Complete Traffic Jam Mafia (TOWN WIN)
03-10-2015, 07:25 PM (This post was last modified: 05-27-2015 09:23 AM by Gatr.)
Post: #1
Traffic Jam Mafia (TOWN WIN)
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Welcome to...

TRAFFIC JAM MAFIA

"...Yet another mafia game?"

Yep! But this isn't your ordinary mafia game. This is... role madness! What that means is that there are no vanillas. Also, closed setup. This is your chance to feel special, and do something at night! Exciting, right? Of course, this means that nights can get a bit chaotic, which I am more than prepared for. I have put all my effort into balancing the setup, with tremendous help from the great Palamedes and even Chocolate Pi himself. Still, I must inform interested players-to-be that there are some experimental roles in this game, also that it may not be super newbie-friendly. If you're still interested, then feel free to sign up!

And now, the story.

Oh no! You've been caught in a traffic jam! Look at all these other people in cars, buses, trucks, motorcycles, etc. THEY'RE ANGRY! Why are they angry? Can't we all just be patient?

NOPE.

The god of Traffic, Getofftheroad, has descended upon you. He demands sacrifices. After all, one less car off the road means more distance for you to travel, right? BUT. There is a condition...! There are people among you who have CAUSED this traffic jam! The only way to move on is to throw them all off the road! If you don't you will be DOOMED to eternal traffic jam!

Peace out, he says. He then gets on a fiery motorcycle, and rides off into the sky, flipping you all off.

So... Who are you people?

1. dichotomousCreator - Big Boss - Mafia Determined Killer - Killed N2
2. amosmyn - Hesitant Hector - Mafia Indecisive Killer - Lynched D2
3. ika Druplesnubb
4. SupahKiven phantomEclipse - School Bus - Town Busdriver - Killed N3
5. Acionyx
6. anacreon - Cool Sports Car - Town Nexus - Lynched D4
7. speedchuck - Limousine - Town Chauffeur - Lynched D5
8. Carnegie - Ice Cream Truck - Town Inventor - Killed N3
9. Mirdini
10. Mecha_Goomba OzTheWizard - Smooth Joe - Mafia Rolecop - Lynched D1
11. Coldblooded - Ambulance - Town CPR Doctor - Killed N4
12. yd12k - Armored Van - Town Jailer - Killed N1
13. beruru - Tricky T - Mafia Piercing Killer - Lynched D3
14. Sotek - News Van - Town Reporter - Killed N1
15. reaverb TehPilot
16. yuiop

(replacements)
1. GenetiXientist
2.

RULES HERE (stolen from phantomEclipse, who stole them from icanhasdonut, who stole them from Mister Visceral, who stole them from TehPilot)
1. Massclaims (Large numbers of players revealing their roles at once) is highly unadvised. Such claims will likely not help, and it tends to suck all the fun out of the game. Really bad instances of this will result in horrific punishments which can instill fear into even the most stalwart of hearts. Don't massclaim okay.
2. Flavorclaiming will not save you and is also discouraged because meta.
3. Days will be 120 hours long (5 days) (with the exception of the first day, which will be 6 days) and nights will be 48 hours long (2 days). Extensions may be granted in specific scenarios. Even if the day has not been announced over, DO NOT POST PAST DEADLINE. The state at deadline is the state at which the day ends.
4. When casting lynch votes, please bold or color your votes. Hell, do both.
5. All player-to-moderator communication should be done through provided Quicktopics, which are controlled discussions.
6. Don't copy/paste from Quicktopics, this threatens game stability and may be treated as cheating action. Which is punishable in bad ways.
7. And don't share quicktopics with others.
8. And keep game-sensitive details inside the game, please.
9. While you're at it, refrain from editing or deleting posts.
10. Death will grant you one spoilered "bluh" post, which may not contain game-relevant information.
11. Do not post during the night phase.
12. Day Activation / "Karkat" Rule 1: In the event a day activation is claimed (someone using a role power in the day), assume day has ended and it is nighttime. Game will resume once I have intervened and resolved the action.
13. Day Activation / "Karkat" Rule 2: Faking day activations is strictly forbidden and punishable by moderator kill.
14. Refrain from ciphering or concealing posts. Also avoid whiting out text, that's really annoying.
15. Maintain a reasonable level of activity (minimum of one post per day). Replacement will be used for players who fail to post for a 72-hour timespan, with a prod 48 hours into that.
16. Flavor WILL NOT SAVE YOU. The mafia has access to the town wincon.
17. Please, this is a game. Take it easy, play to have fun, but play to win! We all want to have fun. Remember that.
18. Guarantees: This setup involves no cults, jesters, obliterators, quicktopic spying, mod bastardry, alignment-changing, or game-ending third party win conditions.

Day/Night links here:
DAY 1: High Noon, High Tempers
NIGHT 1: Shenanigans Shantytown
DAY 2: Twin Plumes of Smoke
NIGHT 2: Mob Rules, Bikers Drool
DAY 3: Big Boss is Dead
NIGHT 3: The Running of the Cycles
DAY 4: Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams
NIGHT 4: Sunset Strip
DAY 5: Rescuing the Rescuer
NIGHT 5: How Is There Still Traffic?
DAY 6: Nervous Conditions

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03-10-2015, 07:59 PM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2015 07:59 PM by dichotomousCreator.)
Post: #2
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [0/16]
Ooh I don't think I've played a closed role madness before. Count me in.
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03-10-2015, 08:51 PM
Post: #3
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [0/16]
I'd love to observe if possible, but if not, put me down as a worst case scenario replacement. Only if you can get no one else, basically.
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03-11-2015, 12:19 AM
Post: #4
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [1/16]
In.
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03-11-2015, 06:00 AM
Post: #5
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [1/16]
/in

There is a code us hosts have to live by and that is: we can't fix stupid or random decisions.
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03-12-2015, 12:44 PM
Post: #6
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
*HoNk* im signing up for a replacement spot :o)

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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03-12-2015, 12:57 PM
Post: #7
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
I assume I'll be an observer too?

This is an excellent (if ridiculous) setup that Garu put a lot of thought and effort into more people should sign up like now.
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03-12-2015, 01:02 PM
Post: #8
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
Ghh, I'm still bad at mafia, so sign me up as a replacement. Unless FTL Mafia ends before this starts. If that happens, you can move me over to the actual player list, I guess.
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03-12-2015, 01:10 PM
Post: #9
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
^Oh man, he really does play like me. You guys were right!
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03-12-2015, 01:11 PM
Post: #10
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
I hope we just keep copy pasting all the mafia game rules and just keep adding more names to who we stole it from

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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03-12-2015, 01:14 PM
Post: #11
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
(03-12-2015 01:10 PM)speedchuck Wrote:  ^Oh man, he really does play like me. You guys were right!

We're becoming the same! 2spooky
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03-12-2015, 01:38 PM
Post: #12
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
(03-12-2015 01:11 PM)phantomEclipse Wrote:  I hope we just keep copy pasting all the mafia game rules and just keep adding more names to who we stole it from

That's how we've always done things, we just lost the original stolen from list when we moved I think.
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03-12-2015, 02:24 PM
Post: #13
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
The most commonly circulated one originates from the first Dersehunt believe it or not :v
That being said I dont know where it comes from.
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03-12-2015, 07:34 PM
Post: #14
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
I redrafted the rules from scratch and then people kept stealing them from me and changing things randomly...

This one is definitely mirdini version tho

Also I will play this if it starts after the current game

"Have some wine," the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea.
"I don't see any wine," she remarked.

(06-25-2013 09:31 AM)Chirality Wrote:  And then everyone cut the simplest explanations in tiny pieces then set them on fire then threw them in a lake and poisoned the lake.
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03-13-2015, 11:24 AM
Post: #15
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
I might join as a replacement after Adventurefia ends or I get killed.
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03-13-2015, 03:20 PM
Post: #16
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
Potentially up for this but only after FTL mafia ends
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03-14-2015, 04:28 PM
Post: #17
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
Also potentially up for game assuming I'm either dead or less busy w/ Adventure Maf.
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03-15-2015, 12:24 PM
Post: #18
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
sure ill in

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03-15-2015, 04:47 PM
Post: #19
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [3/16]
I'm pretty sure this will start after FTL Mafia ends. Not sure about Adventure Mafia, though.

So I'll probably just slap the FTL conditionals on the list I suppose.

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03-16-2015, 12:19 AM
Post: #20
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [6/16]
May I be an observer? I don't want to miss the madness, but I don't have nearly enough time to play properly.
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03-16-2015, 04:09 AM
Post: #21
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [6/16]
Signup.
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03-16-2015, 04:52 AM
Post: #22
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [6/16]
"Gee, I wonder if there'll be a busdriver in this gridlock"
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03-16-2015, 09:28 AM
Post: #23
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [7/16]
>implying a busdriver would be able to get any actual driving done
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03-16-2015, 11:49 AM
Post: #24
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [7/16]
ouch, that really hurt

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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03-17-2015, 03:17 AM
Post: #25
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [7/16]
I'll probably jump in if and when FTL mafia ends. I now know my limits. Not doing two mafia games at once.
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03-17-2015, 11:39 AM
Post: #26
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [8/16]
Sign me up yo, it's time to rediscover my love for mafia
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03-17-2015, 11:54 AM
Post: #27
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [8/16]
as well as the steel monopoly business

oh man, im totally the first person to make that reference

It's time to, T-T-T-T-T-T TRIPLE POST
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03-17-2015, 01:43 PM
Post: #28
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [8/16]
Slap me on the playerlist anyway, if I don't have time I'll let you know before the game starts and you can just forward my PM to one'a'the replacements or somethin'.

(I'll probably have time)
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03-18-2015, 08:14 AM
Post: #29
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
unsignup
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03-29-2015, 02:24 AM
Post: #30
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [9/16]
If this is still alive, move me from the observerlist to the playerlist because it doesn't look like we'll have enough people.
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03-29-2015, 03:07 AM
Post: #31
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [9/16]
Add me as a replacement.
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03-29-2015, 04:27 PM
Post: #32
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
Are there even 16 people that are active in our mafia community?
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03-29-2015, 04:33 PM
Post: #33
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
Yes.
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03-29-2015, 04:35 PM
Post: #34
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
I mean, we did manage to get FTL Mafia not only started, but finished as well.
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03-29-2015, 04:46 PM
Post: #35
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
I'd be interested in joining this as long as the game doesn't start until about April 20th or so. For right now just put me down as a replacement.

Tumblr/Steam
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03-29-2015, 06:06 PM
Post: #36
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
@Kiven Albeit a dead strongman slot for mafia

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03-30-2015, 01:11 AM
Post: #37
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
(03-29-2015 06:06 PM)phantomEclipse Wrote:  @Kiven Albeit a dead strongman slot for mafia

We got it started, okay? >:U
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03-30-2015, 08:12 AM
Post: #38
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
FTL mafia had 17 players and one afk. This has sixteen players so there'll be no afk :V
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03-31-2015, 02:52 AM
Post: #39
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
I will probably join this when Adventure mafia ends. I have learned my lesson and will no longer play two games at once on this forum. There is a week during May, however, during which I would be unable to do anything.
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03-31-2015, 12:52 PM
Post: #40
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
If this starts after April 20th as CB mentioned, it would be much better for me as well.
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03-31-2015, 03:36 PM
Post: #41
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
4/20 weed day sounds like a good day to start this, yes. Providing we get enough players, of course! Maybe Adventure Mafia will end by then, in that case, the ATfia conditionals will join the list.

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03-31-2015, 03:58 PM
Post: #42
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
i can't play because i will be in crossover thing :(

"Have some wine," the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea.
"I don't see any wine," she remarked.

(06-25-2013 09:31 AM)Chirality Wrote:  And then everyone cut the simplest explanations in tiny pieces then set them on fire then threw them in a lake and poisoned the lake.
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03-31-2015, 10:50 PM
Post: #43
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
Signing up because it's been too long to truly believe eagletime mafs are returning, with the caveat that atleast the next week and possibly a few days after my laptop is in the shop and I'll have to use my phoneto make posts which thus will probably be shorter and typoier (&Which shouldn't be an issue unless this game suddenly fills the rest of the way up)
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04-02-2015, 02:04 PM
Post: #44
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [10/16]
I can sign up now because my championship match isn't until the end of May :v

Yayyyyy.

"Have some wine," the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea.
"I don't see any wine," she remarked.

(06-25-2013 09:31 AM)Chirality Wrote:  And then everyone cut the simplest explanations in tiny pieces then set them on fire then threw them in a lake and poisoned the lake.
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04-04-2015, 05:59 AM
Post: #45
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [13/16]
Welp, guess I'm all in.
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04-04-2015, 10:39 AM
Post: #46
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [13/16]
bah.

fine.

I will be full of regrets but I'm signing up.
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04-04-2015, 10:40 AM
Post: #47
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [13/16]
Sign me in on this if the game still hasn't started by the 10th.
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04-04-2015, 03:08 PM
Post: #48
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [15/16]
Yayyyyyy

"Have some wine," the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.
Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but tea.
"I don't see any wine," she remarked.

(06-25-2013 09:31 AM)Chirality Wrote:  And then everyone cut the simplest explanations in tiny pieces then set them on fire then threw them in a lake and poisoned the lake.
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04-05-2015, 05:24 PM
Post: #49
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [15/16]
Put me as a replacement.

The one, the only, Vancho!
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04-05-2015, 05:39 PM
Post: #50
RE: Traffic Jam Mafia [15/16]
I'll play.

I think that's 16.
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