Complete Crooks Hollow IV: S.S.D.G. MAX - DAY 2 - GAME OVER, SCUM WIN
07-07-2015, 09:22 AM
Post: #51
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [25/25]
youre giving us avatars?

Neat-o

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07-14-2015, 08:39 AM
Post: #52
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [25/25]
If anyone can hook me up with someone to review the setup that obviously isn't playing please send me a PM.
Must have experience modding unusual mafia setups.
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08-03-2015, 09:13 AM (This post was last modified: 08-03-2015 09:55 AM by amosmyn.)
Post: #53
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [25/25]
WELCOME TO HYPERSPACE
(optional pregame event)

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Skippy Stone, Ace Commander of the Intergalactic Enquirers has declared that the I.E. has exclusive SCOOP rights over the crashlanding A.K. Seltzer.

Enquisitors, now is your chance to shine!

Whoever can produce the SPICIEST headline for Skippy Stone's upcoming story will be rewarded!

Feel free to trash talk other cadet headlines to make your story stand out above all!


Report about insider trading, scandal, strange tales or other STARTLING GOSSIP.
The jucier the story the more papers we sell so GO GO GO!!!
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08-03-2015, 10:09 AM
Post: #54
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
I'll start with a low bar-setter:

"A.K. Seltzel Confirms Continued Existence of Gravity"

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-03-2015, 10:16 AM
Post: #55
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
In surprising news, the well-known satellite A.K. Seltzel continues to provide experimental evidence for current theories of gravity and orbital mechanics. This result on such a large scale will surely lead to lots of sciencing as people in white lab coats with clipboards dispassionately extract data from an event likely to cause significant loss of life and, more importantly, money.

Scientists were unable to be reached for comment beyond disparaging remarks about the intelligence and ethics of the journalistic profession. Allegations that scientists caused the disaster in order to gather data remain unexamined.

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-03-2015, 10:18 AM
Post: #56
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
"If space was Dong, it would be ever expanding" says local Meme Enthusiast. In other news, n00bs in space.

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08-03-2015, 10:44 AM
Post: #57
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX
BREAKING NEWS:
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08-03-2015, 11:33 AM
Post: #58
INTERGALACTIC BREAKING NEWS STRAIGHT OUT OF "REAL NEWS" SECTION
EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA!
SHOCKING NEWS CONFIRMS THAT THE A.K. SELTZER IS UNDER ATTACK BY ANDROIDS FROM THE PAST FUTURE CARRYING MOTHRA'S BABY WHICH IS ALSO CONFIRMED TO BE DANG RON PAUL'S NEPHEW
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08-03-2015, 03:33 PM (This post was last modified: 08-03-2015 03:34 PM by phantomEclipse.)
Post: #59
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
*shakes fist* DANG RON PAUL

Hey amos, could youbupdate that little log thing on post 50?

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08-04-2015, 03:11 PM
Post: #60
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
"SECRET SPY SATELLITE SELTZER ON CRASH COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH: THE POTENTIALLY PLANET ENDING EXCLUSIVE"

READ ON FOR EXCLUSIVE DETAILS REVEALED TO THE PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME, ON A SECRET SATELLITE WITH OVER A HUNDRED NUCLEAR WEAPONS ON BOARD.

-MILITARY DENIES EVERYTHING
-FOREIGN POWERS OUTRAGED
-EARTH MAY NEVER BE THE SAME

ALL INSIDE THIS SPECIAL HISTORIC ISSUE OF INTERGALACTIC ENQUISITOR!


((My apologies for the all caps, its a newspaper so its supposed to be shouty lol))
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08-04-2015, 03:47 PM (This post was last modified: 08-04-2015 03:48 PM by Carnegie.)
Post: #61
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
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I may come up with a "real" headline after this but for now I can't resist to post this
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08-05-2015, 06:44 AM
Post: #62
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25
Bumbling Other Newsies Too Stupid to Come Up With Good Seltzer Crash Title, Thanks Space Obama!

In other riveting news:

Skippy Stone Offers Titling Rights, Makes Title Too Long Without Editing; Confirmed Agent of Space Lizard Illuminati?
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08-05-2015, 12:13 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2015 12:13 PM by AProcrastinatingWriter.)
Post: #63
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
Things Pretty Okay, I Guess




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08-05-2015, 12:29 PM
Post: #64
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
A. K. Seltzer Causing A Ruckus To Bubble Up!
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08-05-2015, 01:54 PM
Post: #65
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop!]
SONIC ADVENTURE 2 RE-ENACTMENT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

and now, hunger does what sorrow could never do
website | @tehpilot
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08-05-2015, 02:10 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2015 02:11 PM by dichotomousCreator.)
Post: #66
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
(08-05-2015 01:54 PM)TehPilot Wrote:  SONIC ADVENTURE 2 RE-ENACTMENT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

GIANT LIZARD REMAINS UNFAZED BY GLOWING HEDGEHOGS

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-05-2015, 02:37 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2015 02:45 PM by Carnegie.)
Post: #67
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MULTIPLE SOURCES CONFIRM HILLARY CLINTON AND A. K. SELTZER LOVE AFFAIR

"I did not have relations with that satellite," was Clinton's only comment, escaping via helicopter as multiple androids attempted to shoot it down.
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08-06-2015, 06:05 AM
Post: #68
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25
(08-05-2015 01:54 PM)TehPilot Wrote:  SONIC ADVENTURE 2 RE-ENACTMENT GOES HORRIBLY RIGHT

Superior Paper Fixes Flagrant Faults in Lesser Competitor's Captions!
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08-06-2015, 10:54 AM
Post: #69
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
(08-06-2015 06:05 AM)Palamedes Wrote:  
(08-05-2015 01:54 PM)TehPilot Wrote:  SONIC ADVENTURE 2 RE-ENACTMENT GOES HORRIBLY RIGHT

Superior Paper Fixes Flagrant Faults in Lesser Competitor's Captions!

Alliteration Amazingly Awesome, Announces Analyst

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-06-2015, 12:49 PM
Post: #70
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL FAILS, US DIPLOMATS CITE CALIFORNIA PISTACHIO LOBBY TO BLAME

The one, the only, Vancho!
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08-06-2015, 01:17 PM
Post: #71
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
THE SCOOP: NEW ICE CREAM RESTAURANT OPENING IN TOWN. EVERY TOWN.
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08-06-2015, 01:25 PM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2015 01:27 PM by dichotomousCreator.)
Post: #72
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
A. K. SELTZER SLATED TO ACT AS ANTACID FOR LOCAL ELDRITCH ABOMINATION

Nuclear fallout perfect for neutralizing cosmic horror digestive juices, say scientists

Page 10 special: Is A. K. Seltzer too spicy for Yog Sothoth? Expert opinions here!

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-06-2015, 01:32 PM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2015 01:34 PM by Carnegie.)
Post: #73
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WE GAVE AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION PISTACHIO ICE CREAM. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Oh, yeah, and that satellite is still crashing, we guess
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08-07-2015, 10:40 AM
Post: #74
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
(08-03-2015 03:33 PM)phantomEclipse Wrote:  Hey amos, could youbupdate that little log thing on post 50?

First draft of the game will be done tonight.
Will be editing it at least one more time tomorrow...
25 people setups with a 5 day limit + guns everywhere is hard to balance solo :U
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08-07-2015, 10:46 AM
Post: #75
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
Well we could help out by pairing off and suikilling D1 until there's only one person left
that gives town like a 75% winrate!!!!!!1!
because there will be absolutely no rolefuckery involved.

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-08-2015, 01:38 AM (This post was last modified: 08-08-2015 01:38 AM by Reyweld.)
Post: #76
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
(08-06-2015 01:32 PM)Carnegie Wrote:  WE GAVE AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION PISTACHIO ICE CREAM. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

Oh, yeah, and that satellite is still crashing, we guess

PEACEFUL TENTACLE MUTATION APPEASED BY 2 SCOOPS, WAFFLE CONE
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08-08-2015, 10:06 AM (This post was last modified: 08-08-2015 10:06 AM by Vancho1.)
Post: #77
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
ELDRITCH ABOMINATION WINS REPUBLICAN DEBATE AND NOMINATION
CITES ICE CREAM AS ITS REASON FOR RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF DEVOURING OUR WORLD

The one, the only, Vancho!
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08-08-2015, 10:57 AM
Post: #78
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
ELDRITCH BEINGS FROM OUTER SPACE, ACCORDING TO SOME KIDS, THEY'RE ACTUALLY GODS FROM A VIDEO GAME?!?!?

More news about the inevitable doom of the human race thanks to a large fiery object falling from space on page 6.

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08-08-2015, 11:07 AM
Post: #79
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
UNORIGINAL NEWSPAPERS RIP OFF ELDRITCH ABOMINATION BASED HEADLINES AD NAUSEAM

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-08-2015, 11:52 AM
Post: #80
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
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08-08-2015, 01:04 PM
Post: #81
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
INCREASING USE OF ALL CAPS LARGE FONT IN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES DRIVING THE INK INDUSTRY CLOSE TO EXHAUSTION

ALSO THERE'S LIKE SOME SATELLITE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO US OR WHATEVER, MORE ON THAT IN THE LIFESTYLE PULLOUT MAGAZINE
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08-08-2015, 01:28 PM
Post: #82
RE: CH4: The title is too long!!!
WORLD UNITED UNDER ELDRICH CREATURE; ICECREAM FOR ALL (EXCEPT DEPOSED EX-WORLD LEADERS)
ITALICS MAKING COMEBACK IN INK CRISIS
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08-08-2015, 08:37 PM
Post: #83
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
Local Man Ruins Everything
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08-09-2015, 10:59 PM
Post: #84
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop!- 25/25]
FLORIDA MAN FUSES WITH ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND CRASHES DOWN A SATELLITE! THE TRUTH BEHIND ALL THESE ARTICLES IS FINALLY DISCOVERED, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
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08-10-2015, 07:38 AM
Post: #85
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gun MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25
Slow News Day; Nothing of Interest Happening Apparently.

In local news, something about a bomb nation forming, ice cream, and some other boring old junk.
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08-10-2015, 11:13 AM
Post: #86
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
Cut down your chance of death by terrors from beyond the stars bit by bit every day by following this 1 weird old tip

Read about the trick to escape an eternity of suffering cosmic horrors DON'T want you to know! Page 7

this is more internet ads than headlines but whatever :V

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-10-2015, 02:21 PM
Post: #87
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 25/25]
Gun

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08-11-2015, 10:33 AM
Post: #88
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
Gun?
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08-11-2015, 11:31 AM
Post: #89
RE: LONGGG
WE RAN OUT OF INK, BLOOD/ICECREAM MIXTURE NOW USED
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08-11-2015, 12:58 PM (This post was last modified: 08-11-2015 12:58 PM by dichotomousCreator.)
Post: #90
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME:The Scoop! - 24/24]
Blood/Icecream mixture runs out, papers resort to using the Color out of Space.

In unrelated news, insanity experiencing sudden rise in demographics entirely unrelated to newspaper readership.

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(06-06-2016 06:12 AM)Coldblooded Wrote:  if there was ever a scumteam to overthink things and make a huge dramatic production out of day one, DC and Granola would probably be it.
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08-11-2015, 01:16 PM
Post: #91
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
Reaverb has volunteered to help with reviewing the setup.
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08-11-2015, 04:31 PM (This post was last modified: 08-11-2015 04:35 PM by Gatr.)
Post: #92
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
Oh yeah btw could I ask a simple request this game before I learn my alignment? Please don't lynch me D1. Normally I wouldn't make this request, but I kind of got lynched D1 in the last two games I played and I'm starting to feel deprived of the good mafia games. After D1, all bets are off. Or on, however the phrase goes.

actually, never mind. that would basically give me a free day to do whatever i wanted.

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08-11-2015, 04:51 PM
Post: #93
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
to be fair people are probably gonna suikill day 1 xD

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Steam
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08-11-2015, 07:09 PM
Post: #94
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
I should use my gun on garu the first chance i get

Better yet, we all agree that we kill garu n1

mspa

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08-11-2015, 07:15 PM
Post: #95
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
Actual question though, we are basically waiting for the setup to be confirmed playable and then we can pretty much start right?

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08-11-2015, 08:49 PM
Post: #96
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
Roles will probably go out after the 23rd of August.
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08-11-2015, 10:56 PM
Post: #97
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME:The Scoop! - 24/24]
LOCAL DJ ARRESTED FOR DROPPING THE BASE

I don't know I'm bad at this

it doesn't really count as a base does it

buckin

whatever

...What? Just keep scrolling.
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08-12-2015, 12:24 AM
Post: #98
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: The Mystery Of The Title That Was Too Long
FISHMONGER OUTCRY OVER 'BLATANT THEFT' OF PUN: THE FISHERMAN'S FIGHT TO KEEP "DROPPING THE BASS" A PROTECTED PARODY

ELDRITCH TERROR SOLVES INK CRISIS WITH HUMAN SACRIFICE, HAILED AS ECONOMIC HERO BY PRESS. More on Page 3

It's an orbital research base! That counts as a base, right?
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08-12-2015, 01:45 AM (This post was last modified: 08-12-2015 01:45 AM by Reyweld.)
Post: #99
RE: PREGAME: The Scoop!
OVERPOPULATION, INSANITY CRISES SOLVED BY ELDRICH OVERLORD
2 BILLION MISSING, MORE ON PAGE 6
MYSTERIOUS RED INK POOLS APPEAR ON STREETS; PRESS REJOICE, MORE ON PAGE 7
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08-12-2015, 03:17 AM
Post: #100
RE: Crooks Hollow 4: Suborbital Space Drop Gunshower MAX [PREGAME: The Scoop! - 24/24]
(08-11-2015 10:56 PM)The Other Guy Wrote:  buckin

whatever

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