Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
07-04-2015, 05:30 PM
Post: #2701
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She just stares at him the whole time.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-04-2015, 05:34 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2015 05:34 PM by Overnightfuture.)
Post: #2702
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He talks for around a minute about cheesy B grade horror films before he almost snaps back to reality.


"Yo brah like, do you like those movies? They're pretty cool, I tried filming a few with my lusus but it took a long time. It was pretty radical actually when it was all done. Oh well anyway yeah like how'd you do that yo that gave me teh real scares? \000/"
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07-04-2015, 05:36 PM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2015 05:36 PM by Dudemaster47.)
Post: #2703
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"I like sUrrealist art films. Sometimes cakes bleed when I cUt them."

There is a clear lack of a response to the second part of the question.

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

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[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

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[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

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[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-04-2015, 05:49 PM
Post: #2704
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He kind of lights up.

"Yooooo those are siiick brah, I once tried making one doing lines on my board yo. Turned out really cool\000/"
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07-04-2015, 05:50 PM
Post: #2705
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Did yoUr eye bloom into flowers as yoUr horror plank melted into the stratosphere?"

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

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[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

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07-04-2015, 05:53 PM
Post: #2706
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He shakes his head

"Naw brah I used my board with paint on the wheels. I ripped lines well drawing a pool. Then I cut to me ripping in the pool. \000/"
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07-04-2015, 05:54 PM
Post: #2707
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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She just nods, then nudges the skateboard with her foot towards him so it OH GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
07-04-2015, 06:02 PM
Post: #2708
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He doesn't notice the board untill it hits his foot. The he jumps super high in the air with an audible whoa.
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07-04-2015, 06:04 PM
Post: #2709
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"YoUr mind is like a moUnd of clay and it's almost no fUn messing with yoUr head. Almost."

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
07-04-2015, 06:25 PM
Post: #2710
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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How fast he looses focus on the board is kind of amazing.

"Woah hey you're messing with my head? Like brah that ain't too cool.\000/"
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07-04-2015, 06:27 PM
Post: #2711
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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"Whoops! Secret's oUt, yoU're kind of like my psychic plaything."

She waggles her fingers at him.

"Or yoU woUld be, bUt I'm bored and she's probably waiting for me to come home. Keeping people waiting is bad, yoU know!"

And then she just...leaves. Just like that.

And yet the skateboard and the exits all remain terrifying...

QUOTES!
[19:23:14] Overlard: my mouth is not a doily

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[2:42] Toots McButt: Ol wins
My dick in his butt
[2:43] Overlard: I've had worse.
[2:43] Toots McButt: You haven't had a seven foot long dick
[2:43] Overlard: That sounds like it should kill you

---

[1:39:01 PM] Neo: Like a great man once said:
[1:39:09 PM] Nory: my mom got matching dresses for me and her to wear

---

[2:53:44 AM] Dudemaster47: shaniqua stop it ur dragging ur polygamy in2 this chat
[2:53:44 AM] •The Silvster•: and my real life actual wife ™ is my friend asia
[2:53:47 AM] •The Silvster•: GOD
[2:53:50 AM] •The Silvster•: DONT CALL ME BY MY NAME
[2:53:52 AM] •The Silvster•: THATS AWKWARD

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[4:59:57 AM] Dudemaster47: tbh I’m p. sure my parents can’t wait to kick me out once I’ve finished college and somehow managed to put some money behind me
[5:00:28 AM] The Necromancer: atleast your wasted, DM

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[9:08:26 PM] Beren: ugh o'v en been tiered i'm sorr for not post ig if were waiting me silcypoo

---

[9:04 PM] Dudemaster47: yes im doing a sandwich at this very moment

---

[2:26:32 AM] Skvira: I play with myself for 5 minutes then kill you
[2:26:48 AM] Dudemaster47: that sounds serial killer-ish

Reply
07-15-2015, 01:20 PM
Post: #2712
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Theres a loud CRASH as the door to this dusty, empty cafe is slammed open, and the smallest troll you’ve ever laid eyes on comes storming through. He looks to be in a bad mood, but really, if anyone knew him, they’d probably say he was in a good mood. Too bad no one really knows him. He chooses one of the dustier tables near the front of the restaurant, and sits down at it, drawing stick figures in the dust.
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07-15-2015, 01:21 PM
Post: #2713
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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As Ublich enters the case a slight nostalgic tingle hits his spine and he takes a breath. “[|:| This place is bare, ah but look who it is.” Ublich mutters to himself taking sight of the lone brown blood. He looks rather strong Ublich thinks and approaches the brown blood. “[|:| Hello, peasant.” He says holding his hand out for Selvon to kiss.

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07-15-2015, 01:22 PM (This post was last modified: 07-15-2015 01:22 PM by Silvy.)
Post: #2714
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
Selvon looks at the extended hand for a few moments, squinting in obvious confusion. After a few moments, he does what seems only right.
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sick, dude. whachs up?

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07-15-2015, 01:22 PM
Post: #2715
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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“[|:| Your manners need work” Ublich says as he removes his hat. “[|:| Think fast!” He shouts as his hand reaches into his hat and flings hefty weights at the poor troll.

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07-15-2015, 01:23 PM
Post: #2716
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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Selvon catches the weights with ease, though stumbles back a little bit. “hey, whach che fuck was chach for?! give a chroll a lichle bich of warning, jeez

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07-15-2015, 01:23 PM (This post was last modified: 07-15-2015 01:24 PM by The Necromancer.)
Post: #2717
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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[|:| I need a strong troll! One of vim and vigor should I go on this adventure. One through my HAT you see.” Ublich reaches in and pull a dead hop beast from his hat “[color=”#2b0067”][|:| I have been pulling things out for so long, but now I finally found a way to go within theHAT and discover the other side![/color]” Ublich takes a moment to cackle menacingly “[|:| You seem to be fit enough to join me!

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Quote:[6:46:52 PM] Kinky Kaity.: jokes on you i am a snobby elitist cunt
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07-15-2015, 01:24 PM
Post: #2718
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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well, i mean, i am prechy schrong. you see chese muscles?” Selvon flexes, a proud look on his face. “i dunno abouch chach whole, dead hopbeasch ching, buch, you look like a dochor so you musch know whach you’re chalking abouch…” He pauses, still unsure. Should he go with this potentially crazy doctor?

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07-15-2015, 01:25 PM
Post: #2719
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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While Selvon answers, Ublich puts his hat upon the ground. “[|:| Close enough!” he yells as he shoves Selvon in the hat. Snickering, he steps into his own hat and lowers himself down.

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Quote:[6:46:52 PM] Kinky Kaity.: jokes on you i am a snobby elitist cunt
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10-07-2016, 02:29 PM (This post was last modified: 10-07-2016 02:30 PM by Overlard.)
Post: #2720
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
Many perigees have passed since the cafe last saw an entrance. The doors creakily get pushed open by a troll stumbling around in a gas mask. The world has fallen to chaos as reality unravelled around it. This troll had spent the last solar sweep trying to find the source of the reality disturbances, his survival training coming in handy at long last. They all laughed at him, but he would be their savior.

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"[At last! (O)m(O)]" the troll declared, staring down at the hat on the floor and grasping it with his noodly arms. This place had to be the source of the disturbances within reality. He had done extensive research that involved many hours of watching the new movie about fighting ghosts on repeat for literal nights on end. It contained all the clues that pointed to the end of the universe. Divini knew this. He knew it all now.

He grasped the hat, sensing the power within, and trembled. But he knew what he must do.

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He plonked that thing on his head and threw molotovs everywhere in this biptch. The two old lady drones in the corner caught fire first, then everything else did too. The spot where he had taken the hat from seemed to shift in and out of reality, warping into the void as the voices screamed inside Divini's head.

"[This evil be cleansed! Reality be saved! AY'A CTHULU, AY'A TR(O)LL BILL MURRAY! L(O)NG LIVE THE TR(O)LLS! (O)v(O)]" he shouted, throwing firebombs all over the place. He dashes out, hat safely on his head, knowing that the owner's help may be needed again someday. For it was not the hat's fault that reality was collapsing.

It was this cursed place.

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Fin.....

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10-28-2016, 07:34 AM
Post: #2721
RE: Trollslum Cafe: If At First You Don't Succeed..
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He laughs, and laughs, and laughs.

It’s too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. -Anton Szandor LaVey

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