Which swear word is the best swear word? [Consensus Reached]
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04-20-2013, 09:41 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-20-2015 04:33 PM by Coldblooded.)
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Which swear word is the best swear word? [Consensus Reached]
Okay, so I know that there are plenty of people on here that use bad words in their day to day life (myself included!), but I think it's strange that nobody on here has ever started a poll to settle this age long question once and for all.
Now then: Which swear word is really the best swear word? I'm looking forward to hearing all of your opinions on the matter. E: Poll is up. Time to choose. Tumblr/Steam |
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04-20-2013, 10:52 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
The clear and obvious answer here is clearly dagnabit. It has a certain sense of class and pizzaz that every other swear word just lacks, yknow?
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04-20-2013, 01:00 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Oh I don't know, there's so many great ones!
Rapscallion, Talleywhacker, Jackanape, Mudblood, Whippersnapper I mean how do I choose? I guess none of them are on the list so they all qualify as 'other'... (Do like Frigate though) |
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04-20-2013, 02:11 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
A-ROOOOOOOOGA
yeah i can't resist that |
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04-20-2013, 02:16 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Oh, whippersnapper is definately a close second, though.
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04-21-2013, 12:55 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
I was going to come in here and complain about the lack of the obvious best choice of "Pilweef". And then I saw that you included it. I must doff my cap to thee, good sir.
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04-21-2013, 04:33 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Obviously, the best swear word is YHWH.
You swear by it, and you can also swear in it. |
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04-22-2013, 08:21 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Pardon my French, but...
![]() Again, my apologies for anyone who is offended. |
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04-22-2013, 08:37 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
What simple linguistic construction is that!?
Upon reconsideration... Clearly, this is the truly great curse-word. Spoilered for sanity. |
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04-22-2013, 10:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2013 03:19 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
(04-22-2013 08:21 AM)avidGamer Wrote: What (04-22-2013 08:37 AM)Kaynato Wrote: What simple linguistic construction is that!? Double what. I don't know what ANY OF THIS MEANS. KAYNATO IM SUING YOU FOR MY SANITY ANYWAY. EDIT: Kaynato the last picture looks like a squid with tentacles. "what did you jus' say ta me?" |
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04-22-2013, 10:37 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=327
for clarification |
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04-22-2013, 10:45 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Oh, SMBC! Can't believe I missed that.
ICGC, well, I mean, |
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04-28-2013, 11:30 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
yolo
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04-29-2013, 07:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-29-2013 07:40 AM by YoungsterJoey.)
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Another word for the spoiler specibus:
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05-01-2013, 08:19 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
It saddens me not to see my favorite swear word in the poll.
What word? Simpleton, of course. It's always so satisfying to call someone a simpleton. My vote goes for dangnabbit because that one is pretty nice as well. |
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05-04-2013, 03:08 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
BWARMP.
Carry on. |
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05-05-2013, 10:28 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Well, obviously the best curse word is GH'FRAH'N, but it doesn't come up in conversation that often. Making snakes come out of people's eyes is one of those "fancy party" curses, yknow what I mean?
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05-11-2013, 09:10 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
please
the best word is obviously scrub i thought that was self evident |
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04-03-2015, 05:23 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
I've always been partial to butthorn.
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04-04-2015, 11:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-04-2015 11:24 AM by Carnegie.)
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
As a devoted Little Mermaid fan, I'm going to have to go with dinglehopper
But also, I'm a huge fan of douchecanoe. |
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04-19-2015, 12:21 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Alright, after two entire years of near constant debate, I think that the committee is finally ready to decide which swear word is the best swear word once and for all.
Voting ends at Midnight EST on April 20th, or in approximately 26.5 hours! Be sure to get your votes in before then if you want to have a say in this historic, landmark event! Tumblr/Steam |
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04-19-2015, 12:26 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Oh man, I'm so hype this is the moment I've been waiting for my whole life.
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04-19-2015, 12:50 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Aw man Airhorn noise is lame but we lack the votes to outdo it I think. Alas, the people of old have spoken.
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04-19-2015, 06:30 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Frigate, I'm not going to get beaten by some low-brow Prop comedy!
The one, the only, Vancho! |
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04-19-2015, 11:14 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
"Gibbering Yethwa" is the way to go.
Other has a chance at winning. We can make it if we work together! |
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04-20-2015, 02:55 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
I refuse to change my vote from dinglehopper. I will show my support until the bitter fog horn end
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04-20-2015, 04:49 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Rey we'd all have to agree on the single other.
Carnie, Dinglehopper is weak given the similar (but much better) related swears I already listed, please rethink your actions. I... suppose I could use my great powers to wipe airhorn noises from the competition, but frigate it I'm a moral guy. |
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04-20-2015, 10:08 AM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Dinglehopper is in second place technically
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04-20-2015, 02:30 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
By jove, Pala, we're losing to the frigate competition. What will we do?
The one, the only, Vancho! |
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04-20-2015, 04:32 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word?
Okay, it looks like all of the votes are finally in, and the committee is finally ready to share their results.
First off, our honorable mentions. Several swear words only managed to get a single vote, and we had many write-in candidates that never quite managed to rise up to challenge our main contenders, but that doesn't mean that they are any less worthy of recognition. Our honorable mentions are... Noob, YHWH, Yolo, Scrub, Butthorn, Gibbering Yethwa, and an image that I'm not going to repost because it would mess up and of this beautiful formatting. Congratulations to all of you. In fourth place with three votes each, we have a three way tie! Congratulations to Dagnabbit, Frigate, and Pillweef each. In third place, with 5 votes, the illustrious Shuttlec*ck! Good work! In second place, with 6 votes, Dinglehopper has just barely managed to beat out Shuttlec*ck! Impressive! And finally in first place, with 30% of the final votes, the official best swear word of all time is... *drumroll* ....... ..... ... Congratulations to our winner! In recognition of your hard-earned excellence in the field of swearing, we reward you with this golden trophy, shaped in honor of the most foul-mouthed sailor ever to grace this fine earth, Donald Faultleroy Duck. Now unfortunately, as many of you are aware, we had two contestants that failed to receive even a single vote for the entire two year voting period. Troll and Greenhorn each came in dead last and are therefore both BANNED from the English language forever. Make sure to throw all of your leftover food at them as they both walk out of the room in defeat. Well that's all folks. Thanks again for coming down to support the awards ceremony and please have a safe drive home. Tumblr/Steam |
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04-20-2015, 05:08 PM
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RE: Which swear word is the best swear word? [Consensus Reached]
Wait they're banned? That... makes them the worst words ever. Don't they win then?
Troll. Greenhorn. I feel disgusting. For serious though top three are too popular to be cool swears. Yes I'm sticking by that to salvage my tarnished honour. |
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