Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
06-29-2015, 06:10 PM
Post: #2651
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He rolls his eyes, frowning again.

≈ whatever, it doesn't matter, it's nothing. i was asking about what exactly it was you did to earn you the metal appendages.

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06-29-2015, 06:19 PM
Post: #2652
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She shrugs.

"oh. 7heres a reason i s7o99ed 9layin flar9 an 7ha7 is 7he one."

Karzti looks down for a minute as the servebot slides a plate of salad in front of her as well as a glass of grape soda.

"well uh...ce97 fer 7h le6s. don7 wanna 7alk 8ou7 7ha7."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-29-2015, 06:25 PM
Post: #2653
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He eyes her beverage of choice.

≈ i see. flarping, hmm? the concept always seemed dumb to me. you fight people, but in costume? also roll dice and fill out papers? why. you could just go outside and pick a fight. more accessible, more reward. then again this is coming from someone who has no firsthand experience due to inhibiting circumstances.

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06-29-2015, 06:32 PM
Post: #2654
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The door opens to the cafe, and in walks this guy with his skateboard in hand. He walks to a booth on the side of the cafe and slouches into it.
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06-29-2015, 06:34 PM (This post was last modified: 06-29-2015 06:39 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2655
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She folds her arms.

"yeah i7s 9re77y fun. ya 6e7 7o ac7ually fi6h7 mons7ers an 6e7 real 7reasure an wea9ons an shi7 i7s jus7 7ha7 some 9eo9le are fuckin assholes a8ou7 i7. course 7ha7s 7he same if ya 6o ou7 an 9ick a fi6h7 8u7 7hen a6ain a fuckin s7ree7fi6h7 ain7 6o7 no rules 7o kee9 7hins even does i7? 8u7 ya wouldn7 know a8ou7 7ha7."

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...The sound of the door's bell ringing awakens the beast. Or...just this weird girl. Who's been just kinda sitting in place staring at the wall and apparently sleeping with her eyes open for like...a week or two now.

She blinks.

"...Wow. This place's been empty for more than two weeks, how do they stay in bUsiness?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-29-2015, 06:42 PM
Post: #2656
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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≈ i have approximate knowledge of many things, those not being some of them, you are correct. so flarping has rules that street fights do not? if you are in danger of losing limbs, how important really are these rules?

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06-29-2015, 06:51 PM
Post: #2657
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"duh i7s an or6anized fuckin 6ame even if yer in real dan6er when ya 9lay. also some assholes 8reak 7he rules an 7heyre 7he fuckers who ruin 7ha7 shi7 fer everyone else. also s7ree7 fi6h7s have no fuckin rules dum8ass 7ha7s why 7heyre fuckin s7ree7 fi6h7s."

She shakes her head in disapproval. What kind of person doesn't even know that?

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-29-2015, 06:56 PM
Post: #2658
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Nullam hears someone talk about this place staying open. He finds the source of the sound to be a redblood. He stands up, puts his board on the ground and stands on it. Then slowly drifts over saying.

"Whoa brah, I was like, totally surprised that this place was open myself, ya'know I don't even like, remember the last time I came here, but brah it was totally empty too. Know what I'm sayin? \000/"
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06-29-2015, 07:15 PM
Post: #2659
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Is that...a stoner? Seriously?

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...You're gonna have fun screwing around with him.

She smiles widely and stares intensely at the troll who approached her. Not even blinking.

"I definitely don't not know what yoU're talking aboUt is the answer yoU're asking me to give. BUt are yoU really sUre it wasn't fUll the last time yoU weren't here in this little cafe?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-29-2015, 07:17 PM (This post was last modified: 06-29-2015 07:18 PM by Overnightfuture.)
Post: #2660
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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...what...

"Yo like that doesn't even... But you aren't making any... what?\000/"

He's clearly taking a second to process all that.
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06-29-2015, 07:25 PM
Post: #2661
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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It's like her gaze is slowly zooming in on him. Mainly because she's really, really slowly inching her face and that unblinking stare closer to his.

"SUre I'm making any what! If I doesn't even bUt then that means I'm saying nothing at all, didn't it? Keep spinning those gears, friend person."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-29-2015, 07:28 PM
Post: #2662
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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The gears are still definitely spinning.

"No what, stop you're not, you're contradicting, what are you, stop, bruh, stop.\000/
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06-29-2015, 07:35 PM (This post was last modified: 06-29-2015 07:35 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2663
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Still slowly inching her face toward this guy.

"How can I stop when it's not even going? Ahaha, I'm not yoUr brUh, wheelboard gUy. I'm a girl! Call me sis. Sish. Shish? Shish kebab. Call me Shishe Kebabe. The 'e's are silent."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

---

[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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06-29-2015, 07:41 PM
Post: #2664
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Nullam raises his hands infront of himself saying

"Yo like act cool shish, we cool right shish, stop please, just stop. \000/

when suddenly.

-SLIP-

His skateboard goes forwards and he goes backwards.

"Ouch fuck!\000/"
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06-29-2015, 07:48 PM
Post: #2665
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She pauses and gets up off her stool in order to pick up the skateboard and places it on the bar. And then she leans over the fallen troll, making sure to get reeeeeeeeal close to his face.

"I have no idea what yoU jUst tried to say, friend person wheelboard gUy, bUt it's 'Shishe' not 'Shish'. Come on. Are yoU concUssed? Did yoU hit yoUr head? Can I have some of yoUr olfactory nUb hairs?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-29-2015, 07:55 PM
Post: #2666
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Sis, shish, whatever, why are you so close yo, can we stop this sis, this ain't fun! \000/"

He isn't exactly moving away though.
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06-29-2015, 07:57 PM (This post was last modified: 06-29-2015 08:03 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2667
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She doesn't move. She just stares intensely into the troll's nose.

"What's not fUn? I'm admiring the enchanted forest inside yoUr nostrils. It's enthralling."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-29-2015, 08:04 PM
Post: #2668
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"What're you on about brah? My nose? What? \000/"

He stares down on his own nose and then sneezes. Gross.
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06-29-2015, 08:19 PM
Post: #2669
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She doesn't even blink as she gets blasted in the face with snot and spit. She just gets back up and pulls what appears to be a squirrel out of her sweatshirt's pockets.

She then snaps its neck without so much as blinking at the suddenness and violence of the action. Nope, she just smiles the whole time.

A small vial pops out of a captchalogue card and she wipes off the snot and stores it in said vial before re-captchaing it.

"What? Didn't I say yoU're sUpposed to call me Shishe Kebabe?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-29-2015, 08:26 PM
Post: #2670
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: NullamExtramV10OpenMouth_zpsef76b4a5.png]

Now he's starting to try and crawl backwards

"Nope, done, you're, what, I don't even brah. \000/"
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06-29-2015, 08:43 PM
Post: #2671
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Oh, that? That was jUst a doll I Use to activate my modUs. See?"

She then rips off the squirrel's head and a great deal of what appears to be red blood and cotton bits pour out. Like a mountain of bloody cotton just...dumps out onto the floor. Definitely far more than should be physically possible to store inside the head of a stuffed squirrel.

"Also it's fUll of cotton candy!"

She takes a handful of bloody cotton and then...eats it.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

---

[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
06-30-2015, 10:51 AM
Post: #2672
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: NullamExtramV10OpenMouth_zpsef76b4a5.png]

He seems a little unfazed over the "doll"

"Yo like, I guess at least that makes some sense yeah? \000/"
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06-30-2015, 03:43 PM
Post: #2673
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He holds up his hands defensively, sneering a little. This broad, he swears.

≈ i was merely confirming what i already know. you can stop pretending to be dense any time you like. maybe i should rephrase? if both carry equal danger, what is the point of flarping.

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07-01-2015, 04:05 PM
Post: #2674
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"uh. i said ya 607 fuckin 7reasure an wea9ons an shi7. ya don7 6e7 7ha7 fer 9ickin fi6h7s. unless ya 8ea7 u9 a seadweller 8u7 7ha7 ones no7 a 9lace ya wanna 6e7 in7o 7hose fuckers 6e7 a lil fuckin vindic7ive if ya kick 7heir asses."

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"I don't follow what yoUr definition of sense is bUt yoU shoUld eat Up before the cotton candy melts."

It is not melting. It is simply lying there on the floor in a pile high enough to reach their knees.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 04:11 PM
Post: #2675
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He perks up.

≈ you sound like you speak from experience. is this how you lost possession of your limbs and eye?

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07-01-2015, 04:21 PM
Post: #2676
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She crosses her arms.

"...i. i fuckin 7old ya 7ha7 shi7 already i7s how we 6o7 in7o 7his fuckin line a conversa7ion. yer jus7 7ryin 7o 6e7 7o me ain7 ya? well i7 ain7 ha99enin. no9e. no7 6onna hi7 ya. 9romised myself i wouldn7 6e7 in7o any fuckin fi6h7s 7oni6h7. no7 le77in ya 6e7 7o me."

...Seems more or less like she's trying to remind herself not to get mad by the end.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 04:31 PM
Post: #2677
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He flits his hand a little bit as if he's batting away her previous statements.

≈ okay that's cool, whatever you need to tell yourself i guess. here's what i'm actually after though, since you still don't seem to get it. i want the story of how it went down. and possibly how you came into possession of such replacements, if you feel so inclined.

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07-01-2015, 04:37 PM
Post: #2678
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She shakes her head.

"uh...i faced off wi7 a 9sycho 8i7ch an she kicked my ass and 7ried 7o fuckin kill me. i 6o7 away sans arm an eye. 7hen my rail hooked me u9 wi7 7h medical shi7 an some swee7 re9lacemen7 9ar7s. 7ha7s i7."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 04:46 PM
Post: #2679
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He nods.

≈ sure. substantially lamer than i was expecting, but alright. would you say you enjoy these new parts better? you did refer to them as sweet after all.

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07-01-2015, 04:54 PM
Post: #2680
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"i dunno! fuck ok i don7 like relivin 7ha7 shi7 i7s 7h sor7a 7hin 7ha7 fuckin s7icks wi7 ya an ya 7ry 7o fuckin for6e7 i7 8u7 7hen i7 fuckin haun7s yer ni6h7mares! so yeah im no7 6onna make myself 6o 7hrou6h 7ha7 fuckin shi7. as fer 7h 9ar7s...i dunno. i7s 8een a lon6 7ime since i had 7wo fleshy arms an i learned how 7o use 7his one jus7 as 6ood. also i can 9unch holes in 8rick walls. 7ha7s 9 fuckin cool."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 05:02 PM
Post: #2681
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He shakes his head and waves his hand in front of him in a stop motion.

"Naw brah I'll have to call off on that yo, I might cramp up on my next line I try to pull yeah? \000/"
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07-01-2015, 05:07 PM
Post: #2682
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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≈ okay that is pretty cool.

He tilts his head quizzically.

≈ you seem remarkably more agitated than when we began. or at least in a different way. it seems recalling this particular experience is detrimental to your mood. why is that? was the fight not an exhilarating experience? you seem to have ended up better for it.

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07-01-2015, 05:10 PM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2015 05:21 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2683
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Callie narrows her eyes slightly, glaring at the troll in front of her. Well, she's still smiling but...

"YoU're less fUn now. Talk sense or I'll tUrn yoU into a pUppet for my amUsement."

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Karzti seems to rapidly lose her cool at this line of questioning.

"You 7ry havin fun when a 9sycho7ic fuckin luna7ic is jammin yer own wea9on in7o yer eye an ri99in yer fuckin arm off!! i7 ain7 fun! i7s 7errifyin6! i 7hou6h7 i was 6oin6 7o fuckin6 die ok?! i-i-"

She stops and gets up.

"excuse me for a momen7."

She walks into the bathroom.

A remarkably loud scream can be heard, as well as what sounds like a large metal object being slammed through the walls.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 05:25 PM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2015 05:27 PM by ZeronFX.)
Post: #2684
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Dionae is very noticeably jarred by the experience as she comes back, his eyes wide and is mouth slightly agape.

≈ you had that in you the whole time? my god. could have fooled me. and to think there was apparently someone even more volatile.

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07-01-2015, 05:34 PM
Post: #2685
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Karzti shakes out her metal hand, a few new scratches and paint chips noticeably having been added to it as she walks back. Her face is also somewhat wet, apparently she splashed some water in it while she was in there.

"yeah well...some 7rolls ain7 7ryin 7o kee9 a handle on 7heir fuckin an6er issues an i don7 wanna deal haf7a 6e7 fixed u9 a6ain from ano7her fi6h7 so im 7ryin 7o s7ay away from 7h shi7 7ha7 9isses me off. comin here was a 8ad idea o8viously."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 05:43 PM
Post: #2686
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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≈ so this is about trying to avoid a fight?

Dionae shakes his head in disappointment once again.

≈ you continue to baffle me.

He then downs the rest of his soda and tosses the can into a captchalogue card. Bringing up a hand to point at Karzti, he continues:

≈ i guess i just can't empathize with where you're coming from. i mean, this is alternia. the planet we're on does not allow for this sort of behavior. sure, you got damaged, but you came out alive. it's just what happens on the planet. how our lives are run. fighting's in our blood, no matter the color. fight ptsd has got to be one of the deadliest diseases i've ever heard of. how do you manage?

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07-01-2015, 05:54 PM
Post: #2687
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She facepalms.

"wha7? no you idio7 i jus7 don7 wan7 7o fuckin fi6h7 7oni6h7. i mean shi7 a 9erson can wan7 7o 6o one fuckin ni6h7 w/o dealin wi7 a fuckin s7a8 wound can7 she?! holy shi7 yer s7u9id. 7ha7 an ya wouldn7 las7 a fuckin 9unch i7 wouldn7 even 8e fuckin fun."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 06:06 PM
Post: #2688
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He waves his hands like nononono.

≈ let us not pretend i was implying i had any intention of fighting someone several rungs higher on the physical condition echeladder than i. i noticed we were getting dangerously close to doing so. that would mean i was a moron, which is not something i am.

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07-01-2015, 06:26 PM
Post: #2689
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She just re-crosses her arms.

"yeah suuuure. ya walk u9 7o a fuckin hi6h8lood wi7 7h in7en7 a 9issin her off an 7hen ya 7alk all a8ou7 fi6h7in as if yer reeeeal fuckin curious 8ou7 7ha7 shi7. ya 7hou6h7 ya could 7ake i7 8u7 yer a fuckin wuss an i scared ya off w/o even 7RYIN. shi7 if i was on my fuckin a 6ame 7oday? yeah youd 9rolly 8e ac7ually dead 8y acciden7al face colla9se."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 06:35 PM
Post: #2690
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: 1cFlfQG.png]

He scoffs.

≈ so you truly are as dumb as you look. well okay, maybe i am not giving you full credit. when i approached you, i wanted to see what a highblood was like. you seemed either likely to run blindly into a fight or be extraordinarily lame. tell me, would it surprise you if i told you i've never been injured by a single troll before?

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07-01-2015, 06:42 PM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2015 06:43 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2691
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: p60w6Q7.png]

She seems unfazed.

"no cuz ya admi77ed yer a lameass 6amer nerd who s9ends his 7ime in an icy rock all ni6h7 an day. im 9 sure im 7he firs7 9erson ya ever 7alked 7o face 7o face an frankly i could easily chan6e 7ha7 lil fac7 rn i mean i 9u7 a hole in a fuckin s7one wall i could slam ya wi7 7his 7a8le here 8efore ya could even 8link."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 06:45 PM
Post: #2692
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He rolls his eyes.

≈ i said never injured. i never said never fought. try not to jump to conclusions, it's embarrassing. also try not to be so hypocritical, it's unflattering and weans away the little credibility you have.

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07-01-2015, 06:52 PM
Post: #2693
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"i ain7 smar7 8u7 frankly i ain7 7he sor7a 9erson ya can fool 7oo easily ei7her. yer 7h sor7a 9erson who runs away from shi7 ain7 ya? ya jus7 like 7o make yerself seem 8i6 an ya wanna say ya never 8een hur7 8efore cuz i7 seems like yer 7ou6h. yer clearly no7. so can 7h shi7 an fuckin admi7 i7."

The table between them suddenly jumps up as if it's going for Dionae, and Karzti smirks a bit.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-01-2015, 07:11 PM
Post: #2694
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He's startled at the table, which then earns Karzti a gritted glare.

≈ yes, you not being smart is something we can both agree on. and what kind of dumb nerd does that? how would i get food for my plants by running away from everything? i don't claim to be tough. who the hell would brag about being tough? what is tough even. it's nothing. it's some dumb adjective morons use to describe when they're too dumb to avoid situations where they cannot be at the advantage. i'm simply claiming to not be one of those morons.

He stands up, dusting off his shirt and stretching a lot. Man, it feels like he's been sitting in the same place for days!

≈ well, this was certainly entertaining. if you feel the need to subject yourself to my brilliance or maybe submit a picture or two, my trolltag is vexingvegetation. later.

And then he just sort of leaves. Nice going, champ.

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07-01-2015, 07:18 PM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2015 07:18 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2695
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"...wai7 9lan7s?"

She blinks a few times, then finishes up her salad and walks out as well.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-03-2015, 04:24 PM
Post: #2696
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: NullamExtramV10OpenMouth_zpsef76b4a5.png]

Nullam looks confused.

"Yo brah I'm makin' more sense then you did ya'know? Do ya need me to repeat what I said though?\000/"
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07-03-2015, 04:57 PM
Post: #2697
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"I told yoU to call me Shishe Kababe, not 'brah'. Strike two~."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-04-2015, 05:16 PM
Post: #2698
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: NullamExtramV10OpenMouth_zpsef76b4a5.png]

"No wait what bruh It's just how I talk yo, like what's this about strikes? I only strike sick moves when I lay down long lines on the board ya digg?"
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07-04-2015, 05:18 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2015 05:18 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2699
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Oh really? Show me."

She picks up the board from the counter and hands it over.

In other news, for some ungodly reason that skateboard is the most terrifying fucking thing you have ever seen and it might want to eat you.

And so are all the exits.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-04-2015, 05:29 PM
Post: #2700
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
[Image: NullamExtramV10OpenMouth_zpsef76b4a5.png]

He looks at the board then does a small bit of a jump dropping it.

"DANG MAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT. LIKE WHOA THAT'S ALMOST LIKE WHEN I WATCHED RISE OF THE WRIGGLERS THREE. THAT SHIT WAS SO CASH HAD ME JUMPIN' EVERY SECOND YO! \000/"

The board rolls off to the side as he gets distracted talking about cheesy b grade movies.
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