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[SupahKiven]

This is the happiest moment of my life ;~;

We should name her something fear inspiring. Like Greg.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

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The leather gods have spoken great secrets to Pagan. Credit and Shpoopers go to seek his wisdom.

[Palamedes]

Unacceptable. Vlad is not allowed to use my weapons - I will provide for the settlement with my own martial prowess and the animal legion I've been training. It is also unacceptable that I have not become a master of at least three different skills. I will begin training harder than ever.

I will allow Vancho and Vlad and Carnegie to fight over who gets to rule our fair settlement. In reality I will still train my animal army so that I am always the real power behind the throne.

Carnegie and Kiven I will proudly dub your beautiful baby girl Palamedes mark 2. You are welcome.

All ten of our new citizens are named Dave. Such tragedy.

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[SupahKiven]

(03-30-2015 06:28 AM)Palamedes Wrote:  Carnegie and Kiven I will proudly dub your beautiful baby girl Palamedes mark 2. You are welcome.

I personally prefer Pala.0

[Palamedes]

Well she's the second so maybe Pala.2?

[SupahKiven]

That works.

[theLifebird]

hey pala guess who made you your crossbow? Vlad. you can't complain.

[Palamedes]

Guess who has an army of animals and is integral to any successful attempt to not be mauled to death by a tide of warpets successfully usurp control of the settlement. Make your own crossbow.

[Druplesnubb]

Yay, two years and I've already mastered mining! I guess I now need to master something else. Like fighting. That seems like it would be useful for defending Vancho against the uprising.

[theLifebird]

Or help start the uprising friend. ;D , but yeah pala is right Vlad should make a crossbow for himself.

[Carnegie]

Excuse me we are not naming our child Pala-anything, we are naming it after the wonderful benign ruler Rosalina Fuchs

[SupahKiven]

Dang. Can her middle name be Pala-anything?

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

I think we should just rename Pala, knock out two birds.

How about Steve. Whaddya think, Steve?

[Palamedes]

Steve is a weak name for weak people. Also Rosalina Fuchs more like Rosalina Suckhs. Pala is a name that destines whoever has it for greatness and it is actually violence against your child to not let it be their name.

[Vancho1]

Let me remind you who rules here! That's right, Paxesian folk hero William Brooks! I mean, me! I rule with the fist of iron. (The other fist is steel, I am a miner who can load 16 tons)

Clearly, we should name these immigrants after famous personages from Citystates games. I suggest Rosalina Fuchs, William Brooks, Japeth Trope, Vincent Schultz, Maximilien Avolaire, King Rolf, Princess Telicie, Comrade Letziln, and Pala Steve Dave (The most famous of personages)

[Druplesnubb]

(03-30-2015 06:28 AM)Palamedes Wrote:  All ten of our new citizens are named Dave. Such tragedy.

I think we should at least number them.

[Palamedes]

You might as well not do it at all then.

[Druplesnubb]

Fine, I suggest we name them Scooter, Pooter, Booter, Looter, Hooter, Grooter, Dave, Bill Nye, Captain Falcon and Lungburst.

[SupahKiven]

How about Hoos-Foos and Snimm, Hot-shot and Jimm, Shadrack, Blinkey, Sunny and Slimm? And for the last two call them Putt-Putt and Grimm?

[hector212121]

NO! They shall all join the Dave Conspiracy! :D

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[Palamedes]

I back Kiven if he backs me in naming his darling baby girl Pala.2 (or Pala Mark 2 or Pala the Sequel if you prefer).

[Druplesnubb]

I'll back you in naming the girl Pala.2 instead.

[Carnegie]

Excuse me, this is my child you do not get to name it

[Palamedes]

It's Kiven's child too, and the future of our settlement!

[SupahKiven]

Carnegie, please, the marriage is falling apart ;~;

[Palamedes]

As Grand High Fightmaster I make Grand High Fightmaster a title I have. I also use my title to pronounce myself Marriage Councilor Supreme in this time of difficulty.

Please Kiven, Carnegie, tell me of your problems so I can save your marriage and not leave darling little Pala.2 an orphan.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

Okay okay, name at least one of them "Will Spontaneously Combust" and I'll agree to the consensus of "Pala.2".

[hector212121]

I'll support Will Spontaneously Combust as long as it comes after Dave.

[Pagan]

I support the naming of all immigrants to Dave, the naming of one child Pala.2, and the other Will Spontaneously Combust

[hector212121]

No, as in I want that guy to be named Dave Will Spontaneously Combust! ;)

[Druplesnubb]

I can go behind this on the condition that one of them will be called Lungburst.

Actually, I think it might be a good idea for Reyweld to number them ingame to keep track of who is who but just referring to them all as Dave in the thread. If everyone disagrees with me, then you should still do it Reyweld, no one will be able to notice it!

[Palamedes]

Alright so we have:

1 baby named Pala.2
8 immigrants named Dave (all related)
1 immigrant named Will Spontaneouslycombust (that last name is quite a doozy!)
1 immigrant named Lungburst

We are agreed?

Carnegie, Kiven, are you not interested in talking about your marital problems or have you gotten over them?

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

I think that they still have them and the only solution is to adopt some sort of hobby they both enjoy. Like predating other dwarves.

[Carnegie]

(04-03-2015 05:01 AM)Palamedes Wrote:  As Grand High Fightmaster I make Grand High Fightmaster a title I have. I also use my title to pronounce myself Marriage Councilor Supreme in this time of difficulty.

Please Kiven, Carnegie, tell me of your problems so I can save your marriage and not leave darling little Pala.2 an orphan.

Stay away from my child

[SupahKiven]

Carnegie, we still have something, we can work this out ;~;

[Palamedes]

As Ultra-Deluxe Support Caregiver I just can't do that Carnegie, not if you're going to be so hostile towards your husband (wife? I don't know if the genders were ever made clear) and in doing so chance that beautiful Pala.2 might grow up without proper parents!

Kiven, why don't you tell Carnegie how s/he is making you feel.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

You know who the real victim here is? Will. And he's going to spontaneously combust. And you're not even going to adopt him. These are irresponsible parents and we should slay them and offer them up to Will as his last meal.

[Palamedes]

Will is a grown dwarf he can take care of himself.

[Carnegie]

I'm calling the police

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

Silly Dwarf, I am the police! who's the police anyway?

[Palamedes]

I am actually, if I remember correctly.

Carnegie what is your concern?

[SupahKiven]

Carnegie, no pls ;~;

[Palamedes]

Hi Kiven, your spouse called us here, do you know why? It seems like it's not that big a deal but...

Officer Spot, stop playing with that ball and write down everything they say.

[SupahKiven]

Our marriage is falling apart over the name of our firstborn child ;~;

[Palamedes]

Oh no! Have you talked to the Marriage Councilor Supreme Palamedes about it?

Yes they have just come to me, but Carnegie is being belligerent and unsupportive of Kiven's effort to fix what they have for the sake of their darling baby girl.

Little Pala.2? How terrible! A bad home life can lead to a bad upbringing for a vulnerable little dwarf. Spot could you - goddamnit Officer Spot you're supposed to be taking notes! Leave that bone alone! Sorry about that. I think as long as Carny doesn't raise any more false police calls things should be fine here. Would you like me to remain in the area in case there is another disturbance?

I think that will be fine Commissioner, unless Kiven and Carnegie would like otherwise?