...We//, why don't we give it aa shot?

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06-09-2015, 12:05 PM
Post: #2593
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Darn, most of the pieces were unusable. Oh well. Teufol placed all of the metal in his Sylladex anyway. He'd find something to do with them.

That sounds like quite the exhausting task. Why did he do something like this? Did he have an end goal in mind?

Teufol wasn't so sure what triggered this interest in this small Troll's Ancestor. Could be because he knew about his own Ancestor, or maybe it was the oddity of the whole thing.

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Despite what the sprite shows, Uranio gave a tiny smile to Kinasu, looking her in the eye, and nodded.

That...That sounds great, Kinasu. Though, I'm not sure whut we due right off the bat, I've nevur been in this situation before.

He thought for a moment. Wunna come to my hive and...talk or sumething? He asked with a slight shrug.
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06-09-2015, 12:30 PM
Post: #2594
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The troll merely shrugged.

<li<k <li<k i dunno. maybe it was interesting to him, like it was <li<k to me. in any <ase i will be taking his place.

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She grinned.

Thaat sounds aawfu/~! But going to my hive wou/d ki// you. So /et's go to yours insteaad!

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06-09-2015, 12:34 PM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2015 12:50 PM by Yaridovich23.)
Post: #2595
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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I see. In either case, I wish you luck with that. Interesting talk, but I must be going.

And so, the huge Troll stood up and made his way towards the exit.

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Uranio managed to compose himself, rolling his eyes at his new Kismesis.

Yeah, I assumed you lived underwatur. Let's just get out of here, Fish Bitch. With that, he stood up and made his way out of the Café, assuming Kinasu would follow behind him.
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06-09-2015, 12:48 PM
Post: #2596
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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beware, bearer of the sigma, for your pride may be your downfall. be sure to never... <li<k oh.

Looks like he left while you were absorbed in thought, dude. Never even exchanged names. He continued to stare vacantly in Teufol's direction as he left, and for several more moments afterwards.

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She eagerly followed him out. How exciting!

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06-09-2015, 05:00 PM (This post was last modified: 06-09-2015 05:18 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2597
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie shrugs.

"Go for it! I can't wait to see what sort of horrible monstrosity my reflection's become by now. Last time I checked, I looked like a mix between my moirail and oUr long term hivegUest."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-10-2015, 12:32 AM
Post: #2598
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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One of Yarrex's eyebrows just barely nudged forward. Then he looked down at his cam-corder and sighed. "(Dra+. I forgo+ +o pu+ in ba++-ri-s,)" he lamented, dropping the useless junk onto the table. The battery compartment popped open, and, indeed, there were no sticks of power.

"(I am pr-++y sur- wha+ you jus+ said would b- fairly cr--py if I pu+ any amoun+ of +hough+ in+o i+. Ins+-ad, I hav- +o ask, why ar- you k--ping som-on- prison-r in your hiv- and ar- +rying +o call +h-m a gu-s+?)" he asked, folding his hands neatly in front of himself, very professionally. "(W- ar- all kids h-r-, +h-r- is no n--d +o f--l asham-d. I m-an, I do no+ do +ha+ kind of +hing bu+ I b-+ i+ is all +h- rag- wi+h young-r folks nowanigh+s.)"

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Silvy Wrote:(my mouth is made of money because every joke i tell is pure gold)
Ocfos Wrote:[3:58:25 PM] Ocfos: Yes it is.
[4:02:07 PM] Ocfos: Breeding solve everything.
[4:02:15 PM] Ocfos: Just look at Africa.
[4:02:25 PM] Ocfos: Need help feeding the children? Get more.
[4:02:46 PM] Ocfos: Tell them to feed them.
[4:03:20 PM] Ocfos: And then you hvve a regurgilating suorce of energy
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06-10-2015, 05:42 AM (This post was last modified: 06-10-2015 06:05 AM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2599
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"It's not my hive, silly! It's my moirail's! And besides! We're jUst keeping a friend safe while he recovers from a very bad sickness. Who knows what woUld happen if we didn't keep him locked Up safe and make sUre he takes his medication? Well, aside from Utter chaos I mean."

That doesn't exactly sound better...but it seems like it does. Yeah, that's definitely a satisfactory answer. Probably not worth pursuing further at all. ((That's a sign of her using her power btw, though Yarrex is free to resist if he can))

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-10-2015, 09:13 PM
Post: #2600
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Having sat there eating, and listening for quite some time, Remose places his napkin and utensils on the plate and quietly exits the cafe

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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